Get three or four of your friends to shrink themselves to microscopic size. Then have them drive and equally tiny battleship through your body and kill all the bacteria causing your illness.
Its a little expensive, but it'll be worth it.
Its a little expensive, but it'll be worth it.
The God King
mourns...

feels like home..
30/08/2009 03:50:14 PM
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look good everybody?
18/09/2009 02:48:47 AM
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Let's do it *NM*
18/09/2009 02:50:27 AM
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aight lets get this mother fucking party started! *NM*
18/09/2009 02:52:34 AM
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*cranks up the tunes, grabs a beer, and proceeds to snort coke off a hooker's ass*
18/09/2009 02:55:04 AM
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you sir,
18/09/2009 02:55:49 AM
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You know better than to ask
18/09/2009 03:00:38 AM
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yaya i new that was comin
18/09/2009 03:12:05 AM
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When is homecoming?
18/09/2009 03:13:50 AM
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Re: When is homecoming?
18/09/2009 03:16:30 AM
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Goddamn sissy
18/09/2009 03:17:43 AM
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Re: Goddamn sissy
18/09/2009 03:19:20 AM
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That blows
18/09/2009 03:21:30 AM
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Re: That blows
18/09/2009 03:22:53 AM
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Ya, that he does
18/09/2009 03:24:12 AM
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Re: Ya, that he does
18/09/2009 03:26:34 AM
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So. WTF is up? *NM*
18/09/2009 03:11:27 AM
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Oh fuck.
18/09/2009 03:12:48 AM
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its monroe man *NM*
18/09/2009 03:14:55 AM
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OK LETS GET EVERYTHING WE WANT TO SAY UNDER THIS THREAD FOR A BIT
18/09/2009 03:16:00 AM
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Cool. Whats up?
18/09/2009 03:16:59 AM
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not too much. kinda nice to have the old setting back aint it? *NM*
18/09/2009 03:17:51 AM
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Yeah. We will have to fill it up with surveys and community stories.
*NM*
18/09/2009 03:25:20 AM
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By the way
18/09/2009 03:29:10 AM
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oh shit. i totally dropped the ball on that one. sorry. maybe someone else did. *NM*
18/09/2009 03:31:14 AM
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Dude, the scroll takes up what? the screen?
18/09/2009 03:18:36 AM
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why the hell did you change your name roe
18/09/2009 03:13:35 AM
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Someone should have told me that before I flipped a tit on my tag team partner
18/09/2009 03:14:46 AM
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Oh and yeah......we need a way to convert the time on the page and message boards to AMERICAN *NM*
18/09/2009 03:12:44 AM
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yeah and none of these fake ass time zones either...the real east coast one! *NM*
18/09/2009 08:31:38 PM
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This is the thread you want all the previous TEVT posters to put their 2 cents in..right? *NM*
18/09/2009 03:13:28 AM
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wonder when everyone will start arriving............................
18/09/2009 03:25:34 AM
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Yeah. I am tired of writing this gosh danged mini report for my history class. party on! *NM*
18/09/2009 03:27:40 AM
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You're in college? *NM*
18/09/2009 03:34:20 AM
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Yeah. Going back
18/09/2009 03:40:06 AM
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did you send invites to all the old gang? *NM*
18/09/2009 03:28:29 AM
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I have a question
18/09/2009 04:04:44 AM
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Sup yall!
18/09/2009 06:00:57 AM
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Hey Kait. Good to see you again
18/09/2009 03:16:30 PM
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Ah, the Southern accent rides again *NM*
18/09/2009 09:46:28 PM
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Hey everyone
18/09/2009 03:11:52 PM
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I wish we could say the same
*NM*
18/09/2009 09:43:57 PM
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Maybe if you went to school more, you'd have a larger vocabulary
*NM*
19/09/2009 02:30:54 AM
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I'm here.
18/09/2009 11:01:56 PM
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I'm going to try and put this as delicately as possible, because i don't want to hurt your feelings.
18/09/2009 11:23:37 PM
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Role call
19/09/2009 04:48:48 AM
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Here Sergent!
19/09/2009 04:50:54 AM
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Re: Here Sergent!
19/09/2009 04:52:11 AM
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I don't want to rain on your parade, er, military coup..
19/09/2009 04:53:35 AM
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I am most definitely not here.
20/09/2009 06:33:44 PM
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The rules of TEVT
20/09/2009 03:53:25 AM
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So are we Project TEVT now? *NM*
20/09/2009 06:44:00 PM
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We?
21/09/2009 03:07:35 AM
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Fucking weed
20/09/2009 06:46:47 PM
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Its a beautiful smell, eh? *NM*
20/09/2009 06:55:54 PM
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here's where everyone sits around here..
21/09/2009 03:00:42 AM
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I'm not cool?
21/09/2009 03:45:49 AM
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All I saw were the words "Sheona" and "best" in the same sentence...so YAY THANKS TAYLOR!! *NM*
22/09/2009 03:49:53 AM
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Taylor is married?
