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Re: Horny Turtle Humping Shoe StarEnight Send a noteboard - 13/09/2009 04:39:33 PM
It's just...it's just hilarious. And he makes cute little squeaking noises.


LOL! I agree with one the the YuTube comments. "Well this wouldn't be? happening if the shoe didn't dress like such a slut!" Besides with all those humans out there with a foot fetish no surprise that there is a turtle with a shoe fetish.
"There simply is nothing to which we can attach ourselves, no matter how hard we try. In time, things will change and the conditions that produced our current desires will be gone. Why then cling to them now?"

Master Hsing Yun, "The Indescribable"
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Horny Turtle Humping Shoe - 13/09/2009 02:02:51 AM 815 Views
Imagine reaching for your shoe... - 13/09/2009 02:16:58 AM 635 Views
I bet he didn't even call that shoe the next day. - 13/09/2009 04:11:45 AM 634 Views
coming from the species famous for "mating" with their hands - 13/09/2009 04:23:11 AM 603 Views
But supposedly humans are the only ones who do it for pleasure.... - 13/09/2009 04:30:10 AM 626 Views
okay that is so NONSENSE - 13/09/2009 04:52:49 AM 602 Views
Hey, I don't believe it either, just sniping at "animals aren't advanced enough to have feelings. " - 13/09/2009 05:24:35 AM 625 Views
Eh. - 13/09/2009 09:59:46 AM 577 Views
I'm not saying they're as developed as humans, but they aren't just machines either. - 13/09/2009 10:10:14 AM 661 Views
I so agree! - 13/09/2009 11:21:40 AM 612 Views
Thanks. - 14/09/2009 08:52:35 AM 705 Views
Re: I'm not saying they're as developed as humans, but they aren't just machines either. - 13/09/2009 06:55:50 PM 676 Views
All empirical evidence is ultimately anecdotal. - 14/09/2009 08:50:32 AM 695 Views
Well, didn't take you long to render your argument unfalsifiable. - 14/09/2009 09:08:50 AM 645 Views
That was really more of an aside than anything. - 14/09/2009 09:18:46 AM 587 Views
Re: Horny Turtle Humping Shoe - 13/09/2009 04:39:33 PM 728 Views

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