1) Some people know this but probably not to the full extent. I was once, for about ten years, an evangelical, fundamentalist, Pentecostal/Charismatic who believed in speaking in tongues, healing, modern day prophets and prophecy and scriptural literalism (yes, I suppose I believed in a 6 day creation). I am now an agnostic in case anyone is curious.
4) I am extremely loyal and in a sick twist I have had many people in my life who I poured my loyalty in to that turned around and screwed me. My heart has been broken quite a few times in my life by women and guy friends. For that reason I don't trust most people anymore and don't bother to make new friends.
Except I am not agnostic... I just stopped attending church because people suck. I went to a Pentecostal Bible college for ministry, then, when I didn't get married, didn't feel the need to apply for jobs that specified they wanted a man or a married woman. I poured my while life into my church and the one time I needed them (when my brother started going nuts), they turned their backs on me.
I still happen to believe in God but think that "Christians" for the most part, suck balls.
Oh the stories I could tell. Some of the sickest, meanest, and most bizarre people I have ever met was in "the Church". I really feel bad though for my mom who was just done so wrong over the stupidest thing. I'm the kind of person who will tell someone to fuck off, but she is too nice and was chased out of her church over a by-the-way comment that rubbed some self-righteous moron the wrong way. That moron then turned all the women in the church against her. It's kind of funny in a way because the ones who reached out to her and helped her the most through her divorce, through cancer and through poverty is the gay and lesbian community not the Christians. Long story that though.
5) On a lighter note, I am an ass man and not a boob man. Big boobs don't matter to me but I'm totally down with a nice butt. In that vein, I find skinny vogue-like models ugly and disgusting. I can't even force myself to find rail thin women attractive.
Well, I am not a man but I am also not interested in boobs.
I do however have a big ass.
*shakes it*
*slaps it!*
But wine was the great assassin of both tradition and propriety...
-Brandon Sanderson, The Way of Kings
-Brandon Sanderson, The Way of Kings
Five Things We Don't Know About You.
03/12/2010 09:23:17 PM
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Five? That's a lot.
03/12/2010 09:34:06 PM
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Re: Five? That's a lot.
04/12/2010 10:53:45 PM
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Hmmm... I'll play.
03/12/2010 09:38:13 PM
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Fiver, The Prophetic Bunny.
04/12/2010 02:01:13 AM
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/me claps A GAME!! I love games!! <3
04/12/2010 02:31:00 AM
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Ok. I'll give it a go.
04/12/2010 11:24:49 PM
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Mayonnaise is delicious. *NM*
05/12/2010 09:24:44 PM
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I don't know what you know
05/12/2010 12:07:51 AM
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You Knit!!!
06/12/2010 05:29:19 PM
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I knit.
06/12/2010 06:45:20 PM
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Recipes?
06/12/2010 07:14:35 PM
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Re: Recipes?
06/12/2010 07:15:49 PM
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I still think it works.
06/12/2010 07:29:59 PM
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Hush!
06/12/2010 07:31:38 PM
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Re: Hush!
06/12/2010 07:41:23 PM
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Re: I don't know what you know
07/12/2010 02:29:34 PM
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Re: I don't know what you know
07/12/2010 02:33:22 PM
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Any chance that this gets announced so more people see it and take part? *NM*
05/12/2010 09:12:02 PM
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I fear you do know everything about me
06/12/2010 10:15:07 AM
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Alright
06/12/2010 06:11:32 PM
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You dislike maths and post jokes like the one you just did? *NM*
06/12/2010 07:34:44 PM
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"Broken, bleeding knuckles?"
06/12/2010 09:20:49 PM
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They get really, really dry in the winter and start to bleed.
06/12/2010 09:42:49 PM
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I highly appreciate that fact that Starry"s post got threadjacked!! Awesome. *NM*
06/12/2010 10:53:07 PM
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again, with actual answers!
07/12/2010 01:34:43 PM
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