Be prepared for small children. Do not kill them. Do not shove them over the rail. I know school just started and they should all be there, but they won't be. They will be everywhere you want to be, at all times, screaming.
Exception: the 18+ area at the top of the ship, which BTW was clothing optional on the boat I was on. *shudder*
Everyone will want to take your picture. There will be picture stations set up all over before dinner so you can get Glamor Shots, and there will be a guy with a camera every time you get off the boat. They will then try to sell them back to you for a trillion dollars.
I didn't do the Captain's dinners, so I can't help there. I wouldn't bother to bring my own snorkel. All the ones I saw had like disposable plastic wrap on them so you weren't actually licking other people's mouth germs.
Buy the mint green dress!
Exception: the 18+ area at the top of the ship, which BTW was clothing optional on the boat I was on. *shudder*
Everyone will want to take your picture. There will be picture stations set up all over before dinner so you can get Glamor Shots, and there will be a guy with a camera every time you get off the boat. They will then try to sell them back to you for a trillion dollars.
I didn't do the Captain's dinners, so I can't help there. I wouldn't bother to bring my own snorkel. All the ones I saw had like disposable plastic wrap on them so you weren't actually licking other people's mouth germs.
Buy the mint green dress!
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"Max Payne is officially Naeblis!" - Maddy
I'm going on a boat! Cruise advice needed!
- 10/09/2009 04:49:39 PM
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First - learn all the words to 'I'm on a Boat'
- 10/09/2009 04:59:38 PM
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What about land excursions? Worth it? *NM*
- 10/09/2009 05:08:30 PM
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Depends... how often do you want to be sold drugs by locals? *NM*
- 10/09/2009 05:14:34 PM
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*NM*
*NM*
I have experience here!
- 10/09/2009 05:17:23 PM
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If you see a small, rotund, elaborately mustachioed Belgian boarding, DO NOT BOARD.
- 11/09/2009 10:07:14 AM
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