Yes, it's that day of the year again when we all take a moment and remember how glad we are to know Tigr. And if, like me, that doesn't take you a full moment...well, you can use the rest of the time to meditate quietly on other important things. Like mentally composing your grocery list or something.

To celebrate this special day, I thought it would be fun to play a little game I like to call, "How well do YOU know Tigr?" All you have to do is choose the best answer to each of these questions. Ready? Good.

1. How old is Tigr today?

d) 64

2. Tigr worked his way through college selling what?

c) girl scout cookies

3. Also in college, Tigr owned a snake. (I mean an actual snake, not one of the trouser variety.) (Well, presumably he had one of those too, but I prefer not to think about that.) (Also, with the latter sort, I'm pretty sure the ownership went in the opposite direction.) What was the name of the literal snake?

a) Lucy

b) Doris

c) Beatrice

d) Wayne

4. You wouldn't know it from his piss-poor showing lately, but back in the wotmania day, Tigr developed quite a well-deserved reputation for threadjacking. Who was his favorite threadjacking partner?

5. There is NO question 5.

Well there you have it, friends. The limit of my creativity and/or how hard I'm willing to work on this birthday post. In any case, let's all wish Tigr a great day. Happy Birthday, my friend