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Re: Scripts Gaps Send a noteboard - 08/10/2010 01:40:05 AM
A shadow emerges from the alley, shrouded in the mist that rises from the sidewalk. The shadow coalesces into a man, who was once a child. He kicks a homeless man, and asks a question in a voice hardened by cigarettes, late night karaoke battles, and chili peppers dried in the South American sun

Kuke: Where's the nearest 7-11?

The homeless man looks up, eyes revealing: circuses parking lots full moons half moons the smell of steam yells yells yells dirty sex half used cigarette butts like gold fruit abandoned houses stray dogs and stray cats card games friendly faces fear fear, fear

Homeless Man: Two blocks down, on the right.

A lamp flickers, and goes out.
I cannot even copy his manner because the manner of his prose was the manner of his thinking and that was a dazzling succession of gaps; and you cannot ape a gap because you are bound to fill it in somehow or other -- and blot it out in the process. -- Nabokov
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So, the scripts are in for next season, people. [SPOILERS] Kuke - 06/10/2010 01:13:59 PM 1376 Views
We're renegotiating my contract before you see me on set. Joel - 06/10/2010 01:55:40 PM 1024 Views
Contracts Schmontracts. I'll have my people talk to your people.* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:10:02 PM 932 Views
My people have genital-seeking MIRVs. Joel - 06/10/2010 02:17:18 PM 934 Views
Eh, we'll let them bash it out. Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:21:32 PM 1029 Views
*terminates your prepositions* Joel - 06/10/2010 02:24:28 PM 980 Views
*cough* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:32:06 PM 877 Views
Termination is always funny. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:26:24 AM 944 Views
Okay-yeah about-that. One complaint re: ep#4 + a suggestion re: the Pimp-My-Revenue strategy. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 03:34:07 PM 1168 Views
The coma doesn't happen for another two episodes *NM* ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:48:15 PM 576 Views
Re: Ka-Wow! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:38:52 PM 1112 Views
Catchphrase?, fine. But I want things in return. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:21:39 PM 1009 Views
You ask a lot, young lady. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:35:59 AM 1119 Views
I wonder what country I "move to" this year... ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:43:58 PM 1035 Views
Hmm... I know English is your second language... Jacob - 06/10/2010 03:48:24 PM 1007 Views
nossy - 06/10/2010 04:11:08 PM 981 Views
Nonono! ironclad - 06/10/2010 04:19:21 PM 1151 Views
Barbados! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:41:06 PM 1164 Views
Bahamas! ironclad - 06/10/2010 08:01:28 PM 1004 Views
C'mon, pretty mama Joel - 07/10/2010 10:30:35 AM 1023 Views
My diva ways don't really allow for pre-planning. nossy - 06/10/2010 04:10:17 PM 1088 Views
Aw man. Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:43:22 PM 971 Views
Oh, that's nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:16:50 PM 941 Views
I Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:38:50 AM 886 Views
Uh oh. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:32:42 AM 936 Views
We'll work around it. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:37:44 AM 984 Views
Why is experimenting with drugs always the solution? Joel - 07/10/2010 01:46:56 PM 896 Views
Ohman, you should read it; you&me, we got some pretty wild stuff going on in there. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 07:49:43 PM 1129 Views
Hm. There is intrigue-ment. nossy - 07/10/2010 01:57:50 AM 970 Views
XD In my defense, it's a very good foot. *NM* (beat.) - 07/10/2010 05:37:00 AM 429 Views
Are you kidding? It's like Adam Sandler's foot in Mr. Deeds. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:06:45 AM 487 Views
. . . IN MY DEFENSE, I was surprisingly drunk given the moderate amount of alcohol I had consumed. (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:12:44 PM 1045 Views
I'm pretty sure those drinks were 90% liquor nossy - 07/10/2010 04:30:41 PM 964 Views
snoopcester - 06/10/2010 04:13:56 PM 903 Views
Re: Gorilla. Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:44:42 PM 1138 Views
Nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:14:22 PM 1107 Views
Well snoopcester - 06/10/2010 07:19:53 PM 971 Views
Did nossy - 06/10/2010 07:21:20 PM 1187 Views
Quit subject changing snoopcester - 06/10/2010 07:23:28 PM 1235 Views
My, this is an interesting show. *NM* BlackAdder - 06/10/2010 07:52:01 PM 1108 Views
What the Hell! snoopcester - 06/10/2010 08:43:34 PM 993 Views
Nossy is going to be so mad at me. At my character I mean. *nods* *NM* Tigr - 06/10/2010 04:30:26 PM 483 Views
I know right! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:46:50 PM 974 Views
Didn't you already kill me once? nossy - 06/10/2010 07:15:25 PM 1174 Views
RETCON! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:42:16 AM 999 Views
can I get a cameo tossed in there somewhere? *NM* Zaphod - 06/10/2010 04:53:03 PM 704 Views
I'm sure we can fit you in somewhere... Kuke - 06/10/2010 05:14:12 PM 883 Views
