I might even eat a popsicle while pooping. A root beer flavored one. Then I might bite my toenails off. Its fun. After that, I will fry me up some baby and eat it with some honey mustard. Whats better than fried baby and honey mustard?
Your mom. That's right. The cat is out of the bag. Your mom.
My mind isn't always in the gutter, it just has VIP access
Three days until the Rapture. What are you gonna do?
18/05/2011 04:37:44 PM
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It might be the end of church but I doubt it will trigger the end of the world
18/05/2011 07:28:23 PM
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I was more talking about the supposed Rapture on the 21st...
18/05/2011 08:30:00 PM
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My wife's church switched to a female chaplain and every predicted doomsday
18/05/2011 08:53:38 PM
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What is this thing
18/05/2011 08:36:23 PM
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I found this but I can't tell if it is meant to a spoof or if it is real
18/05/2011 08:51:23 PM
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He's supposedly serious, and has been making predictions for about forty years.
18/05/2011 08:55:55 PM
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Like Homer, he predicted the Rapture on at least one earlier occasion, but has "corrected" his error
18/05/2011 09:26:07 PM
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Psh, if you want to lead me to Christ, you should REALLY follow his example
19/05/2011 03:33:12 AM
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Caution: Zebra Xing.
19/05/2011 06:27:43 AM
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I'm extremely skeptical of the "Oh, well, miracles wouldn't convince anyone" argument
19/05/2011 06:17:48 PM
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It's May 19th, not 21st;"I know it's absolutely true, because the Bible is always absolutely true".
18/05/2011 09:11:56 PM
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Yeah, the Rapture is pretty ridiculous, as is the entire Dispensationalist system *NM*
18/05/2011 11:08:01 PM
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laugh. Loudly. Often. With increasing loss of political correctness at the people who believe this. *NM*
19/05/2011 02:33:58 AM
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The nurse I work with on night shift is throwing an end of the world party.
19/05/2011 09:33:42 AM
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The guy is a false teacher who's deceiving people who don't read their Bibles.
19/05/2011 03:06:01 PM
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On Saturday? Running a half marathon *NM*
19/05/2011 06:18:38 PM
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How big is this Raptor?
19/05/2011 06:33:28 PM
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If they get too big, how do you tell them apart from Tyranasaurus?
19/05/2011 10:58:36 PM
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I'm going to poop.
21/05/2011 05:41:24 AM
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