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You weren't supposed to be TESTING... Kuke Send a noteboard - 07/10/2010 12:08:16 PM
But...but...I tested so well with women from 30-40 and men from 40-50!

That was a fucken restaurant! It was supposed to be a nice meal with the writers to discuss your upcoming character arc, and you turned it into a magnificent drunken brawl. I mean, I enjoyed it, but the writers thought you were CRAZY.

Ahk! This is bogus! My agent is going to hear about this first thing in the morning.

Wait wait wait, I'll see what I can do. I'll pull some strings. Whatever.

(Mostly cause I hate your agent. She looks at me funny. Also she smells of metal. (Don't tell her I said that.))
Kuke.
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So, the scripts are in for next season, people. [SPOILERS] Kuke - 06/10/2010 01:13:59 PM 1390 Views
We're renegotiating my contract before you see me on set. Joel - 06/10/2010 01:55:40 PM 1039 Views
Contracts Schmontracts. I'll have my people talk to your people.* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:10:02 PM 949 Views
My people have genital-seeking MIRVs. Joel - 06/10/2010 02:17:18 PM 947 Views
Eh, we'll let them bash it out. Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:21:32 PM 1062 Views
*terminates your prepositions* Joel - 06/10/2010 02:24:28 PM 996 Views
*cough* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:32:06 PM 894 Views
Termination is always funny. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:26:24 AM 957 Views
Okay-yeah about-that. One complaint re: ep#4 + a suggestion re: the Pimp-My-Revenue strategy. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 03:34:07 PM 1181 Views
The coma doesn't happen for another two episodes *NM* ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:48:15 PM 583 Views
Re: Ka-Wow! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:38:52 PM 1128 Views
Catchphrase?, fine. But I want things in return. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:21:39 PM 1020 Views
You ask a lot, young lady. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:35:59 AM 1136 Views
I wonder what country I "move to" this year... ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:43:58 PM 1047 Views
Hmm... I know English is your second language... Jacob - 06/10/2010 03:48:24 PM 1017 Views
nossy - 06/10/2010 04:11:08 PM 996 Views
Nonono! ironclad - 06/10/2010 04:19:21 PM 1165 Views
Barbados! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:41:06 PM 1180 Views
Bahamas! ironclad - 06/10/2010 08:01:28 PM 1019 Views
C'mon, pretty mama Joel - 07/10/2010 10:30:35 AM 1032 Views
My diva ways don't really allow for pre-planning. nossy - 06/10/2010 04:10:17 PM 1101 Views
Aw man. Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:43:22 PM 983 Views
Oh, that's nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:16:50 PM 951 Views
I Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:38:50 AM 902 Views
Uh oh. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:32:42 AM 949 Views
We'll work around it. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:37:44 AM 997 Views
Why is experimenting with drugs always the solution? Joel - 07/10/2010 01:46:56 PM 908 Views
Ohman, you should read it; you&me, we got some pretty wild stuff going on in there. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 07:49:43 PM 1144 Views
Hm. There is intrigue-ment. nossy - 07/10/2010 01:57:50 AM 985 Views
XD In my defense, it's a very good foot. *NM* (beat.) - 07/10/2010 05:37:00 AM 433 Views
Are you kidding? It's like Adam Sandler's foot in Mr. Deeds. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:06:45 AM 493 Views
. . . IN MY DEFENSE, I was surprisingly drunk given the moderate amount of alcohol I had consumed. (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:12:44 PM 1056 Views
I'm pretty sure those drinks were 90% liquor nossy - 07/10/2010 04:30:41 PM 978 Views
snoopcester - 06/10/2010 04:13:56 PM 916 Views
Re: Gorilla. Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:44:42 PM 1157 Views
Nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:14:22 PM 1122 Views
Well snoopcester - 06/10/2010 07:19:53 PM 984 Views
Did nossy - 06/10/2010 07:21:20 PM 1203 Views
Quit subject changing snoopcester - 06/10/2010 07:23:28 PM 1252 Views
My, this is an interesting show. *NM* BlackAdder - 06/10/2010 07:52:01 PM 1128 Views
What the Hell! snoopcester - 06/10/2010 08:43:34 PM 1019 Views
Nossy is going to be so mad at me. At my character I mean. *nods* *NM* Tigr - 06/10/2010 04:30:26 PM 485 Views
I know right! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:46:50 PM 989 Views
Didn't you already kill me once? nossy - 06/10/2010 07:15:25 PM 1187 Views
RETCON! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:42:16 AM 1015 Views
can I get a cameo tossed in there somewhere? *NM* Zaphod - 06/10/2010 04:53:03 PM 708 Views
I'm sure we can fit you in somewhere... Kuke - 06/10/2010 05:14:12 PM 898 Views
(I mean obviously we'll unfreeze you!) Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:15:48 PM 1053 Views
am i still a stone statue this season? Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 05:23:12 PM 1163 Views
