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I had a grandpa who was a kleptomaniac. everynametaken Send a noteboard - 15/08/2010 05:41:11 AM
So the big question. If you were to be devoid of self-control and/or morals, what crime do you most see yourself committing? I'm not asking about what you would choose to commit, or why a certain crime would be better to commit over others.

I'm asking what crime you believe your persona would be compelled to commit by force of your own psyche.



I'd be a klepto, no doubt.


That dude would steal anything and everything even into old age. The funny thing is that the times when he was busted he had money in his pocket to pay for the stuff. That's the sickness part of it I guess.
But wine was the great assassin of both tradition and propriety...
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Crime: what would you commit? LadyLorraine - 15/08/2010 01:49:22 AM 1798 Views
Road Rage. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 15/08/2010 01:52:37 AM 593 Views
if I had no morals, then all of them would be a possibility wouldnt they? Aisha - 15/08/2010 02:05:20 AM 1310 Views
no, they wouldn't. I'm talking about psychologically LadyLorraine - 15/08/2010 02:38:09 AM 1131 Views
actually, I think I would be a rapist Aisha - 15/08/2010 05:34:03 AM 1242 Views
Kidnapping cute babies? You're such a sweetie. everynametaken - 15/08/2010 05:35:31 AM 1219 Views
hehe Aisha - 15/08/2010 11:29:36 PM 1270 Views
If no morals...than armed bank robbery. *NM* LordPerrin - 15/08/2010 03:29:34 AM 745 Views
wouldn't it depend upon the circumstances StarrBecca - 15/08/2010 03:43:33 AM 1244 Views
Hmm, although I try my best to forgive people who have wronged me... everynametaken - 15/08/2010 05:38:40 AM 1112 Views
I had a grandpa who was a kleptomaniac. everynametaken - 15/08/2010 05:41:11 AM 1322 Views
Maybe murder?? Brian - 15/08/2010 06:08:26 AM 1335 Views
Theft, probably. Darth_Katie - 15/08/2010 06:43:40 AM 1114 Views
Freelance contract killer, specializing in politicians and people who drive slowly in the fast lane Vodalus - 15/08/2010 07:20:46 AM 1144 Views
you do realize there's no such thing as a "fast lane"? LadyLorraine - 15/08/2010 03:01:00 PM 1289 Views
And by being a "passing" lane nossy - 15/08/2010 03:08:42 PM 1282 Views
I can't condone you treating those who drive in the left lane at the speed limit badly *NM* Floffe - 15/08/2010 03:17:51 PM 640 Views
Good thing I can feel the way I do w/o asking your permission. nossy - 15/08/2010 03:53:56 PM 1312 Views
I can. Particularly if they stay there, because then they aren't using it correctly anyway. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 15/08/2010 07:24:41 PM 615 Views
What Nossy said, both to you and Floffe. Vodalus - 15/08/2010 06:36:31 PM 1286 Views
Can I be your sidekick? *NM* Avendesora - 16/08/2010 03:02:17 PM 632 Views
But of course. Hop in! *NM* Vodalus - 17/08/2010 12:01:49 AM 586 Views
Theft. Murder. Torture. A lot of unpleasant things, I'm sure. Ghavrel - 15/08/2010 08:05:37 AM 1172 Views
I'd probably steal money. Don't know if robbery or fraud would be easier... *NM* Tim - 15/08/2010 11:03:57 AM 626 Views
Murder, but not in anger. Just for excitement (and/or money). (beat.) - 15/08/2010 12:05:55 PM 1245 Views
I'm not sure how I would know that. nossy - 15/08/2010 03:06:42 PM 1207 Views
Murder of annoying idiots and nuclear blackmail SilverWarder - 15/08/2010 03:07:08 PM 1293 Views
People who get in the way - kill 'em all snoopcester - 15/08/2010 03:19:29 PM 1271 Views
Assault and theft, probably Camilla - 15/08/2010 03:28:16 PM 1241 Views
LOL! Rebekah - 15/08/2010 11:32:50 PM 1241 Views
Re: LOL! Camilla - 15/08/2010 11:34:37 PM 1281 Views
Re: LOL! Rebekah - 15/08/2010 11:35:46 PM 1256 Views
Re: LOL! Camilla - 15/08/2010 11:38:00 PM 1170 Views
I hate the Festival. Rebekah - 15/08/2010 11:41:19 PM 1304 Views
You guys are goddamn lucky to have the festival. (beat.) - 21/08/2010 12:47:05 AM 1074 Views
Re: You guys are goddamn lucky to have the festival. Camilla - 22/08/2010 09:02:16 PM 1088 Views
It's not so much the Festival. Rebekah - 22/08/2010 10:52:13 PM 1480 Views
