May I be so bold as to suggest a jumbo-sized bag of pelletised chicken manure? It is the gift that keeps on giving, especially if you feel like annoying neighbours with the diabolical smell 

I once gave Mrs Druid two 36 kilogramme bags of the stuff for Valentines Day - she was so happy!
And they say that romance is dead!
I'm adding this posts to my favourites, ready for next year. The present is now sorted

I'm going to get so many brownie points for this!
*MySmiley*
Robert Graves "There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either."
Henning Mankell "We must defend the open society, because if we start locking our doors, if we let fear decide, the person who committed the act of terror will win"
Robert Graves "There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either."
Henning Mankell "We must defend the open society, because if we start locking our doors, if we let fear decide, the person who committed the act of terror will win"
The Key to a happy married life
01/03/2011 06:06:46 AM
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That's an interesting design but it seems excessive
01/03/2011 06:55:26 AM
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most of what i've read suggests there is no real "shortcut" to the process
01/03/2011 08:51:20 PM
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I completely agree
01/03/2011 11:56:17 AM
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A Man after my own heart!
01/03/2011 12:33:41 PM
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What an excellent recommendation
01/03/2011 12:54:49 PM
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Definitely the way to a woman's heart. Screw diamonds and flowers. That sounds wonderful.
02/03/2011 02:27:14 AM
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What are you, nuts? Forget Tiffany?
02/03/2011 01:56:31 PM
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