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A sound spanking is in order *NM* random thoughts Send a noteboard - 07/03/2017 11:28:51 AM

View original postSo today I had sex with my girlfriend. Afterwards were lying there talking and I suggest that I might want to get her a tattoo on her pelvic area saying "more semen died here than at pearl harbour" and then proceeded to call her my boner garage. She starts giving me a weird look so I think fast and say "no baby it's romantic your like the garage I put my boner in when I'm not fucking real women" then she tried to bite me!


View original postMy question for you all is can you believe she tried to bite me? What should i do about this?!

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A question for you all NSFW Urza - 06/03/2017 11:34:40 PM 860 Views
Looking at your single journal entry Aviendha - 07/03/2017 10:00:59 AM 657 Views
Thats right Shanon bit me to! I forgot! Urza - 07/03/2017 12:21:11 PM 706 Views
I want to bite you ßelals Girl - 07/03/2017 12:26:05 PM 719 Views
I mean I can but.... Urza - 07/03/2017 12:45:04 PM 691 Views
That defeats the purpose *NM* ßelals Girl - 08/03/2017 08:38:15 AM 356 Views
That's right I did! Delireus - 09/03/2017 01:43:06 PM 952 Views
I deserve a cup cake but no one's baking me one of those!!! Urza - 09/03/2017 01:59:33 PM 663 Views
A sound spanking is in order *NM* random thoughts - 07/03/2017 11:28:51 AM 347 Views
Done! *NM* Urza - 07/03/2017 12:21:23 PM 323 Views
Okay, I've changed my mind. Sareitha Sedai - 07/03/2017 04:05:35 PM 677 Views
Oh come on now Sareitha. *NM* Urza - 07/03/2017 04:09:33 PM 324 Views
I don't care what misbegotten corner of the lesser Anglophonic world you oozed out of... Cannoli - 07/03/2017 05:11:01 PM 713 Views
Well shit good thing I haven't had it tattood yet! Urza - 07/03/2017 05:16:24 PM 683 Views
Aviendha - 08/03/2017 01:04:38 PM 668 Views
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