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You might be interested in my Bionic Cream. Nate Send a noteboard - 08/07/2011 11:06:46 PM
It's made entirely of natural ingredients, including vegetable oil, nutmeg, nano-scrubbers, and fairy blood.* With two daily applications, your bionic eye will gleam with the unquenchable fire of an unquenchable fire, which come to think of it you actually might not be able to quench.





*No fairies were harmed** in the making of this product.
















**No lies*** were told in this promotion.























***For the purposes of this promotion, lies are not**** defined as truths we assume you'd rather not hear about.


































****My lawyer says that I have to inform you that actually that is how they're defined, but he also says you probably won't read this far.
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Look, I thought the badger was drunk, okay? Nate - 07/07/2011 06:58:36 PM 986 Views
I freaking love you. *NM* Amyrlin - 07/07/2011 07:25:28 PM 354 Views
Ma'am, I'd like to make you an offer. Nate - 07/07/2011 08:32:17 PM 656 Views
But I like ice schrapnel Stephen - 07/07/2011 07:40:18 PM 625 Views
That's my kind of talk. Nate - 07/07/2011 08:34:14 PM 638 Views
Amy needs to get in line Camilla - 07/07/2011 09:36:58 PM 621 Views
I can fix that, you know. Nate - 07/07/2011 09:54:53 PM 675 Views
Re: I can fix that, you know. Camilla - 07/07/2011 10:02:31 PM 622 Views
Re: I can fix that, you know. Nate - 07/07/2011 10:10:34 PM 610 Views
Re: I can fix that, you know. Camilla - 07/07/2011 10:14:03 PM 613 Views
You word write good. Tigr - 07/07/2011 10:36:39 PM 584 Views
Sounds like you need my Degabbledizer. Nate - 07/07/2011 10:48:03 PM 625 Views
There was a discussion at work about buying a personal one-man helicopter for funsies. TaskmasterJack - 08/07/2011 01:47:26 AM 611 Views
~takes notes~ Nate - 08/07/2011 01:53:09 AM 598 Views
Re: ~takes notes~ TaskmasterJack - 08/07/2011 01:57:23 AM 589 Views
Re: ~takes notes~ Nate - 08/07/2011 02:00:03 AM 545 Views
Re: Best post in fifteen years. Gaps - 08/07/2011 06:04:31 AM 665 Views
I spent days perfecting the leg to abdomen ratio. Nate - 08/07/2011 08:16:42 PM 608 Views
How can one tell? nossy - 08/07/2011 01:59:49 PM 648 Views
Badgers are mean drunks. Nate - 08/07/2011 08:20:31 PM 627 Views
Wait, moondog is rocket powered now? Joel - 08/07/2011 03:28:33 PM 618 Views
Another satisfied customer! Nate - 08/07/2011 08:26:12 PM 607 Views
I'm under court order not to send any more gifts from the Christmas catalog. Joel - 09/07/2011 11:43:42 AM 945 Views
I have read this a few times and I don't buy it! Beqi - 08/07/2011 08:36:15 PM 603 Views
It's people like you who make people like me make people like Igor. Nate - 08/07/2011 08:56:37 PM 622 Views
Tsk. A whole weekend to build a cybearg. CNRedDragon - 08/07/2011 10:17:54 PM 684 Views
Who ... who let this fraud in my post? Nate - 08/07/2011 10:48:04 PM 673 Views
I've been telling you for years that morality and science are separate things. CNRedDragon - 08/07/2011 10:52:32 PM 616 Views
You might be interested in my Bionic Cream. Nate - 08/07/2011 11:06:46 PM 639 Views
What use do we have for natural ingredients? We're scientists. CNRedDragon - 08/07/2011 11:13:39 PM 650 Views
Is it tasty? Can it be fed to Fudgies? *NM* Danu - 09/07/2011 08:33:34 PM 425 Views
Bionic Cream is delicious. Nate - 11/07/2011 03:56:41 PM 573 Views
If Obsidian Ashaman doesn't show up to reply to this, I'm going to be disappointed. TaskmasterJack - 10/07/2011 07:56:23 PM 697 Views
You can do all that and more with the Personal Redislocater Orientation Device (PROD). Nate - 11/07/2011 03:46:02 PM 605 Views
Re: You can do all that and more with the Personal Redislocater Orientation Device (PROD). TaskmasterJack - 12/07/2011 01:01:32 AM 611 Views
Things they don't teach you in school: Badger Impairment Obsidian Ashaman - 11/07/2011 02:25:28 AM 620 Views
Some days you eat the badger. Some days the badger eats you. Nate - 11/07/2011 03:53:58 PM 640 Views
Problem: you used a drunk badger, when you should have gone with a hungry wolverine. Avendesora - 11/07/2011 05:06:50 PM 615 Views
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