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Yes, I collect dead people. Rebekah Send a noteboard - 25/11/2010 11:40:48 AM
I don't know if we've played this game before.

Mine: Collateral Management Consultant.

Now tell me what you think I do. :P

I think you are expected to pick up the dead bodies after each weekends Hearts and Hibs football matches? That or you are stuck in some World-Famous Life Insurance company ensuring that existing sales, marketing and promotional communications materials for key customer groups are maintained, via appropriate distribution channels, in order to develop customer relationships and derive maximum profitable sales.

Oooh, I see you used your google-fu to discover the advert in The Scotsman. :P

I think it's hilarious that there's a typo in the job description. It's supposed to be "drive maximum profitable sales". We have roundly mocked our manager for that.
*MySmiley*

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