It was Mrs. Druid's birthday last Sunday.
You remember Mrs. Druid? Fierce woman; frightens most men; has defined views on most, if not all subjects, and has only been wrong once (to my knowledge).
Mrs. Druid loves her gardens (she has two - don't ask, that is another story entirely). She requires me to do all sorts of useful male stuff around her gardens, usually involving me getting wet (irrigation systems), getting tired (holes needing to be dug), scratched (removing bits of tree) and generally worn out.
She had noticed that our compost systems were not up to standard, and had mused upon solutions to this serious issue. For a change, I was listening to the musings, and saw the answer to my prayers for something for her birthday.
I got her an Aerobin. She was happy. Little sucker weighs a ton, and in getting it into the right spot I managed to get wet, tired, scratched and worn out, but it and the consequent four million brownie points (only 96 million to go to break even) were much appreciated.
So gentlemen. When in doubt as to what to buy for that special occasion, forget Tiffany's, I provide you with the 100% guaranteed answer...an Aerobin!!!
You remember Mrs. Druid? Fierce woman; frightens most men; has defined views on most, if not all subjects, and has only been wrong once (to my knowledge).
Mrs. Druid loves her gardens (she has two - don't ask, that is another story entirely). She requires me to do all sorts of useful male stuff around her gardens, usually involving me getting wet (irrigation systems), getting tired (holes needing to be dug), scratched (removing bits of tree) and generally worn out.
She had noticed that our compost systems were not up to standard, and had mused upon solutions to this serious issue. For a change, I was listening to the musings, and saw the answer to my prayers for something for her birthday.
I got her an Aerobin. She was happy. Little sucker weighs a ton, and in getting it into the right spot I managed to get wet, tired, scratched and worn out, but it and the consequent four million brownie points (only 96 million to go to break even) were much appreciated.
So gentlemen. When in doubt as to what to buy for that special occasion, forget Tiffany's, I provide you with the 100% guaranteed answer...an Aerobin!!!
*MySmiley* Druid *MySmiley*
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- 01/03/2011 06:06:46 AM
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- 01/03/2011 06:06:46 AM
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That's an interesting design but it seems excessive
- 01/03/2011 06:55:26 AM
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most of what i've read suggests there is no real "shortcut" to the process
- 01/03/2011 08:51:20 PM
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I completely agree
- 01/03/2011 11:56:17 AM
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Definitely the way to a woman's heart. Screw diamonds and flowers. That sounds wonderful.
- 02/03/2011 02:27:14 AM
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What are you, nuts? Forget Tiffany?
- 02/03/2011 01:56:31 PM
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