(Set to the tune of "Shaft" by Isaac Hayes)
Who's the snarky millenarian
Who once kicked it as a Bavarian?
(Tom!)
You're damn right.
Who's that who played
Years before the first Crusade?
(Tom!)
Can ya dig it?
Who's the Slav who won't back down
When Napoleon comes knockin' round?
(Tom!)
Right on.
You see this cat Tom is an old mother—
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Tom.
(Then we can dig it)
He's an ancient kinda man
And it's creepy how he likes such younger women.
(TVoLT Tom)
Who's the snarky millenarian
Who once kicked it as a Bavarian?
(Tom!)
You're damn right.
Who's that who played
Years before the first Crusade?
(Tom!)
Can ya dig it?
Who's the Slav who won't back down
When Napoleon comes knockin' round?
(Tom!)
Right on.
You see this cat Tom is an old mother—
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Tom.
(Then we can dig it)
He's an ancient kinda man
And it's creepy how he likes such younger women.
(TVoLT Tom)
Political correctness is the pettiest form of casuistry.
ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius
Ummaka qinnassa nīk!
*MySmiley*
ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius
Ummaka qinnassa nīk!
*MySmiley*
Pleased to meet you. I hope you've guessed my name.
06/07/2012 05:28:50 PM
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Nice!
06/07/2012 05:36:44 PM
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No, but at least now people can try to blame me for the Crusades. *NM*
06/07/2012 11:22:30 PM
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In honor of this revelation, I have written a song.
06/07/2012 06:17:29 PM
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It's nice to see people still brandishing creativity like a cutlass `round these parts. *NM*
06/07/2012 10:58:56 PM
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That's nice! Thanks! *NM*
06/07/2012 11:20:42 PM
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Keep going and you'll beat Methuselah.
06/07/2012 06:22:05 PM
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Does that mean your surname is Cullen?
06/07/2012 10:33:23 PM
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Should I conclude from this that you are a man of wealth and taste?
07/07/2012 10:28:23 AM
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Well, it seems we finally have proof: Master Yoda wasn't so wise after all.
07/07/2012 10:47:09 AM
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I think it safe to say that most of us were already assuming this was the case *NM*
07/07/2012 02:43:55 PM
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