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Was there ever any doubt? If you ignore the affair of the Ukrainian poledancer and the goat, that is Druid Send a noteboard - 04/10/2011 05:23:37 AM


1. Alcohol. Tried and tested relief, if short-term, expensive and prone to leaving an after-taste worse than the original shock.



I've been too long out of the loop in such things, and it would now appear that one Cascade Pale Ale is all it takes to guarantee to have a Wong in a wight state whereby said Wong needs to pay off the blackmailers.

Expensive can o' beer, that.



Can? Holy Mother of Eddie Maguire, my girl, don't you see what following Collingwood has done to your sensibilities?



2. Burning all your Collingwood mementoes followed by hopping on a tram to Kardinia Park stadium to replenish said mementoes with those of a team more likely to win at the moment. Short-term relief followed by angst at size of credit card bill and loss of lifetime's footy collection.



Let's pretend you didn't write that one, hmm?

*left eye twitches*



I may be been overenthusiastic there. What about Port Adelaide then?



3. Switch to Rugby League. Somewhat heretical. Will lead to excommunication by family and friends, which will save heaps on the cost of presents at Christmastime.



I fear that any attempts to leave the cult- I mean, to switch codes, may result in my person being found deceased in a muddy Paddock, all orifices bleeding black and white feathers.



So your Magpie Connection is genetic, then?



4. Pour oneself a glass of whatever does one good, or, whatever is at hand. Sit down on comfy chair. Relax. Let your mind roam free until it rests upon the delightful vista of the AFL draft. The rules which ensure that them as come last will yea verily come first real soon now. Consider fate of evil team that had the temerity to overcome your valiant lads. Ignore fact that team coming second gets bugger-all draft picks of merit.



I've avoided understanding the draft processes for years now, I figure it's best for my aging, flailing intelligence to continue to remain in blissful ignorance.

No, really. I insist.



As I understand it the whole system is designed to discriminate against any club that has black and white in its colours.



5. Stand for Board of Directors of your favourite football club. Use all your wiles and skills to get elected, backed up by threats to reconfigure heavy traffic routes to pass opponents front doors. Enjoy the fruits of your labours and demand better looking players and tighter shorts. Dismiss coaches at your whim. Take the long view of on-field success whilst dallying with the latest crop of draftees.



I feel this idea is your best. Being situated in my current office I have unparalleled access to all sorts of interesting infrastructure, both existing and planned.

And as a lady who appreciates a fine bicep I feel my current appetites well satiated by the standard uniform, however the current trend for tops that are as tight as a nun's are a step in the right direction that should be more fully explored. By me. As a director with a real hands-on style of administration.



Just remember that Footy players bruise easily, please. And...don't be greedy, only take what you can use. Recycle your empties.



6. Move to Scotland. No coverage, no news, no pain. Just a lingering memory of yesteryear.



But aren't there like, Scottish persons there?

No AFL? Ever?

*ponders*

Ever ever?

...

The mind boggles at such a notion... Life without the joys of being a two-eyed Magpies supporter? But...

*ponders*



There are Scots in Scotland and I admit they are a flaw in my argument. However, they are a small price to pay for having the crushing weight of dashed footy success expectations lifted from your soul.

After a thorough review, I feel your best option is Option 5. above. I look forward to reading of your prowess in New Idea :|
*MySmiley* Druid *MySmiley*



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The Peoples Front For Nebhead Appreciation

