Your friend is weird. 

I have no idea what breast implants look like, but push-up bras can make your breasts look a fair amount bigger. Or, you know, padded bras do the same.
Really, though, I'd just tell her that she's being weird and confusing and what's this all actually about?
She makes it sound so logical and makes it seem like I'm an idiot for not understanding it. I'm glad other people see how weird this is
Formerly Mat Bloody Cauthon on Wotmania, blessed be its name
How can you spot breast implants?
- 20/06/2011 09:21:48 PM
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... This is weird.
- 20/06/2011 09:25:17 PM
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She keeps saying she's testing me!
- 20/06/2011 09:31:48 PM
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Testing you to find out what? This "testing" doesn't make any sense. *NM*
- 21/06/2011 03:58:09 PM
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tell her take pictures of them an then you can email them to me for my expert opinion
- 20/06/2011 09:52:38 PM
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... I might owe Tom an apology.
- 20/06/2011 11:22:27 PM
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number one is obvious but I don't think I understand the second
- 20/06/2011 11:31:28 PM
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Men.
- 20/06/2011 11:33:48 PM
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- 20/06/2011 11:33:48 PM
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sorry what did you say? I got distracted thinking about boobies *NM*
- 21/06/2011 10:22:53 AM
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Just ignore her and if she talks to you tell her to go away *NM*
- 21/06/2011 12:46:02 AM
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I hate it when people lie.
- 21/06/2011 02:42:12 PM
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I like this idea and see no problem with its realistic implementation in a real world situation. *NM*
- 22/06/2011 12:15:33 AM
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She wants you to want to see her breasts
- 21/06/2011 04:54:40 PM
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No, she doesn't
- 21/06/2011 09:08:46 PM
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Seeing her breasts won't stop her from being crazy and you from being stupid and inappropriate
- 22/06/2011 09:35:36 PM
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Forget about it entirely. Never mention the subject again.
- 21/06/2011 07:36:44 PM
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I...I can't...
- 21/06/2011 09:04:56 PM
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Breast size is a very sensitive topic for many women. Seriously, just let it go. *NM*
- 22/06/2011 12:14:33 AM
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By the way... it depends on how much skin she shows and where her incisions are. *NM*
- 22/06/2011 12:16:48 AM
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And if she's really lean, the seams on saline implants can sometimes be easy to spot. *NM*
- 22/06/2011 05:42:41 AM
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*NM*