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I hate it when people lie. Tigr Send a noteboard - 21/06/2011 02:42:12 PM
Poke her right boob with a needle. If she goes flying around the room like a cartoon animal, she had breast implants. If she screams, slaps you in the face and has you arrested for assault and battery, she didn't.

Problem solved, you are welcome.
One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged. -- Henrich Heine
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How can you spot breast implants? Dark Knight - 20/06/2011 09:21:48 PM 867 Views
You have weird co-workers. Legolas - 20/06/2011 09:24:47 PM 457 Views
Re: You have weird co-workers. Dark Knight - 20/06/2011 09:29:32 PM 455 Views
... This is weird. Rebekah - 20/06/2011 09:25:17 PM 420 Views
She keeps saying she's testing me! Dark Knight - 20/06/2011 09:31:48 PM 428 Views
Testing you to find out what? This "testing" doesn't make any sense. *NM* Palatine - 21/06/2011 03:58:09 PM 157 Views
She's not your friend, and she might be insane. Sareitha Sedai - 20/06/2011 09:37:11 PM 471 Views
Lol Dark Knight - 20/06/2011 09:39:58 PM 517 Views
This. Absolutely this. *NM* Michael - 21/06/2011 09:40:10 AM 196 Views
tell her take pictures of them an then you can email them to me for my expert opinion random thoughts - 20/06/2011 09:52:38 PM 407 Views
Haha I will try my best! *NM* Dark Knight - 20/06/2011 10:39:10 PM 152 Views
By Far the most awesome reply to this weird situation. StarrBecca - 22/06/2011 05:04:34 AM 362 Views
She regrets oversharing with you. Let it go. *NM* Aeryn - 20/06/2011 10:41:36 PM 171 Views
How about stumbling and falling forwards with your hands first? ironclad - 20/06/2011 10:44:59 PM 403 Views
The ol' Seinfeld trick...I like it! *NM* Dark Knight - 21/06/2011 09:03:01 PM 143 Views
... I might owe Tom an apology. nossy - 20/06/2011 11:22:27 PM 501 Views
number one is obvious but I don't think I understand the second random thoughts - 20/06/2011 11:31:28 PM 442 Views
Men. nossy - 20/06/2011 11:33:48 PM 430 Views
sorry what did you say? I got distracted thinking about boobies *NM* random thoughts - 21/06/2011 10:22:53 AM 153 Views
Do you know the husband well enough to ask him what happened? Stephen - 20/06/2011 11:24:58 PM 398 Views
I'd just drop it due to the futility of the discussion LadyLorraine - 20/06/2011 11:51:17 PM 384 Views
Just ignore her and if she talks to you tell her to go away *NM* Urza - 21/06/2011 12:46:02 AM 210 Views
Wow people really think she's crazy Dark Knight - 21/06/2011 09:06:44 PM 388 Views
I dont necesary think shes crazy... Urza - 22/06/2011 07:28:32 AM 355 Views
What the hell? I'm in the "just drop it" camp. *NM* Avendesora - 21/06/2011 01:06:12 AM 172 Views
Who cares? Boobs is boobs. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 21/06/2011 01:38:28 AM 149 Views
I hate it when people lie. Tigr - 21/06/2011 02:42:12 PM 430 Views
I like this idea and see no problem with its realistic implementation in a real world situation. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 22/06/2011 12:15:33 AM 160 Views
Call the doctor pretending to be her lawyer snoopcester - 21/06/2011 04:04:28 PM 405 Views
I like the trampoline idea...watching them bounce up and down... Dark Knight - 21/06/2011 09:10:19 PM 391 Views
She wants you to want to see her breasts Helene - 21/06/2011 04:54:40 PM 391 Views
No, she doesn't Dark Knight - 21/06/2011 09:08:46 PM 411 Views
Yes she does. Danu - 21/06/2011 10:59:27 PM 413 Views
Or at least she once did. Vodalus - 22/06/2011 05:37:34 AM 384 Views
I think you read Helene's subject line too quickly. Tim - 22/06/2011 12:12:33 AM 386 Views
Seeing her breasts won't stop her from being crazy and you from being stupid and inappropriate Helene - 22/06/2011 09:35:36 PM 377 Views
Forget about it entirely. Never mention the subject again. Tim - 21/06/2011 07:36:44 PM 457 Views
I...I can't... Dark Knight - 21/06/2011 09:04:56 PM 419 Views
I'm sorry, but ... Nate - 21/06/2011 10:32:19 PM 381 Views
Breast size is a very sensitive topic for many women. Seriously, just let it go. *NM* Tim - 22/06/2011 12:14:33 AM 154 Views
Yes you can. and should. *NM* Avendesora - 22/06/2011 02:26:13 PM 144 Views
oh please. LadyLorraine - 22/06/2011 07:52:10 PM 393 Views
By the way... it depends on how much skin she shows and where her incisions are. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 22/06/2011 12:16:48 AM 147 Views
And if she's really lean, the seams on saline implants can sometimes be easy to spot. *NM* Vodalus - 22/06/2011 05:42:41 AM 156 Views
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