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the Imperial Senate will stop you! moondog Send a noteboard - 13/01/2013 04:03:37 PM
I feel an all out ban on planetary destruction is naive and premature, to maintain peace and security we absolutely must plan for worst case scenarios where a planet might need blowing up as a last resort, or to teach the Martian and Jovian slime not to fuck with Uncle Sam. Instead the president is test-firing marshmallow cannons, a weapon of no practical use... except maybe for rapid deployment of hot chocolate and smores to front lines of a conflict, which may have limited morale boosting effect but is far less advantageous then blowing up a planet. The CDC planned for a <a href="http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/">Zombie Apocalypse</a>, so at least someone up top is properly concerned.


obviously, the marshmallow cannons are to stop the chubby bunny horde, or have you forgotten how sinister their plans can be?
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