... who should be in jail.
Yes, Trump is a straight up piece of shit(or, as South Park styles him, a Giant Douche), but I'd vote for literally anyone over Hillary Clinton.
I don't understand how (some) liberals find it so hard to process that a lot of people hate how the Clinton's get to play by different rules. I'm sorry, but someone who should be in prison should not be our Commander-in-Chief.
Is Trump an ideal replacement? Hell no, and had the Dems nominated literally anyone other than Hillary, I'd actually be very happy to cross party lines to make sure that Trump lost.
But as it stands, I MUST vote for Trump, despite all my personal feelings for him, because Hillary is much worse from my perspective.
EDIT Seriously, I was hoping (and praying) that Uncle Joe'd run this election cycle, because, while I don't agree with his political stances, I think he's a decent human being, and a reasonable person. Same goes for Bernie Sanders. Didn't agree with him, but he is a decent person who stands up for what he believes. Hillary is not. She has no stances to stand upon, except 'I should be President.' Hell, her speeches to Wall Street have her saying that she must have multiple faces.
So yeah, Trump is a huge douchebag, and needs to shut his stupid fucking face. But at least he's not a self-proclaimed "two-face"d bitch.