I am very good friends with this married female co-worker. A while back she confided in me that she was thinking about getting breast implants (from what I could tell, she was probably an A or B cup). So she had me research this plastic surgeon and get my opinion about the best breasts on his website. She even had a business card from him. And one day she asked me about anesthesia and if it was dangerous. She was very scared and nervous.
So she decides to do it. She misses several days at work. I text her and she said she's doing fine. The first day back I come by her cubicle and she's crying. She says she is in so much pain and she regrets doing it. I told her that the pain will go away soon and she will be happy with them. I can instantly tell that her bust looks noticeably bigger.
So fast forward a few weeks. All of a sudden, she tells me that she didn't really get the surgery and that the whole thing was a test to see how shallow I was. She said she was bothered by my shallowness and decided to test me. Of course, this makes no sense to me for all the things I listed above. There is no way to fake all of that! Plus, why go to such elaborate measures just to test me? What was the point?
So I've been arguing with her the past few weeks. She is still being stubborn about it. I think she regrets telling me for whatever reason. She says she wears push up bras and that's why her breasts look bigger. Now her defense is that I'm just trying to get her to show me her breasts and that's why I'm still arguing with her. In my defense, that's only partially true
I'm just trying to find out why she insists on lying.

Which brings me to my question. How can I tell if her breasts are real or fake without her actually showing me? If she showed cleavage, is there anything I can spot that would tell me? It just bugs me. I didn't exaggerate any of the facts above. She claims she is a good actress. Help me!!
She is at least very unstable. You'd probably be better off keeping this relationship strictly professional.
The reason why this is so strange and bizarre is because she is perfectly normal! She's not insane. Believe me, I've seen crazy women. We are great friends. That's why this is freaking bizarre...why is she insisting that she was testing me? So weird
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How can you spot breast implants?
20/06/2011 09:21:48 PM
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... This is weird.
20/06/2011 09:25:17 PM
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She keeps saying she's testing me!
20/06/2011 09:31:48 PM
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Testing you to find out what? This "testing" doesn't make any sense. *NM*
21/06/2011 03:58:09 PM
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She's not your friend, and she might be insane.
20/06/2011 09:37:11 PM
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Lol
20/06/2011 09:39:58 PM
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tell her take pictures of them an then you can email them to me for my expert opinion
20/06/2011 09:52:38 PM
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... I might owe Tom an apology.
20/06/2011 11:22:27 PM
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number one is obvious but I don't think I understand the second
20/06/2011 11:31:28 PM
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Men.
20/06/2011 11:33:48 PM
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sorry what did you say? I got distracted thinking about boobies *NM*
21/06/2011 10:22:53 AM
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Just ignore her and if she talks to you tell her to go away *NM*
21/06/2011 12:46:02 AM
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I hate it when people lie.
21/06/2011 02:42:12 PM
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I like this idea and see no problem with its realistic implementation in a real world situation. *NM*
22/06/2011 12:15:33 AM
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She wants you to want to see her breasts
21/06/2011 04:54:40 PM
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No, she doesn't
21/06/2011 09:08:46 PM
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Seeing her breasts won't stop her from being crazy and you from being stupid and inappropriate
22/06/2011 09:35:36 PM
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Forget about it entirely. Never mention the subject again.
21/06/2011 07:36:44 PM
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I...I can't...
21/06/2011 09:04:56 PM
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Breast size is a very sensitive topic for many women. Seriously, just let it go. *NM*
22/06/2011 12:14:33 AM
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By the way... it depends on how much skin she shows and where her incisions are. *NM*
22/06/2011 12:16:48 AM
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And if she's really lean, the seams on saline implants can sometimes be easy to spot. *NM*
22/06/2011 05:42:41 AM
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