I don't have your talent for going overboard with smileys, but I hope you will manage to have a lovely day nonetheless (despite, you know, being terribly old now).

Make sure the husband, the kid and all the nutty animals get you a present each (as it should be). The one from me is on its way if not there already.

So.
For proper celebration purposes, toasting &c: champagne to the right, beer to the left, and various chocolate and other unhealthy stuff on all other sides. No thinking about what's healthy today. Go eat potato snacks or something. That is an order

Happy birthday!
(we really do need the dancing banana)