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Re: Scripts Gaps Send a noteboard - 08/10/2010 01:40:05 AM
A shadow emerges from the alley, shrouded in the mist that rises from the sidewalk. The shadow coalesces into a man, who was once a child. He kicks a homeless man, and asks a question in a voice hardened by cigarettes, late night karaoke battles, and chili peppers dried in the South American sun

Kuke: Where's the nearest 7-11?

The homeless man looks up, eyes revealing: circuses parking lots full moons half moons the smell of steam yells yells yells dirty sex half used cigarette butts like gold fruit abandoned houses stray dogs and stray cats card games friendly faces fear fear, fear

Homeless Man: Two blocks down, on the right.

A lamp flickers, and goes out.
I cannot even copy his manner because the manner of his prose was the manner of his thinking and that was a dazzling succession of gaps; and you cannot ape a gap because you are bound to fill it in somehow or other -- and blot it out in the process. -- Nabokov
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So, the scripts are in for next season, people. [SPOILERS] Kuke - 06/10/2010 01:13:59 PM 1461 Views
We're renegotiating my contract before you see me on set. Joel - 06/10/2010 01:55:40 PM 1121 Views
Contracts Schmontracts. I'll have my people talk to your people.* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:10:02 PM 1018 Views
My people have genital-seeking MIRVs. Joel - 06/10/2010 02:17:18 PM 1027 Views
Eh, we'll let them bash it out. Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:21:32 PM 1144 Views
*terminates your prepositions* Joel - 06/10/2010 02:24:28 PM 1077 Views
*cough* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:32:06 PM 961 Views
Termination is always funny. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:26:24 AM 1028 Views
Okay-yeah about-that. One complaint re: ep#4 + a suggestion re: the Pimp-My-Revenue strategy. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 03:34:07 PM 1259 Views
The coma doesn't happen for another two episodes *NM* ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:48:15 PM 626 Views
Re: Ka-Wow! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:38:52 PM 1208 Views
Catchphrase?, fine. But I want things in return. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:21:39 PM 1115 Views
You ask a lot, young lady. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:35:59 AM 1209 Views
I wonder what country I "move to" this year... ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:43:58 PM 1129 Views
Hmm... I know English is your second language... Jacob - 06/10/2010 03:48:24 PM 1096 Views
nossy - 06/10/2010 04:11:08 PM 1065 Views
Nonono! ironclad - 06/10/2010 04:19:21 PM 1242 Views
Barbados! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:41:06 PM 1247 Views
Bahamas! ironclad - 06/10/2010 08:01:28 PM 1108 Views
C'mon, pretty mama Joel - 07/10/2010 10:30:35 AM 1104 Views
My diva ways don't really allow for pre-planning. nossy - 06/10/2010 04:10:17 PM 1175 Views
Aw man. Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:43:22 PM 1068 Views
Oh, that's nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:16:50 PM 1050 Views
I Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:38:50 AM 1007 Views
Uh oh. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:32:42 AM 1031 Views
We'll work around it. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:37:44 AM 1078 Views
Why is experimenting with drugs always the solution? Joel - 07/10/2010 01:46:56 PM 996 Views
Ohman, you should read it; you&me, we got some pretty wild stuff going on in there. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 07:49:43 PM 1228 Views
Hm. There is intrigue-ment. nossy - 07/10/2010 01:57:50 AM 1069 Views
XD In my defense, it's a very good foot. *NM* (beat.) - 07/10/2010 05:37:00 AM 476 Views
Are you kidding? It's like Adam Sandler's foot in Mr. Deeds. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:06:45 AM 536 Views
. . . IN MY DEFENSE, I was surprisingly drunk given the moderate amount of alcohol I had consumed. (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:12:44 PM 1133 Views
I'm pretty sure those drinks were 90% liquor nossy - 07/10/2010 04:30:41 PM 1049 Views
snoopcester - 06/10/2010 04:13:56 PM 990 Views
Re: Gorilla. Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:44:42 PM 1225 Views
Nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:14:22 PM 1201 Views
Well snoopcester - 06/10/2010 07:19:53 PM 1064 Views
Did nossy - 06/10/2010 07:21:20 PM 1298 Views
Quit subject changing snoopcester - 06/10/2010 07:23:28 PM 1325 Views
My, this is an interesting show. *NM* BlackAdder - 06/10/2010 07:52:01 PM 1215 Views
What the Hell! snoopcester - 06/10/2010 08:43:34 PM 1093 Views
Nossy is going to be so mad at me. At my character I mean. *nods* *NM* Tigr - 06/10/2010 04:30:26 PM 527 Views
I know right! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:46:50 PM 1070 Views
Didn't you already kill me once? nossy - 06/10/2010 07:15:25 PM 1270 Views
RETCON! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:42:16 AM 1106 Views
can I get a cameo tossed in there somewhere? *NM* Zaphod - 06/10/2010 04:53:03 PM 774 Views
I'm sure we can fit you in somewhere... Kuke - 06/10/2010 05:14:12 PM 976 Views
