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I knew your head would start spinning soon, sure to be followed by foaming at the mouth. Armand Hammer Send a noteboard - 04/10/2011 09:01:47 PM
You have lost The Way, Solider of Soda. Do you not remember the teachings of mercy, of compassion? Of the bubbly joy from our Great Fizzinator?

The Wretched Acidifer has clouded your mind from our path, brother. Come, share in this delicious and healthful fizzy juice with me, and remember. Let not the acidity of our enemy cloud your thought, and remember the sweet sensation of our Lord's Love.

My way is as pure and bright as a filament in an argon suspension, and my wrath as hot. Your fizz is the foulness of phosporic acid, your sweetness the insidious citric subversion of clean and righteous bicarbonate. I am not deceived by you or it. Begone, temptress, and trouble my brethren and me no more, lest we unleash the utmost onslaught of rarist earth, yea, even unto France. Because nothing says, "victory" like "France." :|
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Baking Soda Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 05:21:00 PM 989 Views
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Deus vult...? Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 05:44:46 PM 701 Views
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Fantastic question. *NM* Tom - 05/10/2011 12:54:12 AM 326 Views
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That's easy... Jacob - 04/10/2011 05:32:50 PM 741 Views
I always thought ... Nate - 04/10/2011 05:36:19 PM 603 Views
*groan* Jacob - 04/10/2011 05:40:05 PM 739 Views
I think you're right. Nate - 04/10/2011 05:50:49 PM 764 Views
*slap* LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 05:40:16 PM 666 Views
Pfft. That was a comedic pot of gold. Nate - 04/10/2011 05:49:52 PM 771 Views
-___- LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 06:19:38 PM 656 Views
Baking Soda is the dandruff of the Mighty Soda God LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 05:43:46 PM 781 Views
Again, Deus vult; 'tis the nature of religion to produce the miraculous. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 05:45:50 PM 648 Views
HERETIC! ACIDIFIST!!! LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 06:13:11 PM 600 Views
Much like a pre-ordered copy of Knife of Dreams, you would make fantastic kindling. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 07:04:42 PM 711 Views
*sad head shake* LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 08:11:41 PM 684 Views
I knew your head would start spinning soon, sure to be followed by foaming at the mouth. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 09:01:47 PM 732 Views
I weep for your loss, brother LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 10:15:46 PM 694 Views
Me peace is complete; my stomach, settled. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 10:24:29 PM 558 Views
hey it causes anti-acid trips, im not going near it *NM* Yunalesca - 04/10/2011 05:34:12 PM 385 Views
Free your mind from the shackles of reactionary dogma. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 05:47:46 PM 713 Views
ever been on an anti-acid trip? Yunalesca - 04/10/2011 11:33:06 PM 716 Views
I have been on every trip, some of them more than once. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 12:50:09 AM 739 Views
why does my doctor tell me not take baking soda for indigestion? *NM* random thoughts - 04/10/2011 05:41:04 PM 345 Views
sodium. LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 05:44:51 PM 701 Views
Yeah, what she said. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 05:51:58 PM 877 Views
who the hell is "Cecil"? LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 06:10:05 PM 676 Views
Cecil Adams? You are unfamiliar with The Straight Dope? Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 06:55:07 PM 758 Views
I still don't see a single qualification. LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 08:18:40 PM 723 Views
I have no idea what his qualifications, if any, are. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 09:01:51 PM 691 Views
like I said, it's not necessarily personal against HIM LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 10:18:25 PM 643 Views
Cecil has been known to cite. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 10:47:00 PM 748 Views
Two Wongs - 04/10/2011 09:46:59 PM 713 Views
I choose to take that as a compliment. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 10:25:14 PM 709 Views
I LOVE Baking Soda Danu - 04/10/2011 11:17:38 PM 665 Views
Preach it sister! *NM* Avendesora - 04/10/2011 11:47:30 PM 373 Views
Peace be with you. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 12:50:30 AM 651 Views
"Holy trinity of medicine"?! *NM* Avendesora - 05/10/2011 12:57:38 AM 435 Views
Tasty, too. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 01:09:57 AM 680 Views
not fishermans friend?! Blasphemer! *slams door on the way out* *NM* Avendesora - 05/10/2011 02:36:22 AM 430 Views
That is also acceptable, Bob's your uncle, as the saying goes. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 03:06:10 AM 645 Views
Down with baking soda! Long live baking powder! *NM* everynametaken - 05/10/2011 05:18:42 AM 608 Views
Baking powder IS baking soda. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 06:16:29 AM 679 Views
Oh my god no it isn't STOP SPREADING YOUR LIES. Ghavrel - 05/10/2011 09:51:21 PM 679 Views
Yes, it is, but it is not ONLY baking soda. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 10:26:52 PM 825 Views
Nomoreso than steel is iron. Ghavrel - 06/10/2011 08:57:59 AM 703 Views
Noranylesso. Armand Hammer - 06/10/2011 11:45:05 AM 704 Views
Fungible??? Damn, you went hardcore vocab there! *NM* everynametaken - 06/10/2011 05:10:28 AM 328 Views
I've been reading The Ascent of Money. *NM* Ghavrel - 06/10/2011 08:58:41 AM 321 Views
So does it remove enamel from teeth or strengthen it? *NM* Aeryn - 05/10/2011 01:34:03 PM 339 Views
Yes. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 03:24:19 PM 650 Views
Can it be used to wash clothing? *NM* Aeryn - 05/10/2011 01:34:26 PM 334 Views
Sure. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 03:25:56 PM 629 Views
Why do we need a *brand* baking soda? How have you managed to entirely corner the market? Aeryn - 05/10/2011 01:35:54 PM 644 Views
It is the people's baking soda, comrade, and the people are the market. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 03:28:27 PM 674 Views
What are some useful applications of baking soda of which people may be unaware? *NM* Aeryn - 05/10/2011 01:36:26 PM 333 Views
It can be mixed with vinegar to produce a CO2 rich environment so your weed grows up to 5X faster Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 03:39:09 PM 733 Views
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