(I mean obviously we'll unfreeze you!) Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:15:48 PM 1029 Views
am i still a stone statue this season? Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 05:23:12 PM 1151 Views
Unfortunately, yes. Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:22:26 PM 981 Views
Re: Unfortunately, yes. Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 06:34:14 PM 1089 Views
NO. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:44:47 AM 913 Views
Leprosy? Damn. I guess that explains where I was all last season. *NM* Craig - 06/10/2010 06:07:36 PM 426 Views
Actually, Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:24:53 PM 1006 Views
I've always hated Ted Danson. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:54:27 AM 557 Views
Me too! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:47:03 AM 894 Views
Jesuschrist, how many times do I have to tell you this?! (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:01:48 PM 1060 Views
Man, I coulda sworn... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:24:12 PM 1067 Views
Re: Me too! Joel - 07/10/2010 01:49:08 PM 1178 Views
Well... parts of you.... Joel - 07/10/2010 10:37:19 AM 986 Views
I get to learn to read this season? Jacob - 06/10/2010 06:38:32 PM 929 Views
Not only that! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:50:51 AM 1098 Views
My script only has one page. Beqi - 06/10/2010 06:51:38 PM 958 Views
*surreptitiously hides own script* *NM* LadyLorraine - 06/10/2010 07:55:57 PM 522 Views
Don't sweat it! You guys will be fine! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:51:59 AM 1023 Views
I get kidnapped by a pair of Ukrainian disco-obsessives, Stephen - 06/10/2010 07:38:08 PM 947 Views
Yeah, about that? Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:55:56 AM 1197 Views
Yes, I noted the euphemism Stephen - 07/10/2010 07:57:39 PM 918 Views
It's nothing to do with luck. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:34:21 PM 892 Views
Up up down down left right left right B A select start? *NM* Stephen - 08/10/2010 11:42:42 PM 485 Views
Why can't I just get back to the sweet and innocent gig? Character development is jh - 06/10/2010 07:41:40 PM 952 Views
don't complain, i've been wearing the same outfit for two years now Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 10:01:30 PM 881 Views
Dude. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:58:25 AM 810 Views
Am I Frightened Inmate #2 again? *NM* BlackAdder - 06/10/2010 08:27:35 PM 493 Views
[REFERENCE-FIVE!] *NM* (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:37:50 PM 430 Views
This. *NM* Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:59:03 AM 503 Views
If you need a reference, I'm glad to help BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:27:31 PM 908 Views
I think you blew it. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:57:32 AM 447 Views
Darn, I could taste those leading man parts in my mouth. *NM* BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:29:34 PM 464 Views
Sweet! We're resurrecting the word "rad." *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 06/10/2010 08:33:14 PM 439 Views
I was pushing for "tubular" but got outvoted. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 06/10/2010 10:08:22 PM 462 Views
Tubular is ok. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:00:51 PM 1032 Views
Three lines.. really.. three?!? Kel - 06/10/2010 10:08:34 PM 988 Views
Well, see... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:04:07 PM 1012 Views
My script says I'm going to be killed off... jiggy - 06/10/2010 11:51:24 PM 1041 Views
You weren't supposed to be TESTING... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:08:16 PM 1002 Views
Re: You weren't supposed to be TESTING... jiggy - 07/10/2010 02:56:03 PM 1099 Views
DAMMIT. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:38:36 PM 1377 Views
I'm just glad the new network picked us up after we got cancelled. *NM* Gher - 07/10/2010 04:17:36 AM 435 Views
The SyFy channel will air anything. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:07:18 AM 424 Views
Anything but Firefly... *NM* Gher - 07/10/2010 04:48:58 PM 510 Views
Very sad. *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 07/10/2010 07:45:46 PM 453 Views
Damn right. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:09:50 PM 933 Views
Mine must have been lost in the mail Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 05:59:22 AM 903 Views
It's the writers, man. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:12:09 PM 989 Views
What's upd... ah, I see what you did there! Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 12:52:05 PM 1000 Views
Mine neither, guy. Kuke - 08/10/2010 09:04:24 PM 952 Views
Believe it or not, the skin grafts were the least painful part Wulf`gar - 07/10/2010 09:34:29 PM 1024 Views
Dude, of course you get your own trailer. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:41:11 PM 975 Views
And by 'your own' Jacob - 08/10/2010 08:52:23 PM 932 Views
Ah, well that makes perfect sense then Wulf`gar - 08/10/2010 09:47:02 PM 978 Views
Re: Scripts Gaps - 08/10/2010 01:40:05 AM 1085 Views
Later on it turns out Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:57:03 PM 1335 Views
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