That is what Shakespeare did, after all. That must be the best way. And dactyls are scarier than iambs.
But I did warn you.
And I did try.

“You’ve a wishbone there,
where your backbone ought to be,
And you live your life bound up in fear,
But hearken child of Eve to me!
If you wish to be thought fair,
Shadow will hang over thee,
Keep your courage tucked up near
And soon disaster you will see.
Of stinging tentacles beware,
Or I shall bring you such glee,
Perhaps you'd like skin so clear,
And a life under the sea,
If you can within one year,
Show that you’ll no bend your knee,
Then beauty you shall ever have,
And peace, and love, my dear sweet pea. ”
In my defense, it is a YA novel so... you know...

~g~
*MySmiley*
CrazedWeasel
"Do not waste time bothering whether you "love" your neighbor; act as if you did...When you are behaving as if you loved someone you will presently come to love him."-- C. S. Lewis
*MySmiley*
CrazedWeasel
"Do not waste time bothering whether you "love" your neighbor; act as if you did...When you are behaving as if you loved someone you will presently come to love him."-- C. S. Lewis
Oh, Hello there! You guys like to read, right? Well, I need your help! ^_^ [UPDATED]
29/11/2011 07:31:51 PM
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*muse* I'm thinking about the character from V for Vendetta
29/11/2011 08:32:34 PM
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"Listen to me very carfully you large oafish fool. You will do just as I instruct or....
29/11/2011 08:42:42 PM
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Try weaving the rhymes
29/11/2011 09:01:39 PM
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Weaving the rhymes?
29/11/2011 10:14:55 PM
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ABABAB, presumably. *NM*
29/11/2011 10:16:14 PM
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Blergh. It still sounds crap!
29/11/2011 10:36:10 PM
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I am equal parts embarrassed by and proud/jealous of you; congrats.
30/11/2011 03:03:20 PM
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hahahahaha i was so confused there for a second
30/11/2011 03:17:09 PM
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Well, I had a few RL friends who all joined in...
02/12/2011 03:08:49 AM
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