Are you saying that only I would be immune to the legal consequences or BlackAdder - 15/08/2010 05:09:01 PM 1153 Views
I'd steal a LOT ironclad - 15/08/2010 05:26:39 PM 1314 Views
I would build my bank of small cannon random thoughts - 15/08/2010 05:37:41 PM 1240 Views
vigilante killer *NM* damookster - 15/08/2010 05:40:25 PM 718 Views
of the Dexter variety? *NM* Aisha - 15/08/2010 06:54:34 PM 541 Views
You would kill vigilantes? I'm a bit concerned that this would get circular *NM* snoopcester - 15/08/2010 07:11:19 PM 644 Views
*NM* Rebekah - 15/08/2010 11:32:00 PM 506 Views
pfft... damookster - 16/08/2010 02:47:38 AM 1305 Views
I'm in the clear then! *NM* snoop - 16/08/2010 11:54:50 AM 571 Views
SMASH! Urza - 15/08/2010 06:30:35 PM 1097 Views
isnt that what you do now? *NM* Aisha - 15/08/2010 06:53:45 PM 627 Views
Come a little closer. *NM* Urza - 15/08/2010 08:58:50 PM 602 Views
I can't believe we don't have a single potential prostitute in this lot. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 15/08/2010 07:25:39 PM 663 Views
I assumed that was what Jens meant when he limited what he'd admit to, he just didn't want to say it *NM* snoopcester - 15/08/2010 07:37:41 PM 656 Views
I had the exact same thought. *NM* Vodalus - 15/08/2010 07:40:39 PM 517 Views
I don't think it's a crime to go around giving it away for free. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 15/08/2010 07:43:31 PM 538 Views
No, not till he starts charging. *NM* snoopcester - 15/08/2010 08:21:31 PM 548 Views
Yeah, until then, it's just a crime against nature. *NM* Brian - 16/08/2010 06:50:33 AM 611 Views
*NM* ironclad - 16/08/2010 11:38:57 AM 597 Views
lmao. <3 nossy - 16/08/2010 02:00:59 PM 1349 Views
snoopcester - 16/08/2010 02:25:20 PM 1140 Views
Eh, he's got one of those baby faces. nossy - 16/08/2010 02:35:31 PM 1175 Views
The ones that look nothing like a baby? snoopcester - 16/08/2010 04:10:33 PM 1269 Views
haha, I only tease cause I like you. *NM* Brian - 16/08/2010 09:24:58 PM 550 Views
*NM* snoopcester - 16/08/2010 11:53:13 AM 526 Views
I thought she meant things we would not do now *NM* random thoughts - 15/08/2010 07:44:58 PM 615 Views
yah, that's why i'm not surprised LadyLorraine - 15/08/2010 08:27:22 PM 1105 Views
Prostitution is perfectly legal here. *NM* Helene - 16/08/2010 11:15:43 AM 568 Views
Well, yeah, obviously it would be a regional crime. (It's also legal in much of Nevada.) TaskmasterJack - 16/08/2010 11:02:50 PM 1232 Views
that whole threadjack, was awesome! StarrBecca - 17/08/2010 03:52:30 AM 1138 Views
Jewel Theft Sidious - 15/08/2010 08:15:49 PM 1231 Views
Oh, it looks like several people have answered something related to motoring BlackAdder - 15/08/2010 09:18:25 PM 1237 Views
Elbowing and/or tripping anyone who walks in my way, or is too slow in the street. Rebekah - 15/08/2010 11:35:03 PM 1328 Views
Elbowing or tripping people? You brute . *NM* Avendesora - 16/08/2010 03:03:40 PM 542 Views
Euthanasia... Danu - 16/08/2010 05:24:38 AM 1225 Views
I already have no morals... A Deathwatch Guard - 16/08/2010 06:43:42 AM 1304 Views
I'd be a klepto, no doubt. rAndy aL - 16/08/2010 11:31:28 AM 1349 Views
It also says a lot that this is the first time on RAFO I see 5 of my MB buddies in one post *NM* ironclad - 16/08/2010 01:46:18 PM 683 Views
*NM* Avendesora - 16/08/2010 03:05:38 PM 582 Views
Diamond theft. Elaine - 16/08/2010 02:58:14 PM 1328 Views
That's a good one. Darth_Katie - 16/08/2010 07:43:21 PM 1207 Views
i can't find myself liking pearls LadyLorraine - 16/08/2010 07:46:44 PM 1061 Views
But they're pretty mineralized oyster loogies Darth_Katie - 16/08/2010 10:01:25 PM 1140 Views
Grand theft, arson, murder, rape, Hieshyn - 22/08/2010 08:33:34 PM 1393 Views
I would jaywalk. Like A LOT. edgecutioner - 02/09/2010 12:02:21 AM 1493 Views
Assasinate Glenn Beck *NM* Napoleon62 - 02/09/2010 02:41:54 PM 727 Views
No, no, no... unrealistic immoral things. What you suggested is just good sense. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 02/09/2010 11:00:44 PM 610 Views
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