I read that somewhere looking for solutions. Apparently some guy who did almost the same thing had the same problem. He, on the other hand, was able to just pour a glass and drop it in it. *grumble* But yeah, the article mentioned that whole milk is best, and skim milk is useless.

By that logic, I guess heavy whipping cream would be even better still. I can now say that I have a perfectly good medical reason for what I'm doing with the whipped cream. >.>