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You weren't supposed to be TESTING... Kuke Send a noteboard - 07/10/2010 12:08:16 PM
But...but...I tested so well with women from 30-40 and men from 40-50!

That was a fucken restaurant! It was supposed to be a nice meal with the writers to discuss your upcoming character arc, and you turned it into a magnificent drunken brawl. I mean, I enjoyed it, but the writers thought you were CRAZY.

Ahk! This is bogus! My agent is going to hear about this first thing in the morning.

Wait wait wait, I'll see what I can do. I'll pull some strings. Whatever.

(Mostly cause I hate your agent. She looks at me funny. Also she smells of metal. (Don't tell her I said that.))
Kuke.
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So, the scripts are in for next season, people. [SPOILERS] Kuke - 06/10/2010 01:13:59 PM 1407 Views
We're renegotiating my contract before you see me on set. Joel - 06/10/2010 01:55:40 PM 1053 Views
Contracts Schmontracts. I'll have my people talk to your people.* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:10:02 PM 963 Views
My people have genital-seeking MIRVs. Joel - 06/10/2010 02:17:18 PM 964 Views
Eh, we'll let them bash it out. Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:21:32 PM 1081 Views
*terminates your prepositions* Joel - 06/10/2010 02:24:28 PM 1015 Views
*cough* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:32:06 PM 908 Views
Termination is always funny. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:26:24 AM 973 Views
Okay-yeah about-that. One complaint re: ep#4 + a suggestion re: the Pimp-My-Revenue strategy. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 03:34:07 PM 1197 Views
The coma doesn't happen for another two episodes *NM* ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:48:15 PM 592 Views
Re: Ka-Wow! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:38:52 PM 1147 Views
Catchphrase?, fine. But I want things in return. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:21:39 PM 1042 Views
You ask a lot, young lady. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:35:59 AM 1145 Views
I wonder what country I "move to" this year... ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:43:58 PM 1061 Views
Hmm... I know English is your second language... Jacob - 06/10/2010 03:48:24 PM 1034 Views
nossy - 06/10/2010 04:11:08 PM 1011 Views
Nonono! ironclad - 06/10/2010 04:19:21 PM 1181 Views
Barbados! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:41:06 PM 1192 Views
Bahamas! ironclad - 06/10/2010 08:01:28 PM 1047 Views
C'mon, pretty mama Joel - 07/10/2010 10:30:35 AM 1045 Views
My diva ways don't really allow for pre-planning. nossy - 06/10/2010 04:10:17 PM 1115 Views
Aw man. Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:43:22 PM 1000 Views
Oh, that's nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:16:50 PM 972 Views
I Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:38:50 AM 918 Views
Uh oh. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:32:42 AM 967 Views
We'll work around it. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:37:44 AM 1011 Views
Why is experimenting with drugs always the solution? Joel - 07/10/2010 01:46:56 PM 923 Views
Ohman, you should read it; you&me, we got some pretty wild stuff going on in there. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 07:49:43 PM 1161 Views
Hm. There is intrigue-ment. nossy - 07/10/2010 01:57:50 AM 1000 Views
XD In my defense, it's a very good foot. *NM* (beat.) - 07/10/2010 05:37:00 AM 443 Views
Are you kidding? It's like Adam Sandler's foot in Mr. Deeds. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:06:45 AM 502 Views
. . . IN MY DEFENSE, I was surprisingly drunk given the moderate amount of alcohol I had consumed. (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:12:44 PM 1073 Views
I'm pretty sure those drinks were 90% liquor nossy - 07/10/2010 04:30:41 PM 992 Views
snoopcester - 06/10/2010 04:13:56 PM 930 Views
Re: Gorilla. Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:44:42 PM 1168 Views
Nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:14:22 PM 1144 Views
Well snoopcester - 06/10/2010 07:19:53 PM 1001 Views
Did nossy - 06/10/2010 07:21:20 PM 1221 Views
Quit subject changing snoopcester - 06/10/2010 07:23:28 PM 1273 Views
My, this is an interesting show. *NM* BlackAdder - 06/10/2010 07:52:01 PM 1146 Views
What the Hell! snoopcester - 06/10/2010 08:43:34 PM 1033 Views
Nossy is going to be so mad at me. At my character I mean. *nods* *NM* Tigr - 06/10/2010 04:30:26 PM 493 Views
I know right! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:46:50 PM 1011 Views
Didn't you already kill me once? nossy - 06/10/2010 07:15:25 PM 1209 Views
RETCON! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:42:16 AM 1031 Views
can I get a cameo tossed in there somewhere? *NM* Zaphod - 06/10/2010 04:53:03 PM 718 Views
I'm sure we can fit you in somewhere... Kuke - 06/10/2010 05:14:12 PM 912 Views
(I mean obviously we'll unfreeze you!) Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:15:48 PM 1069 Views
am i still a stone statue this season? Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 05:23:12 PM 1176 Views
