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I had to search to find the full text of the entry, which is fantastic. Tom Send a noteboard - 16/09/2011 09:31:11 PM
Dr Conan T. Barbarian, B.A.(Cimmeria) Ph.D. (UCD). F.T.C.D.


Long Room Hub Associate Professor in Hyborian Studies and Tyrant Slaying.

Dr Conan T. Barbarian was ripped from his mother's womb on the corpse-strewn battlefields of his war-torn homeland, Cimmeria, and has been preparing for academic life ever since. A firm believer in the dictum that "that which does not kill us makes us stronger," he took time out to avenge the death of his parents following a sojourn pursuing his strong interest in Post-Colonial theory at the Sorbonne. In between, he spent several years tethered to the fearsome "Wheel of Pain", time which he now feels helped provide him with the mental discipline and sado-masochistic proclivities necessary to sucessfully tackle contemporary critical theory. He completed his PhD, entitled "To Hear The Lamentation of Their Women: Constructions of Masculinity in Contemporary Zamoran Literature" at UCD and was appointed to the School of English in 2006, after sucessfully decapitating his predecessor during a bloody battle which will long be remembered in legend and song. In 2011/12, he will be teaching on the following courses: "The Relevance of Crom in the Modern World", "Theories of Literature", "Vengeance for Beginners", "Deciphering the Riddle of Steel" and "D.H. Lawrence". He strongly objects to the terms of the Croke Park agreement and the current trend for remaking 1980s films that he believes were perfectly good enough in the first place.

He is happy to hear from potential research students with an interest of any of these topics, but applicants should note that anyone found guilty of academic misconduct or weakness in the face of the enemy will be crucified as an example to the others.

Email: conanb@tcd.ie
Political correctness is the pettiest form of casuistry.

ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius

Ummaka qinnassa nīk!

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No place at Trinity College Dublin for Doctor Conan T Barbarian. - 16/09/2011 09:09:59 PM 250 Views
I had to search to find the full text of the entry, which is fantastic. - 16/09/2011 09:31:11 PM 188 Views
That's just plain great, is what that is. *NM* - 16/09/2011 09:39:00 PM 63 Views
Anyone care to shed any light on the D.H. Lawrence reference? - 16/09/2011 09:40:04 PM 145 Views
I assumed it was to give it a semblance of normality. - 16/09/2011 10:21:19 PM 149 Views
Awesome. *NM* - 16/09/2011 10:26:34 PM 61 Views
That is wonderful. - 16/09/2011 10:56:21 PM 192 Views
LOL *NM* - 17/09/2011 11:44:52 AM 58 Views
Ha! Nice. *NM* - 18/09/2011 01:46:39 AM 50 Views

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