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You might be interested in my Bionic Cream. Nate Send a noteboard - 08/07/2011 11:06:46 PM
It's made entirely of natural ingredients, including vegetable oil, nutmeg, nano-scrubbers, and fairy blood.* With two daily applications, your bionic eye will gleam with the unquenchable fire of an unquenchable fire, which come to think of it you actually might not be able to quench.





*No fairies were harmed** in the making of this product.
















**No lies*** were told in this promotion.























***For the purposes of this promotion, lies are not**** defined as truths we assume you'd rather not hear about.


































****My lawyer says that I have to inform you that actually that is how they're defined, but he also says you probably won't read this far.
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Look, I thought the badger was drunk, okay? Nate - 07/07/2011 06:58:36 PM 1005 Views
I freaking love you. *NM* Amyrlin - 07/07/2011 07:25:28 PM 361 Views
Ma'am, I'd like to make you an offer. Nate - 07/07/2011 08:32:17 PM 678 Views
But I like ice schrapnel Stephen - 07/07/2011 07:40:18 PM 640 Views
That's my kind of talk. Nate - 07/07/2011 08:34:14 PM 655 Views
Amy needs to get in line Camilla - 07/07/2011 09:36:58 PM 639 Views
I can fix that, you know. Nate - 07/07/2011 09:54:53 PM 690 Views
Re: I can fix that, you know. Camilla - 07/07/2011 10:02:31 PM 635 Views
Re: I can fix that, you know. Nate - 07/07/2011 10:10:34 PM 623 Views
Re: I can fix that, you know. Camilla - 07/07/2011 10:14:03 PM 626 Views
You word write good. Tigr - 07/07/2011 10:36:39 PM 595 Views
Sounds like you need my Degabbledizer. Nate - 07/07/2011 10:48:03 PM 634 Views
There was a discussion at work about buying a personal one-man helicopter for funsies. TaskmasterJack - 08/07/2011 01:47:26 AM 626 Views
~takes notes~ Nate - 08/07/2011 01:53:09 AM 619 Views
Re: ~takes notes~ TaskmasterJack - 08/07/2011 01:57:23 AM 603 Views
Re: ~takes notes~ Nate - 08/07/2011 02:00:03 AM 560 Views
Re: Best post in fifteen years. Gaps - 08/07/2011 06:04:31 AM 679 Views
I spent days perfecting the leg to abdomen ratio. Nate - 08/07/2011 08:16:42 PM 628 Views
How can one tell? nossy - 08/07/2011 01:59:49 PM 671 Views
Badgers are mean drunks. Nate - 08/07/2011 08:20:31 PM 643 Views
Wait, moondog is rocket powered now? Joel - 08/07/2011 03:28:33 PM 632 Views
Another satisfied customer! Nate - 08/07/2011 08:26:12 PM 619 Views
I'm under court order not to send any more gifts from the Christmas catalog. Joel - 09/07/2011 11:43:42 AM 968 Views
I have read this a few times and I don't buy it! Beqi - 08/07/2011 08:36:15 PM 619 Views
It's people like you who make people like me make people like Igor. Nate - 08/07/2011 08:56:37 PM 638 Views
Tsk. A whole weekend to build a cybearg. CNRedDragon - 08/07/2011 10:17:54 PM 696 Views
Who ... who let this fraud in my post? Nate - 08/07/2011 10:48:04 PM 688 Views
I've been telling you for years that morality and science are separate things. CNRedDragon - 08/07/2011 10:52:32 PM 635 Views
You might be interested in my Bionic Cream. Nate - 08/07/2011 11:06:46 PM 651 Views
What use do we have for natural ingredients? We're scientists. CNRedDragon - 08/07/2011 11:13:39 PM 670 Views
Is it tasty? Can it be fed to Fudgies? *NM* Danu - 09/07/2011 08:33:34 PM 431 Views
Bionic Cream is delicious. Nate - 11/07/2011 03:56:41 PM 591 Views
If Obsidian Ashaman doesn't show up to reply to this, I'm going to be disappointed. TaskmasterJack - 10/07/2011 07:56:23 PM 713 Views
You can do all that and more with the Personal Redislocater Orientation Device (PROD). Nate - 11/07/2011 03:46:02 PM 640 Views
Re: You can do all that and more with the Personal Redislocater Orientation Device (PROD). TaskmasterJack - 12/07/2011 01:01:32 AM 631 Views
Things they don't teach you in school: Badger Impairment Obsidian Ashaman - 11/07/2011 02:25:28 AM 635 Views
Some days you eat the badger. Some days the badger eats you. Nate - 11/07/2011 03:53:58 PM 657 Views
Problem: you used a drunk badger, when you should have gone with a hungry wolverine. Avendesora - 11/07/2011 05:06:50 PM 631 Views
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