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That's...I...um...er... Sareitha Sedai Send a noteboard - 03/08/2011 02:13:01 PM
Another year has passed and our beloved Sareitha Sedai is celebrating her birthday today. Since we all can’t be there to give her gifts and hugs, why don’t we celebrate this wonderful day the best way we know how…with words wine!


Fixed that for you :|

Write Sareitha a haiku!


...this cannot end well.

Choose a category (lame, funny, thoughtful, dirty, abstract, etc.) and post your poem. I’ll kick things off:

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Sareitha Sedai
The name has five syllables
You’re not old at all


That's certainly...aptly named?

I’ll pick the best haiku at the end of the day. The winner gets my choice of the following prizes:


Am I eligible? I have one too.

1) A mind numbing pun from damookster


Awwwwwwww, is that guy even still around? I miss him.

2) A pair of really big high heels from tehanu


Big, or high? You may want to run. Fast.

3) A picture of wads mounting a statue of a sheep


...

4) Divine forgiveness from the Church of Snoopsterism


Like blanket forgiveness? Forgiveness for a sin to be named later? This could be useful.

5) Permanent use of the moniker “se Vinta” after your screen name


I have always thought that "Sareitha se Vinta" had a nice ring to it.

6) Nothing (this is the most likely prize)


So the prize will be the same as my birthday present from you. I guess that's fitting.

Happy birthday Sareitha! Sorry your party sucks.


Thanks Tigr :D Yeah, yeah.

My haiku:

My dearest Tigr
Gifts and hugs would be better
I hate you so much

If you are from Betelgeuse, please have one of your Earth friends read what I've written before you respond. Or try concentrating harder.

"The trophy problem has become extreme."
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Thanks snoop - 03/08/2011 02:48:30 PM 696 Views
Happy birthday, my friend. - 03/08/2011 02:58:44 PM 824 Views
Well done! - 03/08/2011 05:07:52 PM 731 Views
*writes most creative haiku ever* - 03/08/2011 03:01:25 PM 866 Views
*applauds* - 03/08/2011 03:02:10 PM 715 Views
lol, and I thought mine was bad. - 03/08/2011 03:06:26 PM 764 Views
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Happy birthday! - 03/08/2011 03:04:08 PM 774 Views
Oh, that is awesome. - 03/08/2011 03:09:17 PM 706 Views
You better hide well - 03/08/2011 05:09:24 PM 682 Views
I don't do haiku, but Happy Birthday anyway. *NM* - 03/08/2011 04:18:33 PM 411 Views
Thanks Ave! *NM* - 03/08/2011 05:09:45 PM 353 Views
"Many Happy Returns!" - 03/08/2011 05:03:14 PM 667 Views
Awww, thank you Nicest haiku in this thread yet. *NM* - 03/08/2011 05:10:24 PM 323 Views
Just glad you liked it. - 03/08/2011 08:32:06 PM 685 Views
Happy Birthday, You! - 03/08/2011 06:27:18 PM 672 Views
Sneak attack! - 03/08/2011 06:51:18 PM 758 Views
And you even made me double post. Amazing! *NM* - 03/08/2011 06:52:09 PM 388 Views
Yeah, I'm awesome like that. *NM* - 03/08/2011 07:03:58 PM 347 Views
Happy Birthday! I don't really have time for a haiku, so I won't try. *NM* - 03/08/2011 08:14:23 PM 354 Views
Thanks for taking the time to leave birthday wishes *NM* - 04/08/2011 01:31:25 PM 347 Views
Apologies in advance for the haiku - 04/08/2011 12:21:01 AM 633 Views
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Happy birthday! - 04/08/2011 06:45:03 AM 810 Views
Thank you! - 04/08/2011 01:32:31 PM 735 Views
I am haiku-less, but I wish you Happy Birthday anyway - 05/08/2011 02:24:25 PM 735 Views
You're so fabulous you don't need a haiku. - 08/08/2011 01:53:08 PM 704 Views
Very belated HB - 08/08/2011 01:01:54 PM 733 Views
Well, yes. - 08/08/2011 01:53:34 PM 723 Views

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