Drink a whole lot of alcohol really fast, like within half an hour, spin around in circles for about, oh, ten minutes or so, then try and type. It should be fun to read. But, make sure you have a garbage can next to you for when you throw up.
Sorry, it was just an idea. I have no idea why I thought of having you do that. Really.
Damn I miss you. You were always so much fun. Oh, and just wondering, does anyone have pictures of us in the elevator wheeling you up to your room? The ones with the security people making gang signs in front of you?
I love you girl, really.