The proper kind, at least, I neither know nor want to know what perversions they make of it over there... 
Other than that, good point.

Other than that, good point.

What's sold under that name in North America is revolting. All the main brands are, just a few more recent (and expensive) gourmet brands are OK, but they're not worth it at the price, not when it's so easy to make at home.
We also have "low fat" mayonnaise, that without tons of additives wouldn't even hold together and that surpasses in vileness the normal kind.
The real thing is awesome, but a great deal of people who've known only the commercial stuff hate mayo passionately (and for good reasons).
It's much the same with "american" mustard that hardly includes any mustard, and ketchup like Heinz's. Vile, vile stuff.
Mayonnaise is only remotely more revolting (unless you include mayo-style sauces like Miracle Whip for which its makers would deserve to be accused of culinary terrorism if there was any justice in this world).
It's hard to believe anyone could have improved on the horror of British condiments, but North America did it, and transformed French classics like béchamel or mayonnaise the same way.
This message last edited by DomA on 23/03/2012 at 09:45:52 PM
How do people not like rye bread?
- 21/03/2012 03:50:15 AM
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I know!
- 21/03/2012 03:53:19 AM
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Exactly!
- 21/03/2012 03:56:34 AM
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If you eat tuna salad, you have lost any credibility to comment tastefully on culinary matters. *NM*
- 21/03/2012 05:00:29 AM
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Don't be silly. *NM*
- 22/03/2012 05:04:45 PM
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I don't always like it because it can be dry and I hate dry food
- 21/03/2012 02:47:35 PM
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I think you've had bad rye bread.
- 22/03/2012 09:54:22 PM
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- 22/03/2012 09:54:22 PM
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Because it tastes revoltingly?
- 21/03/2012 07:32:55 PM
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Did you have it there?
- 22/03/2012 09:56:32 PM
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See below - if it's not the really dense type, I'm not sure what the controversy is.
- 22/03/2012 10:29:05 PM
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- 22/03/2012 10:29:05 PM
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So, are you saying you might like rye if you don't think about the one you hate?
- 23/03/2012 12:35:20 PM
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I'm saying the kind of rye bread that "people" don't like is the black one, in my experience.
- 23/03/2012 07:28:31 PM
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- 23/03/2012 07:28:31 PM
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Huh. Looks like there are actually lots of types of rye bread.
- 21/03/2012 08:01:11 PM
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that's very different from what I think of. What I think of is pretty much pumpernickel. *NM*
- 21/03/2012 08:44:36 PM
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That just looks like very ordinary bread...
- 21/03/2012 09:35:20 PM
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It has a lot more taste than white bread, at least.
- 21/03/2012 09:46:53 PM
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It's probably easier for you to try and get hold of some pumpernickel.
- 21/03/2012 10:22:34 PM
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- 21/03/2012 10:22:34 PM
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Yup. I think I probably like all of them.
- 22/03/2012 09:58:11 PM
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OH I know what you're talking about there. I love that stuff. the seeds make it especially awesome! *NM*
- 23/03/2012 12:59:15 AM
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Because they don't pair it with the proper flavors. It needs to go with something that has a kick.
- 22/03/2012 12:03:40 AM
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Put a burger and some cheese on it with fried onions and its good
- 22/03/2012 01:20:48 PM
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Taste buds. The answer has something to do with having taste buds....
- 22/03/2012 08:02:24 PM
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I've seen you eat rye!
- 22/03/2012 10:04:37 PM
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Did you promise him sex? I'd eat a spoonful of mayo if my wife promised sex as a reward.
- 22/03/2012 10:14:46 PM
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How on earth can you hate mayo?
- 22/03/2012 10:31:08 PM
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I'm with TMJ on this one.
- 22/03/2012 11:45:00 PM
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I didn't say you should put it on your sandwiches. Put it on your fries.
- 23/03/2012 07:30:59 PM
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Not a good idea...
- 23/03/2012 09:36:16 PM
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Don't you remember
- 23/03/2012 09:23:47 PM
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i've had homemade mayo and I still dislike it
- 24/03/2012 03:51:26 AM
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- 24/03/2012 03:51:26 AM
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This is what Dutch rye bread looks like
- 23/03/2012 05:23:28 AM
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Huh.
- 23/03/2012 12:37:35 PM
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I fucking love Rye. Oh, wait, you're talking about bread. I guess I like that to *NM*
- 23/03/2012 07:28:45 AM
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