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Forget about it entirely. Never mention the subject again. Tim Send a noteboard - 21/06/2011 07:36:44 PM
It makes no difference at all to your life whether she has fake breasts or not. You're understandably curious about whether or not you've been lied to, but at the end of the day it doesn't matter. Pursuing the issue could land you in trouble in one of at least two ways:

1. Her husband gets the wrong idea and gets angry with you, in which case good luck getting him to believe your story; or

2. If she really is crazy, she takes you to court for sexual harassment (telling, obviously, a somewhat different story to the one you've told us).

Satisfying your stubborn curiosity is not worth risking either of those things. Just let it go.
Vigilantibus non dormientibus jura subveniunt.

—Nous disons en allemand : le guerre, le mort, le lune, alors que 'soleil' et 'amour' sont du sexe féminin : la soleil, la amour. La vie est neutre.

—La vie ? Neutre ? C'est très joli, et surtout très logique.
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This. Absolutely this. *NM* Michael - 21/06/2011 09:40:10 AM 233 Views
tell her take pictures of them an then you can email them to me for my expert opinion random thoughts - 20/06/2011 09:52:38 PM 473 Views
Haha I will try my best! *NM* Dark Knight - 20/06/2011 10:39:10 PM 185 Views
By Far the most awesome reply to this weird situation. StarrBecca - 22/06/2011 05:04:34 AM 436 Views
She regrets oversharing with you. Let it go. *NM* Aeryn - 20/06/2011 10:41:36 PM 208 Views
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The ol' Seinfeld trick...I like it! *NM* Dark Knight - 21/06/2011 09:03:01 PM 175 Views
... I might owe Tom an apology. nossy - 20/06/2011 11:22:27 PM 583 Views
number one is obvious but I don't think I understand the second random thoughts - 20/06/2011 11:31:28 PM 513 Views
Men. nossy - 20/06/2011 11:33:48 PM 499 Views
sorry what did you say? I got distracted thinking about boobies *NM* random thoughts - 21/06/2011 10:22:53 AM 188 Views
Do you know the husband well enough to ask him what happened? Stephen - 20/06/2011 11:24:58 PM 466 Views
I'd just drop it due to the futility of the discussion LadyLorraine - 20/06/2011 11:51:17 PM 456 Views
Just ignore her and if she talks to you tell her to go away *NM* Urza - 21/06/2011 12:46:02 AM 261 Views
Wow people really think she's crazy Dark Knight - 21/06/2011 09:06:44 PM 457 Views
I dont necesary think shes crazy... Urza - 22/06/2011 07:28:32 AM 422 Views
What the hell? I'm in the "just drop it" camp. *NM* Avendesora - 21/06/2011 01:06:12 AM 221 Views
Who cares? Boobs is boobs. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 21/06/2011 01:38:28 AM 184 Views
I hate it when people lie. Tigr - 21/06/2011 02:42:12 PM 502 Views
I like this idea and see no problem with its realistic implementation in a real world situation. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 22/06/2011 12:15:33 AM 201 Views
Call the doctor pretending to be her lawyer snoopcester - 21/06/2011 04:04:28 PM 483 Views
I like the trampoline idea...watching them bounce up and down... Dark Knight - 21/06/2011 09:10:19 PM 462 Views
She wants you to want to see her breasts Helene - 21/06/2011 04:54:40 PM 461 Views
No, she doesn't Dark Knight - 21/06/2011 09:08:46 PM 488 Views
Yes she does. Danu - 21/06/2011 10:59:27 PM 488 Views
Or at least she once did. Vodalus - 22/06/2011 05:37:34 AM 452 Views
I think you read Helene's subject line too quickly. Tim - 22/06/2011 12:12:33 AM 452 Views
Seeing her breasts won't stop her from being crazy and you from being stupid and inappropriate Helene - 22/06/2011 09:35:36 PM 450 Views
Forget about it entirely. Never mention the subject again. Tim - 21/06/2011 07:36:44 PM 533 Views
I...I can't... Dark Knight - 21/06/2011 09:04:56 PM 489 Views
I'm sorry, but ... Nate - 21/06/2011 10:32:19 PM 457 Views
Breast size is a very sensitive topic for many women. Seriously, just let it go. *NM* Tim - 22/06/2011 12:14:33 AM 193 Views
Yes you can. and should. *NM* Avendesora - 22/06/2011 02:26:13 PM 177 Views
oh please. LadyLorraine - 22/06/2011 07:52:10 PM 465 Views
By the way... it depends on how much skin she shows and where her incisions are. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 22/06/2011 12:16:48 AM 180 Views
And if she's really lean, the seams on saline implants can sometimes be easy to spot. *NM* Vodalus - 22/06/2011 05:42:41 AM 217 Views
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