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What an excellent recommendation snoopcester Send a noteboard - 01/03/2011 12:54:49 PM
May I be so bold as to suggest a jumbo-sized bag of pelletised chicken manure? It is the gift that keeps on giving, especially if you feel like annoying neighbours with the diabolical smell :|

I once gave Mrs Druid two 36 kilogramme bags of the stuff for Valentines Day - she was so happy!

And they say that romance is dead!


I'm adding this posts to my favourites, ready for next year. The present is now sorted:|

I'm going to get so many brownie points for this!
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Henning Mankell "We must defend the open society, because if we start locking our doors, if we let fear decide, the person who committed the act of terror will win"
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What an excellent recommendation snoopcester - 01/03/2011 12:54:49 PM 496 Views
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