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Page load time suggestions Nebhead Send a noteboard - 20/09/2009 09:37:49 PM
Now that I have internets again, I've gone around and updated bits and bobs around the site. One of the things I added was a page load time bit at the bottom of every page.

At the moment it's just a boring "This page was generated in 5 million seconds" type thing, so what I need from everyone is suggestions for slightly more witty sentances.

What I'm looking for is references to all Sci-Fi & Fantasy literature (not just WoT, so don't resubmit all the old ones from wotmania :P) as well as related TV shows and movies.

Leave your suggestions as replies to this thread (please don't NB them to me!), and at some point in the next few weeks I'll gather them together, whip them into shape and get them on the site!


Let's see what you've got, then!


EDIT: Unannouncing... keep on suggesting though!
It's all my fault...
Vegas Aug 17-18 - A Night to Remember

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Spoony made this aaaages ago for me. Never got to use it though... until now!
This message last edited by Nebhead on 22/09/2009 at 01:53:22 PM
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The Red Bull drove this page to the sea in X seconds *NM* - 22/09/2009 01:17:09 AM 877 Views
This page formed Blazing Sword in X seconds *NM* - 22/09/2009 01:18:08 AM 896 Views
This page took a ride in a hrududu for X seconds *NM* - 22/09/2009 01:20:32 AM 872 Views
Han Solo had a bad feeling about this page for X seconds *NM* - 22/09/2009 01:23:00 AM 862 Views
X seconds ago superstition and the sword ruled. *NM* - 22/09/2009 02:15:57 AM 842 Views
Gollum, and the evil one crept up and slipped away with her X seconds ago *NM* - 22/09/2009 02:16:32 AM 828 Views
This page took X seconds to interrogate the buffet table. *NM* - 22/09/2009 02:25:42 AM 838 Views
Moist von Lipwig completely fixed this page up in X seconds. *NM* - 22/09/2009 02:26:53 AM 846 Views
This page beat the Elite Four in X seconds. *NM* - 22/09/2009 02:28:36 AM 852 Views
The Warlord turned this page into a statue in X seconds *NM* - 22/09/2009 02:33:52 AM 1035 Views
This page took x seconds to go supernova. *NM* - 22/09/2009 02:46:18 AM 767 Views
This page jumped between in X seconds *NM* - 22/09/2009 09:42:26 AM 899 Views
The Shadows wiped out this page in x seconds. *NM* - 22/09/2009 01:29:48 PM 817 Views
This Babylon station was up and running for x seconds. *NM* - 22/09/2009 01:31:35 PM 829 Views
This page was eaten by a grue after X seconds. *NM* - 22/09/2009 06:52:54 PM 800 Views
There can be only one page per x seconds. *NM* - 22/09/2009 07:03:38 PM 804 Views
This page's x-second mission: to explore strange new worlds... - 22/09/2009 07:05:15 PM 1326 Views
Oh, this one didn't fit the subject line - 22/09/2009 07:38:18 PM 1460 Views
I love this one. - 23/09/2009 02:36:15 PM 1483 Views
Re: Page load time suggestions *NM* - 22/09/2009 08:26:37 PM 810 Views
This page will rendevous with Rama in X seconds *NM* - 24/09/2009 01:07:48 AM 767 Views
Great one. That is one of the best SF-novels ever. Behind Solaris.. *NM* - 25/09/2009 10:23:28 PM 855 Views
How about some related to Hyperion Cantos ... - 24/09/2009 02:04:58 PM 1147 Views
This page found "the song" in x seconds - 25/09/2009 10:25:24 PM 1290 Views
This page deactivated HAL9000 in less than x seconds *NM* - 25/09/2009 10:32:44 PM 841 Views
This page uncovered the true nature of V'ger x seconds before Kirk - 25/09/2009 10:34:54 PM 1303 Views
The Uruk Hai killed this page in x seconds *NM* - 27/09/2009 04:19:23 AM 863 Views
This page ate something tasty in x seconds *NM* - 27/09/2009 04:20:10 AM 863 Views

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