Unfortunately, yes. Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:22:26 PM 1017 Views
Re: Unfortunately, yes. Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 06:34:14 PM 1116 Views
NO. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:44:47 AM 938 Views
Leprosy? Damn. I guess that explains where I was all last season. *NM* Craig - 06/10/2010 06:07:36 PM 444 Views
Actually, Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:24:53 PM 1035 Views
I've always hated Ted Danson. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:54:27 AM 571 Views
Me too! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:47:03 AM 929 Views
Jesuschrist, how many times do I have to tell you this?! (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:01:48 PM 1095 Views
Man, I coulda sworn... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:24:12 PM 1098 Views
Re: Me too! Joel - 07/10/2010 01:49:08 PM 1210 Views
Well... parts of you.... Joel - 07/10/2010 10:37:19 AM 1015 Views
I get to learn to read this season? Jacob - 06/10/2010 06:38:32 PM 956 Views
Not only that! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:50:51 AM 1127 Views
My script only has one page. Beqi - 06/10/2010 06:51:38 PM 987 Views
*surreptitiously hides own script* *NM* LadyLorraine - 06/10/2010 07:55:57 PM 537 Views
Don't sweat it! You guys will be fine! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:51:59 AM 1052 Views
I get kidnapped by a pair of Ukrainian disco-obsessives, Stephen - 06/10/2010 07:38:08 PM 981 Views
Yeah, about that? Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:55:56 AM 1241 Views
Yes, I noted the euphemism Stephen - 07/10/2010 07:57:39 PM 949 Views
It's nothing to do with luck. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:34:21 PM 922 Views
Up up down down left right left right B A select start? *NM* Stephen - 08/10/2010 11:42:42 PM 497 Views
Why can't I just get back to the sweet and innocent gig? Character development is jh - 06/10/2010 07:41:40 PM 992 Views
don't complain, i've been wearing the same outfit for two years now Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 10:01:30 PM 915 Views
Dude. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:58:25 AM 838 Views
Am I Frightened Inmate #2 again? *NM* BlackAdder - 06/10/2010 08:27:35 PM 505 Views
[REFERENCE-FIVE!] *NM* (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:37:50 PM 447 Views
This. *NM* Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:59:03 AM 517 Views
If you need a reference, I'm glad to help BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:27:31 PM 941 Views
I think you blew it. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:57:32 AM 474 Views
Darn, I could taste those leading man parts in my mouth. *NM* BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:29:34 PM 480 Views
Sweet! We're resurrecting the word "rad." *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 06/10/2010 08:33:14 PM 452 Views
I was pushing for "tubular" but got outvoted. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 06/10/2010 10:08:22 PM 477 Views
Tubular is ok. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:00:51 PM 1067 Views
Three lines.. really.. three?!? Kel - 06/10/2010 10:08:34 PM 1016 Views
Well, see... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:04:07 PM 1053 Views
My script says I'm going to be killed off... jiggy - 06/10/2010 11:51:24 PM 1075 Views
You weren't supposed to be TESTING... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:08:16 PM 1032 Views
Re: You weren't supposed to be TESTING... jiggy - 07/10/2010 02:56:03 PM 1125 Views
DAMMIT. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:38:36 PM 1410 Views
I'm just glad the new network picked us up after we got cancelled. *NM* Gher - 07/10/2010 04:17:36 AM 453 Views
The SyFy channel will air anything. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:07:18 AM 438 Views
Anything but Firefly... *NM* Gher - 07/10/2010 04:48:58 PM 529 Views
Very sad. *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 07/10/2010 07:45:46 PM 468 Views
Damn right. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:09:50 PM 967 Views
Mine must have been lost in the mail Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 05:59:22 AM 930 Views
It's the writers, man. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:12:09 PM 1015 Views
What's upd... ah, I see what you did there! Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 12:52:05 PM 1040 Views
Mine neither, guy. Kuke - 08/10/2010 09:04:24 PM 988 Views
Believe it or not, the skin grafts were the least painful part Wulf`gar - 07/10/2010 09:34:29 PM 1060 Views
Dude, of course you get your own trailer. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:41:11 PM 1004 Views
And by 'your own' Jacob - 08/10/2010 08:52:23 PM 967 Views
Ah, well that makes perfect sense then Wulf`gar - 08/10/2010 09:47:02 PM 1006 Views
Re: Scripts Gaps - 08/10/2010 01:40:05 AM 1113 Views
Later on it turns out Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:57:03 PM 1362 Views
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