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I don't do haiku, but Happy Birthday anyway. *NM* Avendesora Send a noteboard - 03/08/2011 04:18:33 PM
Another year has passed and our beloved Sareitha Sedai is celebrating her birthday today. Since we all can’t be there to give her gifts and hugs, why don’t we celebrate this wonderful day the best way we know how…with words!

Write Sareitha a haiku!

Choose a category (lame, funny, thoughtful, dirty, abstract, etc.) and post your poem. I’ll kick things off:

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Sareitha Sedai

The name has five syllables

You’re not old at all

I’ll pick the best haiku at the end of the day. The winner gets my choice of the following prizes:

1) A mind numbing pun from damookster

2) A pair of really big high heels from tehanu

3) A picture of wads mounting a statue of a sheep

4) Divine forgiveness from the Church of Snoopsterism

5) Permanent use of the moniker “se Vinta” after your screen name

6) Nothing (this is the most likely prize)

Happy birthday Sareitha! Sorry your party sucks.
*MySmiley*

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Happy Birthday Sareitha Sedai! A haiku celebration! Tigr - 03/08/2011 02:00:37 PM 773 Views
That's...I...um...er... Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 02:13:01 PM 586 Views
How you doin'? Jacob - 03/08/2011 02:48:36 PM 494 Views
Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 04:59:10 PM 554 Views
Happy birthday Sareitha!! snoopcester - 03/08/2011 02:33:01 PM 584 Views
Thanks snoop Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 02:48:30 PM 545 Views
Happy birthday, my friend. Jacob - 03/08/2011 02:58:44 PM 671 Views
Well done! Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 05:07:52 PM 595 Views
*writes most creative haiku ever* mapthis - 03/08/2011 03:01:25 PM 684 Views
*applauds* Jacob - 03/08/2011 03:02:10 PM 552 Views
lol, and I thought mine was bad. nossy - 03/08/2011 03:06:26 PM 603 Views
Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 05:08:32 PM 561 Views
Happy birthday! nossy - 03/08/2011 03:04:08 PM 599 Views
Oh, that is awesome. Jacob - 03/08/2011 03:09:17 PM 566 Views
You better hide well Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 05:09:24 PM 533 Views
I don't do haiku, but Happy Birthday anyway. *NM* Avendesora - 03/08/2011 04:18:33 PM 350 Views
Thanks Ave! *NM* Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 05:09:45 PM 303 Views
"Many Happy Returns!" Joel - 03/08/2011 05:03:14 PM 524 Views
Awww, thank you Nicest haiku in this thread yet. *NM* Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 05:10:24 PM 264 Views
Just glad you liked it. Joel - 03/08/2011 08:32:06 PM 515 Views
Happy Birthday, You! Crazy ol Lews Therin - 03/08/2011 06:27:18 PM 508 Views
Sneak attack! Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 06:51:18 PM 623 Views
And you even made me double post. Amazing! *NM* Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 06:52:09 PM 328 Views
Yeah, I'm awesome like that. *NM* Crazy ol Lews Therin - 03/08/2011 07:03:58 PM 283 Views
Happy Birthday! I don't really have time for a haiku, so I won't try. *NM* Tom - 03/08/2011 08:14:23 PM 293 Views
Thanks for taking the time to leave birthday wishes *NM* Sareitha Sedai - 04/08/2011 01:31:25 PM 283 Views
Apologies in advance for the haiku Stephen - 04/08/2011 12:21:01 AM 466 Views
Sareitha Sedai - 04/08/2011 01:31:54 PM 570 Views
Happy birthday! Colonel Logain - 04/08/2011 06:45:03 AM 652 Views
Thank you! Sareitha Sedai - 04/08/2011 01:32:31 PM 575 Views
I am haiku-less, but I wish you Happy Birthday anyway Elaine - 05/08/2011 02:24:25 PM 583 Views
You're so fabulous you don't need a haiku. Sareitha Sedai - 08/08/2011 01:53:08 PM 551 Views
Very belated HB ironclad - 08/08/2011 01:01:54 PM 571 Views
Well, yes. Sareitha Sedai - 08/08/2011 01:53:34 PM 573 Views
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