21/09/2009 06:41:12 AM
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Taylor changed his fb status to "married"
21/09/2009 11:28:32 PM
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Since its the 21st of the month
21/09/2009 07:59:06 PM
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Re: Since its the 21st of the month
21/09/2009 10:08:26 PM
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Re: Since its the 21st of the month
21/09/2009 10:19:17 PM
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If we continue the Monty and Mel days
21/09/2009 11:02:40 PM
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Good plan. Make all the other Days 2 each? *NM*
21/09/2009 11:42:24 PM
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Sure, except for the Horror day
21/09/2009 11:45:56 PM
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I was going to do Video Tuesday no matter what
21/09/2009 11:01:07 PM
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Re: I was going to do Video Tuesday no matter what
21/09/2009 11:46:38 PM
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I don't know
22/09/2009 12:09:37 AM
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I don't know if you heard 'em Vince........
22/09/2009 05:57:14 AM
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get the fuck out of tevt
22/09/2009 06:56:39 PM
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Its Tuesday, People!!!!
22/09/2009 05:27:23 PM
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Hardy Bucks
22/09/2009 10:48:52 PM
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Damn it Steve!
22/09/2009 11:27:31 PM
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Alright
24/09/2009 09:37:08 PM
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Hmm, more views than replies...
25/09/2009 01:49:16 AM
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Is there any topic in particular you want to talk about?
25/09/2009 02:02:26 AM
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Not really,
25/09/2009 02:06:26 AM
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Not much really
25/09/2009 02:08:17 AM
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Pfft, we don't even have that
25/09/2009 03:40:28 AM
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Re: Pfft, we don't even have that
25/09/2009 03:47:35 AM
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Re: Pfft, we don't even have that
25/09/2009 04:17:25 AM
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Re: Pfft, we don't even have that
25/09/2009 04:24:01 AM
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I did not know that
25/09/2009 04:32:10 AM
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What's all this about then? *NM*
25/09/2009 02:29:11 AM
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I don't think I should be part of the welcoming commitee
25/09/2009 03:29:47 AM
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Don't listen to Connor
25/09/2009 06:22:27 PM
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Crazy like a sizzling slice of bacon! *NM*
25/09/2009 10:04:39 PM
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Good for you, connor!
25/09/2009 02:45:47 AM
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I just have to say
26/09/2009 06:38:07 AM
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Ok here's what you do
26/09/2009 06:36:11 PM
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Well due to lack of activity here, I'm just gonna talk about my life
28/09/2009 03:34:06 PM
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See, that's just weird
29/09/2009 01:40:38 AM
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Its not the same
29/09/2009 02:47:26 AM
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fuck man my parents won't let me go down for your birthday
02/10/2009 01:55:07 AM
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Im thinking about trying to come up for it
02/10/2009 02:00:14 AM
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Video Tuesday
29/09/2009 10:27:11 PM
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So what the fizzuck bees up wit all muh homiiieees?
06/10/2009 02:41:43 PM
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I think Monroe has been hitting the crack pipe again
06/10/2009 07:38:19 PM
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I'll mail a batch of cookies to whomever guesses what day it is first. *NM*
09/10/2009 02:01:21 AM
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Re: I'll mail a batch of cookies to whomever guesses what day it is first.
09/10/2009 02:27:36 AM
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Think one day earlier
09/10/2009 03:11:40 AM
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Nope
09/10/2009 05:23:15 AM
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Close,
09/10/2009 02:30:22 PM
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NOW! *NM*
16/10/2009 12:27:44 AM
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Okay.
16/10/2009 12:35:40 AM
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Way to aim high, bro
16/10/2009 02:11:01 AM
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Now, now
16/10/2009 02:58:51 AM
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Jesus, its the weekend
18/10/2009 04:50:48 AM
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Well, I've been busy
18/10/2009 04:58:10 AM
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Whats a 21sts?
18/10/2009 05:02:39 PM
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Shorthand for 21st birthday party
19/10/2009 01:26:47 AM
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Well thats cool
19/10/2009 09:32:50 PM
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So, what rugby do you like?
19/10/2009 10:43:10 PM
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My week
23/10/2009 05:02:27 PM
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What is this here?? *NM*
27/10/2009 11:01:41 PM
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Threats and Mooses
28/10/2009 04:50:46 PM
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Oh, and the plural of moose is moose. One moose, two moose. *NM*
28/10/2009 10:05:37 PM
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Yeah but "death threats and mooses" sounds better than "death threats and moose" *NM*
31/10/2009 04:42:11 PM
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Certainly not anything as fun as death threats
29/10/2009 02:31:23 AM
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SHEONA!!!
03/11/2009 09:13:15 PM
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So...
08/11/2009 02:02:19 AM
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Get together? *NM*
08/11/2009 04:34:07 PM
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Funny, I was informed you know about it...
08/11/2009 11:15:08 PM
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Oh yes, well I will be going to that
10/11/2009 12:14:09 AM
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Yo, has anyone seen anything of Taylor?
08/11/2009 04:35:23 PM
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View 1000
27/11/2009 06:22:27 AM
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Reply 419
27/11/2009 07:36:46 AM
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Actually, 419 is Police Code for dead human body
27/11/2009 07:39:26 AM
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I hope you all have a merry christmas
09/12/2009 06:26:18 PM
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I little premature don't you think? *NM*
10/12/2009 12:01:03 AM
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I've never been this happy in the entirety of my 18 years of existance
24/01/2010 04:55:45 AM
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If nobody has any real objections
25/01/2010 08:57:18 PM
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