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At the moment, I think it's technically "American Gigolo". Joel Send a noteboard - 24/11/2010 09:42:48 PM
I hope to upgrade it to Waste Management Artisan or something in the next week or so, now that I finally have all my governmental ducks in a row (and it only took three trips downtown in the snow!) My last actual job title was Production Operator, which speaks for itself.
I don't know if we've played this game before.

Mine: Collateral Management Consultant.

Now tell me what you think I do. :P

Sounds like you replaced that CIA spook who accidentally called in an airstrike on his own position in Iraq. I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often; you're taking fire, hurrying to get air support, so you read off your coordinates instead of theirs. You have full medical insurance (I hope)...? ;)
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At the moment, I think it's technically "American Gigolo". Joel - 24/11/2010 09:42:48 PM 1083 Views
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Campus mail services, actually. *NM* Darth_Katie - 24/11/2010 11:02:31 PM 609 Views
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I did at one time, yes. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 25/11/2010 01:51:59 AM 620 Views
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Sounds more exciting than those accountants who have blank excel sheets with no resources on them. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 24/11/2010 10:34:18 PM 656 Views
Yeah, those bozos are losers! *sneers at them* *NM* snoopcester - 24/11/2010 10:38:43 PM 663 Views
That is a great relief. Druid - 25/11/2010 04:16:56 AM 1110 Views
It is my pleasure to relieve you snoopcester - 25/11/2010 10:24:08 AM 1045 Views
Ewww.... Joel - 25/11/2010 02:17:21 PM 1062 Views
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I think this says more about you two than anything snoopcester - 25/11/2010 03:41:23 PM 1102 Views
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Clearly. Joel - 25/11/2010 05:20:02 PM 1153 Views
Makes me think of Costas' interview with Dan Rather. Joel - 25/11/2010 04:58:02 PM 1182 Views
Sweet. You won't mind if we just borrow some of those Mark - 25/11/2010 09:40:21 AM 1130 Views
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Making Broncos fans laugh right now is considered a charitable act, yes. Joel - 28/11/2010 12:38:17 PM 915 Views
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I was getting tangential 'cos I'm preoccupied. Joel - 28/11/2010 01:53:54 PM 1272 Views
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