They would deploy out of the side of my truck and allow me to give the morons who drive below the speed limit because they are to engrossed in the phone call to pay attention to their a full broadside. People texting and driving would get blasted at any speed. Oh and people who get in the turn lane and then wait through the light because they decided they didn't want to turn after all.
Hell I would just the shit out of anyone who pissed me off.
Hell I would just the shit out of anyone who pissed me off.
Crime: what would you commit?
- 15/08/2010 01:49:22 AM
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if I had no morals, then all of them would be a possibility wouldnt they?
- 15/08/2010 02:05:20 AM
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Hmm, although I try my best to forgive people who have wronged me...
- 15/08/2010 05:38:40 AM
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Freelance contract killer, specializing in politicians and people who drive slowly in the fast lane
- 15/08/2010 07:20:46 AM
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you do realize there's no such thing as a "fast lane"?
- 15/08/2010 03:01:00 PM
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And by being a "passing" lane
- 15/08/2010 03:08:42 PM
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I can't condone you treating those who drive in the left lane at the speed limit badly *NM*
- 15/08/2010 03:17:51 PM
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I can. Particularly if they stay there, because then they aren't using it correctly anyway. *NM*
- 15/08/2010 07:24:41 PM
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I'd probably steal money. Don't know if robbery or fraud would be easier... *NM*
- 15/08/2010 11:03:57 AM
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Assault and theft, probably
- 15/08/2010 03:28:16 PM
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LOL!
- 15/08/2010 11:32:50 PM
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Re: LOL!
- 15/08/2010 11:34:37 PM
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Re: LOL!
- 15/08/2010 11:35:46 PM
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Re: LOL!
- 15/08/2010 11:38:00 PM
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I hate the Festival.
- 15/08/2010 11:41:19 PM
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Are you saying that only I would be immune to the legal consequences or
- 15/08/2010 05:09:01 PM
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I would build my bank of small cannon
- 15/08/2010 05:37:41 PM
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vigilante killer *NM*
- 15/08/2010 05:40:25 PM
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You would kill vigilantes? I'm a bit concerned that this would get circular
*NM*
- 15/08/2010 07:11:19 PM
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*NM*
- 15/08/2010 07:11:19 PM
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SMASH!
- 15/08/2010 06:30:35 PM
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I can't believe we don't have a single potential prostitute in this lot. *NM*
- 15/08/2010 07:25:39 PM
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I assumed that was what Jens meant when he limited what he'd admit to, he just didn't want to say it *NM*
- 15/08/2010 07:37:41 PM
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I don't think it's a crime to go around giving it away for free. *NM*
- 15/08/2010 07:43:31 PM
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No, not till he starts charging. *NM*
- 15/08/2010 08:21:31 PM
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Yeah, until then, it's just a crime against nature.
*NM*
- 16/08/2010 06:50:33 AM
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- 16/08/2010 11:38:57 AM
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- 16/08/2010 06:50:33 AM
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- 16/08/2010 11:38:57 AM
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lmao. <3
- 16/08/2010 02:00:59 PM
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- 16/08/2010 02:25:20 PM
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- 16/08/2010 02:25:20 PM
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Prostitution is perfectly legal here. *NM*
- 16/08/2010 11:15:43 AM
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Well, yeah, obviously it would be a regional crime. (It's also legal in much of Nevada.)
- 16/08/2010 11:02:50 PM
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Oh, it looks like several people have answered something related to motoring
- 15/08/2010 09:18:25 PM
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Elbowing and/or tripping anyone who walks in my way, or is too slow in the street.
- 15/08/2010 11:35:03 PM
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It also says a lot that this is the first time on RAFO I see 5 of my MB buddies in one post *NM*
- 16/08/2010 01:46:18 PM
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Diamond theft.
- 16/08/2010 02:58:14 PM
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That's a good one.
- 16/08/2010 07:43:21 PM
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Assasinate Glenn Beck *NM*
- 02/09/2010 02:41:54 PM
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No, no, no... unrealistic immoral things. What you suggested is just good sense. *NM*
- 02/09/2010 11:00:44 PM
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