How do you find people to date?
I pick up women wherever. The alley behind the drug store is usually a good place to find the most willing women but the library is always a good place to find interesting people.
Who introduces you to people?
My friend Dillon and his girlfriend are always hooking it up.
Are you a member of any dating websites?
Hell no. Bunch of creeps and liars on that shit.
How do you ask someone to go on a date?
She usually asks me if I am behind the drug store but when I'm at the library I do it very quietly.
Where do you think you will find a person you want to date?
The Library
What piques your interest and makes you want to date someone?
If she is anywhere in fiction and can walk.
When do you best like to date?
When? Ummm........ Saturdays.
What do you like about dating?
Making the girl pay for dinner cause i forgot my wallet.
Where do you go on dates?
Depends. Sporting events are always good. Hockey games can be a real fun time with a date.
What does it mean to "put yourself out there?"
Ummmm it means to just go for it. If you like her go ask her for a date. Then try to have fun while on the date.
Why do you date?
Society expects me too. I would much rather just hump my laptop but its frowned upon by most people.
What else would you like to say/tell us about dating?
I would like to tell you about my first date. I was 14 and Jen was 16. I was on the football team and she was a cheeerleader. I remember how soft her hands were when I held them. She drove us out to the Stoneboro fair with her brother and his girlfriend. She almost wrecked the car when she passed a truck going really slow up a hill. We got there and walked around and had dinner and then we rode some rides. Found some primo greenage and toked up. Joked around for a while and she drove us back to her place. I remember on the way back that Mark and Gina were just about naked in the back seat. Just kept hearing them kissing and petting back there. We did some of that after dropping them off before she took me home. Had a really long nice kiss and copped a feel before I went in to my house. I was on cloud nine all night. I felt invincible.