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I am a doctor Praziquantel Send a noteboard - 25/05/2012 12:53:00 AM
that the doctors go to the mother of a sick child and say, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but we have no choice but to let little Timmy die. His Facebook page didn't get as many 'likes' as we needed. I'm truly sorry."

Or at least I will be one soon enough and I will gladly accept likes in exchange for Dilaudid and Xanax, so that the void left after selling my soul to Satan may be replaced with chronic social phobia and insecurity.
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