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They were Druid - 26/09/2011 12:47:51 AM 1657 Views
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For a quiet corner to quietly mourn the Grand Final loss.... Two Wongs - 02/10/2011 10:05:08 PM 2035 Views
Come, come my girl, chin up! Druid - 04/10/2011 04:11:57 AM 2018 Views
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Was there ever any doubt? If you ignore the affair of the Ukrainian poledancer and the goat, that is Druid - 04/10/2011 05:23:37 AM 1760 Views
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Habit. *NM* Kronin al'Sulc - 04/10/2011 06:42:21 AM 1141 Views
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We didn't forget..... Druid - 20/10/2011 03:34:47 AM 2211 Views
That's alright then. *NM* jh - 20/10/2011 05:03:35 PM 1122 Views
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Ah. Sareitha Sedai - 20/10/2011 08:53:57 PM 2030 Views
Who's replying? *NM* TaskmasterJack - 20/10/2011 09:39:55 PM 1003 Views
Right. *NM* Sareitha Sedai - 21/10/2011 12:41:36 AM 1102 Views
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Heresy! Druid - 24/10/2011 01:00:50 AM 2254 Views
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One Jäghurt, coming up. *NM* jh - 31/10/2011 09:20:57 PM 1061 Views
Bloody Melbourne Cup has shut everything else down for the day! Two Wongs - 01/11/2011 01:40:04 AM 2175 Views
So your horse did not quite make it? Druid - 03/11/2011 02:14:01 AM 1920 Views
The fascinators infesting this city meant I couldn't get to a tote on time... Two Wongs - 03/11/2011 09:35:09 AM 1961 Views
They have fascinators in Hawthorn? Druid - 07/11/2011 12:35:22 AM 2050 Views
Kew, dahling. Two Wongs - 08/11/2011 09:27:21 AM 1908 Views
Big Booty Bitches. *NM* Dan - 03/11/2011 09:13:35 PM 1107 Views
I feel obliged to suggest... Isaac - 07/11/2011 04:29:28 AM 2039 Views
So, your reason is that you need to lecture people? nossy - 07/11/2011 02:11:11 PM 1959 Views
Did you object to any of the suggestions? Isaac - 07/11/2011 03:28:07 PM 2009 Views
Yes, most. nossy - 07/11/2011 03:42:12 PM 1924 Views
On what grounds? Isaac - 07/11/2011 04:41:31 PM 1866 Views
Re: On what grounds? nossy - 08/11/2011 12:51:27 AM 2174 Views
I don't think we're getting anywhere Isaac - 08/11/2011 02:10:30 AM 2292 Views
We have the term "Joeling"? Two Wongs - 08/11/2011 09:33:43 AM 2246 Views
More of a joke but yes Isaac - 08/11/2011 10:22:59 AM 1961 Views
Hi *NM* Two Wongs - 08/11/2011 09:26:12 AM 1123 Views
What this post is all about Druid - 13/11/2011 10:33:36 PM 2099 Views
Thank you Isaac - 13/11/2011 10:43:54 PM 1822 Views
*is damn sexy* *NM* TaskmasterJack - 14/11/2011 02:29:09 AM 1046 Views
Did I write TMJ? My mistake, I meant MGB. Sorry *NM* Druid - 14/11/2011 02:52:56 AM 1112 Views
I have my reasons *acts all coy* *NM* snoopcester - 10/11/2011 04:41:52 PM 1146 Views
Yes we know. jh - 10/11/2011 05:05:53 PM 2015 Views
snoopcester - 10/11/2011 05:11:35 PM 1994 Views
Now... that is an insult. jh - 10/11/2011 08:21:49 PM 1911 Views
That was the aim snoopcester - 10/11/2011 10:12:24 PM 2183 Views
They are obvious to all and sundry Druid - 10/11/2011 10:00:41 PM 2030 Views
I'm clearly transparent snoopcester - 10/11/2011 10:13:36 PM 2186 Views
Your transparency is one of your finest attributes Druid - 10/11/2011 10:28:35 PM 2078 Views
Or, in danger. *NM* nossy - 10/11/2011 11:16:59 PM 1179 Views
