That ^ may be improper English if so correct me.
I'm also a Marine so I know how to do it.
I would have to go borrow a gun but I live in Texas so that shouldn't be hard. I hear Perry has a pistol with laser sites I could borrow his.
Funny but unrealistic. Joel holding himself to that many one sentence replies defies all known laws of physics nature and the greater common of of Massachusetts. Somewhere along the way he would have started talking 1960 politics and the Southern Strategy and the Pentagon Papers and the Easter Bunny. I don't actually watch Fox News or hate illegal immigrants but hey what is comedy without stereo types.
Also when I get my time machine working I can promise you have better plans that tattoos on Joel's ass.
I would have to go borrow a gun but I live in Texas so that shouldn't be hard. I hear Perry has a pistol with laser sites I could borrow his. Funny but unrealistic. Joel holding himself to that many one sentence replies defies all known laws of physics nature and the greater common of of Massachusetts. Somewhere along the way he would have started talking 1960 politics and the Southern Strategy and the Pentagon Papers and the Easter Bunny. I don't actually watch Fox News or hate illegal immigrants but hey what is comedy without stereo types.
Also when I get my time machine working I can promise you have better plans that tattoos on Joel's ass.
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Joel and Random Thoughts' Apartment
- 20/10/2011 04:20:57 PM
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You can stay at my place, Random.
- 20/10/2011 04:30:35 PM
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well since I got married in December
- 20/10/2011 05:53:54 PM
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Also both of them are from Texas
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- 20/10/2011 04:34:49 PM
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- 20/10/2011 04:34:49 PM
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I do know that, but the joke demanded I conveniently ignore it. :p *NM*
- 20/10/2011 04:39:53 PM
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You will be hearing from my attorneys.
- 20/10/2011 04:54:32 PM
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- 20/10/2011 04:54:32 PM
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It'll be worth it, because ...
- 20/10/2011 05:02:17 PM
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Try the link.
- 20/10/2011 05:04:23 PM
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Well. That was a long and uncomfortable read.
- 22/10/2011 02:49:26 AM
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Well, take it in the spirit of your response to Nate, nonetheless.
- 22/10/2011 04:14:21 AM
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- 22/10/2011 04:14:21 AM
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you know I'm from Texas and I can shoot people who offend me
- 20/10/2011 05:42:10 PM
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- 20/10/2011 05:42:10 PM
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Also, Joel is from Texas too.
- 21/10/2011 02:50:36 AM
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"Also, too" IS a bit redundant.
- 21/10/2011 03:22:27 PM
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Not at all.
- 21/10/2011 03:29:13 PM
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Right, but I needed something to correct and saw no other plausible choice. *MN*
- 21/10/2011 03:46:26 PM
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RT didn't say enough misspelled words, and joel didn't ramble on quite enough
- 21/10/2011 05:01:22 AM
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Really? Past housemates have alleged I argue with the TV more than with them....
- 21/10/2011 03:19:13 PM
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- 21/10/2011 03:19:13 PM
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