The only evidence that God exist is the existence of vodka 
The evidence that God exists and God hates humankind is the existence of tequila 
I think I have convinced myself to vote for Trump
- 18/10/2016 02:00:04 AM
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The sick, sad part is...
- 18/10/2016 09:14:40 PM
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We have never had an election with two such well known and disliked canidates
- 20/10/2016 04:20:04 AM
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Okay serious reply this time
- 19/10/2016 07:23:40 PM
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Let's say that did happen....
- 19/10/2016 11:14:53 PM
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Can we keep acts of god out of this
- 20/10/2016 12:36:02 AM
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- 20/10/2016 12:36:02 AM
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or they could get a doctor ro declare him mentaly unfit. Hmm maybe they could that now? *NM*
- 20/10/2016 04:28:27 AM
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It was a joke. I am not sure I will decide until I walk into the booth. I hate them both that much
- 20/10/2016 04:26:56 AM
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Sorry my bad
- 20/10/2016 04:45:04 AM
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One last thing, Clinton uses Flying Pigs to warp reality, not Flying Monkeys *NM*
- 20/10/2016 04:51:18 PM
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After deep consideration I am going to go with eenie meenie miney mo, out loud *NM*
- 27/10/2016 05:07:36 PM
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i'd say write in Bart Simpson, but he's only 30 years old..... *NM*
- 20/10/2016 10:07:19 PM
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So I voted, can the rest of the upcoming 100+ million voters hurry up and vote so we can move on
*NM*
- 28/10/2016 01:28:42 AM
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*NM*
- 28/10/2016 01:28:42 AM
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