Having taken expert advice snoopcester - 10/11/2011 11:31:41 PM 2032 Views
I saw. However, there is another way..... Druid - 11/11/2011 01:20:08 AM 2034 Views
Your great age is only matched by your great wisdom. snoopcester - 14/11/2011 10:00:50 AM 2107 Views
Careful now. You wouldn't want me to suddenly remember stories Jen has not heard? Druid - 16/11/2011 12:30:14 AM 2094 Views
Because I had nothing else to do at a hostel in Lisbon Maciek - 15/11/2011 11:49:55 PM 2330 Views
Nothing to do? In Lisbon? Druid - 16/11/2011 12:28:06 AM 1919 Views
Re: Nothing to do? In Lisbon? Maciek - 25/12/2011 07:07:55 PM 2112 Views
To mark the changing of the seasons.. Kel - 22/11/2011 01:26:16 AM 2303 Views
So true. Summer is almost here Druid - 22/11/2011 01:42:29 AM 2106 Views
To read and find out about politics in the US, apparently *NM* Two Wongs - 30/01/2012 12:38:38 AM 1149 Views
You have come to the right place! *NM* TaskmasterJack - 30/01/2012 01:47:32 AM 1025 Views
How do I get to the left place? *NM* Two Wongs - 03/02/2012 01:24:54 AM 1126 Views
To see what is happening Druid - 29/08/2012 02:46:57 PM 1794 Views
Your dogs appear to have stopped running. Stephen - 29/08/2012 04:16:45 PM 1945 Views
Wow. 3 years. How quickly did that go?! *NM* Rebekah - 29/08/2012 05:12:51 PM 990 Views
Scary shite *NM* ironclad - 31/08/2012 10:53:17 AM 1036 Views
I miss you guys. nossy - 09/09/2012 03:22:32 PM 1761 Views
Me too. Stephen - 09/09/2012 05:39:43 PM 1915 Views
Yup. nossy - 10/09/2012 02:29:44 AM 1927 Views
Blame football Druid - 10/09/2012 01:11:32 AM 1848 Views
I usually do, for some reason or other. nossy - 10/09/2012 02:45:44 AM 1944 Views
That is terrible Druid - 10/09/2012 03:05:28 AM 1866 Views
No, no, it's really fine... jh - 18/09/2012 07:03:27 AM 1793 Views
Thank you for you perspective! *NM* kHz1000 - 15/09/2012 11:13:03 AM 1071 Views
It's cheaper than meth! *NM* Stephen - 17/09/2012 03:04:07 PM 1041 Views
Because reasons! *NM* Two Wongs - 05/01/2013 01:50:40 PM 1075 Views
Reasons are good. *NM* patternweaver - 09/01/2013 08:16:35 PM 1104 Views
Taste like chicken. *NM* jh - 10/01/2013 05:50:02 PM 1083 Views
With a hint of paprika *NM* Two Wongs - 13/06/2013 12:20:02 PM 1291 Views
I can't find the exit *NM* ßelals Girl - 14/06/2013 07:18:14 PM 1033 Views
Welcome to the Hotel RAFO Druid - 17/06/2013 12:37:05 AM 1809 Views
Well... apparently to say farewell Maciek - 03/09/2016 08:06:56 PM 1231 Views
Heh. I had forgotten this thread. jh - 13/09/2016 08:40:03 PM 1451 Views
Seems like I do it for nostalgia before THE END™ snoopster - 17/02/2017 02:00:05 PM 1358 Views
Nostalgia indeed Druid - 19/02/2017 08:57:44 PM 1483 Views
seems the site has a reprieve for at least another year snoopcester - 20/02/2017 07:46:06 PM 1297 Views
To toast the host with the most. *NM* Stephen - 23/02/2017 06:04:06 PM 850 Views
Because it is still here. *NM* jh - 19/03/2017 02:51:43 PM 718 Views
Amen! Pre-social media message boards are the place to be. *NM* Anonymous2000 - 19/03/2017 08:15:32 PM 726 Views
There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. *NM* kazetaran - 19/03/2017 09:13:40 PM 835 Views
But the variety of near perfect ones is stunning *NM* Michael - 04/03/2022 05:48:17 PM 418 Views
Definitely the terrapins *NM* majander - 04/03/2022 05:46:25 PM 491 Views
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