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Never cross the streams *NM* beetnemesis Send a noteboard - 22/09/2009 04:59:01 PM
I'm about to compete in my club's humerous speech contest. Five to seven minutes of talk. It has to be a speech, it has to have a message and everything, but most of all, it has to be hilarious.

My timing is not really that good (which is why I'm taking the challenge: only way to get better), a Very Bad Thing for comedy. And my voice started to break down yesterday evening. I'm in more of a "sneeze all over the audience"-mood than I would like to be.

Pfff


Oh, and the subject is "The Unwritten Rules of Urinal Positioning".
I amuse myself.
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So, wish me luck - 22/09/2009 04:46:10 PM 596 Views
1) Stay straight ahead. Do not look to left or right. - 22/09/2009 04:49:41 PM 530 Views
Never cross the streams *NM* - 22/09/2009 04:59:01 PM 235 Views
Optimize number of urinals - 22/09/2009 06:21:29 PM 678 Views
Restrooms at work have four urinals; hypothesis: My employers hate us. - 22/09/2009 06:38:47 PM 560 Views
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Re: Restrooms at work have four urinals; hypothesis: My employers hate us. - 22/09/2009 09:03:22 PM 559 Views
What the lady said - 22/09/2009 09:57:42 PM 531 Views
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I'll always love GURPS' realism and versatility. - 23/09/2009 02:24:15 PM 534 Views
That was hilarious - 23/09/2009 06:20:59 PM 548 Views
Good luck, mate. Oh, and don't forget ... - 22/09/2009 09:26:34 PM 565 Views
Best of luck. - 22/09/2009 11:51:13 PM 493 Views

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