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I don't do haiku, but Happy Birthday anyway. *NM* Avendesora Send a noteboard - 03/08/2011 04:18:33 PM
Another year has passed and our beloved Sareitha Sedai is celebrating her birthday today. Since we all can’t be there to give her gifts and hugs, why don’t we celebrate this wonderful day the best way we know how…with words!

Write Sareitha a haiku!

Choose a category (lame, funny, thoughtful, dirty, abstract, etc.) and post your poem. I’ll kick things off:

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Sareitha Sedai

The name has five syllables

You’re not old at all

I’ll pick the best haiku at the end of the day. The winner gets my choice of the following prizes:

1) A mind numbing pun from damookster

2) A pair of really big high heels from tehanu

3) A picture of wads mounting a statue of a sheep

4) Divine forgiveness from the Church of Snoopsterism

5) Permanent use of the moniker “se Vinta” after your screen name

6) Nothing (this is the most likely prize)

Happy birthday Sareitha! Sorry your party sucks.
*MySmiley*

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Happy Birthday Sareitha Sedai! A haiku celebration! Tigr - 03/08/2011 02:00:37 PM 933 Views
That's...I...um...er... Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 02:13:01 PM 746 Views
How you doin'? Jacob - 03/08/2011 02:48:36 PM 637 Views
Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 04:59:10 PM 720 Views
Happy birthday Sareitha!! snoopcester - 03/08/2011 02:33:01 PM 721 Views
Thanks snoop Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 02:48:30 PM 696 Views
Happy birthday, my friend. Jacob - 03/08/2011 02:58:44 PM 824 Views
Well done! Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 05:07:52 PM 731 Views
*writes most creative haiku ever* mapthis - 03/08/2011 03:01:25 PM 866 Views
*applauds* Jacob - 03/08/2011 03:02:10 PM 715 Views
lol, and I thought mine was bad. nossy - 03/08/2011 03:06:26 PM 764 Views
Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 05:08:32 PM 707 Views
Happy birthday! nossy - 03/08/2011 03:04:08 PM 774 Views
Oh, that is awesome. Jacob - 03/08/2011 03:09:17 PM 705 Views
You better hide well Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 05:09:24 PM 682 Views
I don't do haiku, but Happy Birthday anyway. *NM* Avendesora - 03/08/2011 04:18:33 PM 411 Views
Thanks Ave! *NM* Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 05:09:45 PM 353 Views
"Many Happy Returns!" Joel - 03/08/2011 05:03:14 PM 667 Views
Awww, thank you Nicest haiku in this thread yet. *NM* Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 05:10:24 PM 323 Views
Just glad you liked it. Joel - 03/08/2011 08:32:06 PM 685 Views
Happy Birthday, You! Crazy ol Lews Therin - 03/08/2011 06:27:18 PM 672 Views
Sneak attack! Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 06:51:18 PM 758 Views
And you even made me double post. Amazing! *NM* Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 06:52:09 PM 388 Views
Yeah, I'm awesome like that. *NM* Crazy ol Lews Therin - 03/08/2011 07:03:58 PM 347 Views
Happy Birthday! I don't really have time for a haiku, so I won't try. *NM* Tom - 03/08/2011 08:14:23 PM 353 Views
Thanks for taking the time to leave birthday wishes *NM* Sareitha Sedai - 04/08/2011 01:31:25 PM 347 Views
Apologies in advance for the haiku Stephen - 04/08/2011 12:21:01 AM 633 Views
Sareitha Sedai - 04/08/2011 01:31:54 PM 733 Views
Happy birthday! Colonel Logain - 04/08/2011 06:45:03 AM 810 Views
Thank you! Sareitha Sedai - 04/08/2011 01:32:31 PM 735 Views
I am haiku-less, but I wish you Happy Birthday anyway Elaine - 05/08/2011 02:24:25 PM 735 Views
You're so fabulous you don't need a haiku. Sareitha Sedai - 08/08/2011 01:53:08 PM 704 Views
Very belated HB ironclad - 08/08/2011 01:01:54 PM 733 Views
Well, yes. Sareitha Sedai - 08/08/2011 01:53:34 PM 723 Views
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