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I've been telling you for years that morality and science are separate things. CNRedDragon Send a noteboard - 08/07/2011 10:52:32 PM
Why, my first act of science was to remove all capacity for morality from my brain. Then I removed my capacity for ethical behavior. Then I put my morality and my ethics into tiny robot bodies and made them fight inside a hamster ball.

And that hamster ball?

Powered my very first lab.

I get a little teary just thinking about it.

Oh, sorry. That's just a little leakage from my bionic eye.

Nope.
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Who ... who let this fraud in my post? Nate - 08/07/2011 10:48:04 PM 657 Views
I've been telling you for years that morality and science are separate things. CNRedDragon - 08/07/2011 10:52:32 PM 600 Views
You might be interested in my Bionic Cream. Nate - 08/07/2011 11:06:46 PM 624 Views
What use do we have for natural ingredients? We're scientists. CNRedDragon - 08/07/2011 11:13:39 PM 636 Views
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Some days you eat the badger. Some days the badger eats you. Nate - 11/07/2011 03:53:58 PM 624 Views
Problem: you used a drunk badger, when you should have gone with a hungry wolverine. Avendesora - 11/07/2011 05:06:50 PM 598 Views
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