Unfortunately, yes. Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:22:26 PM 1000 Views
Re: Unfortunately, yes. Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 06:34:14 PM 1103 Views
NO. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:44:47 AM 923 Views
Leprosy? Damn. I guess that explains where I was all last season. *NM* Craig - 06/10/2010 06:07:36 PM 436 Views
Actually, Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:24:53 PM 1021 Views
I've always hated Ted Danson. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:54:27 AM 565 Views
Me too! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:47:03 AM 912 Views
Jesuschrist, how many times do I have to tell you this?! (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:01:48 PM 1076 Views
Man, I coulda sworn... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:24:12 PM 1084 Views
Re: Me too! Joel - 07/10/2010 01:49:08 PM 1192 Views
Well... parts of you.... Joel - 07/10/2010 10:37:19 AM 998 Views
I get to learn to read this season? Jacob - 06/10/2010 06:38:32 PM 942 Views
Not only that! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:50:51 AM 1113 Views
My script only has one page. Beqi - 06/10/2010 06:51:38 PM 968 Views
*surreptitiously hides own script* *NM* LadyLorraine - 06/10/2010 07:55:57 PM 528 Views
Don't sweat it! You guys will be fine! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:51:59 AM 1036 Views
I get kidnapped by a pair of Ukrainian disco-obsessives, Stephen - 06/10/2010 07:38:08 PM 962 Views
Yeah, about that? Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:55:56 AM 1213 Views
Yes, I noted the euphemism Stephen - 07/10/2010 07:57:39 PM 933 Views
It's nothing to do with luck. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:34:21 PM 908 Views
Up up down down left right left right B A select start? *NM* Stephen - 08/10/2010 11:42:42 PM 491 Views
Why can't I just get back to the sweet and innocent gig? Character development is jh - 06/10/2010 07:41:40 PM 970 Views
don't complain, i've been wearing the same outfit for two years now Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 10:01:30 PM 898 Views
Dude. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:58:25 AM 822 Views
Am I Frightened Inmate #2 again? *NM* BlackAdder - 06/10/2010 08:27:35 PM 498 Views
[REFERENCE-FIVE!] *NM* (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:37:50 PM 436 Views
This. *NM* Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:59:03 AM 510 Views
If you need a reference, I'm glad to help BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:27:31 PM 922 Views
I think you blew it. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:57:32 AM 457 Views
Darn, I could taste those leading man parts in my mouth. *NM* BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:29:34 PM 469 Views
Sweet! We're resurrecting the word "rad." *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 06/10/2010 08:33:14 PM 444 Views
I was pushing for "tubular" but got outvoted. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 06/10/2010 10:08:22 PM 467 Views
Tubular is ok. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:00:51 PM 1053 Views
Three lines.. really.. three?!? Kel - 06/10/2010 10:08:34 PM 1002 Views
Well, see... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:04:07 PM 1026 Views
My script says I'm going to be killed off... jiggy - 06/10/2010 11:51:24 PM 1057 Views
You weren't supposed to be TESTING... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:08:16 PM 1014 Views
Re: You weren't supposed to be TESTING... jiggy - 07/10/2010 02:56:03 PM 1109 Views
DAMMIT. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:38:36 PM 1391 Views
I'm just glad the new network picked us up after we got cancelled. *NM* Gher - 07/10/2010 04:17:36 AM 444 Views
The SyFy channel will air anything. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:07:18 AM 430 Views
Anything but Firefly... *NM* Gher - 07/10/2010 04:48:58 PM 517 Views
Very sad. *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 07/10/2010 07:45:46 PM 459 Views
Damn right. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:09:50 PM 949 Views
Mine must have been lost in the mail Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 05:59:22 AM 915 Views
It's the writers, man. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:12:09 PM 1000 Views
What's upd... ah, I see what you did there! Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 12:52:05 PM 1028 Views
Mine neither, guy. Kuke - 08/10/2010 09:04:24 PM 967 Views
Believe it or not, the skin grafts were the least painful part Wulf`gar - 07/10/2010 09:34:29 PM 1043 Views
Dude, of course you get your own trailer. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:41:11 PM 986 Views
And by 'your own' Jacob - 08/10/2010 08:52:23 PM 946 Views
Ah, well that makes perfect sense then Wulf`gar - 08/10/2010 09:47:02 PM 990 Views
Re: Scripts Gaps - 08/10/2010 01:40:05 AM 1098 Views
Later on it turns out Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:57:03 PM 1344 Views
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