(I mean obviously we'll unfreeze you!) Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:15:48 PM 1126 Views
am i still a stone statue this season? Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 05:23:12 PM 1229 Views
Unfortunately, yes. Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:22:26 PM 1076 Views
Re: Unfortunately, yes. Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 06:34:14 PM 1183 Views
NO. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:44:47 AM 1005 Views
Leprosy? Damn. I guess that explains where I was all last season. *NM* Craig - 06/10/2010 06:07:36 PM 479 Views
Actually, Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:24:53 PM 1097 Views
I've always hated Ted Danson. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:54:27 AM 605 Views
Me too! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:47:03 AM 991 Views
Jesuschrist, how many times do I have to tell you this?! (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:01:48 PM 1153 Views
Man, I coulda sworn... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:24:12 PM 1158 Views
Re: Me too! Joel - 07/10/2010 01:49:08 PM 1268 Views
Well... parts of you.... Joel - 07/10/2010 10:37:19 AM 1069 Views
I get to learn to read this season? Jacob - 06/10/2010 06:38:32 PM 1018 Views
Not only that! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:50:51 AM 1183 Views
My script only has one page. Beqi - 06/10/2010 06:51:38 PM 1047 Views
*surreptitiously hides own script* *NM* LadyLorraine - 06/10/2010 07:55:57 PM 572 Views
Don't sweat it! You guys will be fine! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:51:59 AM 1108 Views
I get kidnapped by a pair of Ukrainian disco-obsessives, Stephen - 06/10/2010 07:38:08 PM 1044 Views
Yeah, about that? Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:55:56 AM 1312 Views
Yes, I noted the euphemism Stephen - 07/10/2010 07:57:39 PM 1023 Views
It's nothing to do with luck. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:34:21 PM 986 Views
Up up down down left right left right B A select start? *NM* Stephen - 08/10/2010 11:42:42 PM 529 Views
Why can't I just get back to the sweet and innocent gig? Character development is jh - 06/10/2010 07:41:40 PM 1056 Views
don't complain, i've been wearing the same outfit for two years now Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 10:01:30 PM 971 Views
Dude. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:58:25 AM 903 Views
Am I Frightened Inmate #2 again? *NM* BlackAdder - 06/10/2010 08:27:35 PM 538 Views
[REFERENCE-FIVE!] *NM* (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:37:50 PM 481 Views
This. *NM* Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:59:03 AM 549 Views
If you need a reference, I'm glad to help BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:27:31 PM 998 Views
I think you blew it. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:57:32 AM 508 Views
Darn, I could taste those leading man parts in my mouth. *NM* BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:29:34 PM 514 Views
Sweet! We're resurrecting the word "rad." *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 06/10/2010 08:33:14 PM 486 Views
I was pushing for "tubular" but got outvoted. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 06/10/2010 10:08:22 PM 511 Views
Tubular is ok. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:00:51 PM 1123 Views
Three lines.. really.. three?!? Kel - 06/10/2010 10:08:34 PM 1074 Views
Well, see... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:04:07 PM 1110 Views
My script says I'm going to be killed off... jiggy - 06/10/2010 11:51:24 PM 1135 Views
You weren't supposed to be TESTING... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:08:16 PM 1091 Views
Re: You weren't supposed to be TESTING... jiggy - 07/10/2010 02:56:03 PM 1188 Views
DAMMIT. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:38:36 PM 1473 Views
I'm just glad the new network picked us up after we got cancelled. *NM* Gher - 07/10/2010 04:17:36 AM 488 Views
The SyFy channel will air anything. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:07:18 AM 470 Views
Anything but Firefly... *NM* Gher - 07/10/2010 04:48:58 PM 564 Views
Very sad. *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 07/10/2010 07:45:46 PM 515 Views
Damn right. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:09:50 PM 1028 Views
Mine must have been lost in the mail Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 05:59:22 AM 987 Views
It's the writers, man. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:12:09 PM 1081 Views
What's upd... ah, I see what you did there! Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 12:52:05 PM 1096 Views
Mine neither, guy. Kuke - 08/10/2010 09:04:24 PM 1050 Views
Believe it or not, the skin grafts were the least painful part Wulf`gar - 07/10/2010 09:34:29 PM 1120 Views
Dude, of course you get your own trailer. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:41:11 PM 1081 Views
And by 'your own' Jacob - 08/10/2010 08:52:23 PM 1030 Views
Ah, well that makes perfect sense then Wulf`gar - 08/10/2010 09:47:02 PM 1065 Views
Re: Scripts Gaps - 08/10/2010 01:40:05 AM 1179 Views
Later on it turns out Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:57:03 PM 1416 Views
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