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Maybe if you tried real mayonnaise you would understand the appeal. Legolas Send a noteboard - 10/03/2017 06:42:23 PM

View original postYou want to rant about the desecration of your national cuisine, start your own thread. My thread, my food rant.

Nah, I can live with it. Was just making a point about Americans desecrating everybody's national cuisine - but often enough the result is actually pretty good.
View original postObviously a traditionalist who is appalled at Hawaiian pizza would feel the same way about any heinous fruit topping. The fact that the evil of pineapple toppings has been surpassed does not let the Canadian barbarian who started the vile trend off the hook.

Who was this, exactly? I'm intrigued now.
View original postNow go eat some pommes frites with mayonnaise

Yeah, I wouldn't trust what Americans call mayonnaise, either. Or the Dutch, now that I think of it. The French mayonnaise should be fine, but then again their frites aren't. Clearly there's only one right place to eat this.
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It's time to return this message board to topics that truly matter damookster - 10/03/2017 04:34:16 PM 1238 Views
As I said on Facebook when this came up Aviendha - 10/03/2017 05:18:07 PM 786 Views
I had duck and peach pizza and it was grand. *NM* random thoughts - 10/03/2017 05:46:14 PM 472 Views
Nottingham, universally recognized as the home of pizza damookster - 10/03/2017 05:56:44 PM 732 Views
This particular place Aviendha - 10/03/2017 06:40:03 PM 763 Views
O the horror damookster - 10/03/2017 06:42:44 PM 794 Views
I've had eggs on pizza, here. nossy - 10/03/2017 09:42:17 PM 774 Views
In which circle of hell dontou reside?! Aviendha - 10/03/2017 09:58:25 PM 783 Views
Bedfordshire. nossy - 10/03/2017 10:13:44 PM 780 Views
I'm so sorry I hope you managed to find a nice bit Aviendha - 10/03/2017 10:21:07 PM 725 Views
we see this evil on our side of the pond as well damookster - 10/03/2017 11:16:27 PM 854 Views
Eggs on pizza is lovely. Stephen - 14/03/2017 05:15:05 PM 798 Views
Hawaiian pizza is a complete abomination *NM* Tom - 10/03/2017 05:35:19 PM 465 Views
spoken like a true New Yorker *NM* damookster - 10/03/2017 05:57:44 PM 494 Views
Beans in chilli is an abomination. Pineapple on pizza is just weird *NM* random thoughts - 10/03/2017 05:49:20 PM 477 Views
Agreed on beans in chili. damookster - 10/03/2017 06:03:22 PM 775 Views
Then I shall shun them in sympathetic fraternity *NM* random thoughts - 10/03/2017 08:08:43 PM 496 Views
I like to think of myself as a libertarian when it comes to pizza toppings. The Shrike - 10/03/2017 05:51:22 PM 756 Views
Ok.... Jeordam - 10/03/2017 05:53:46 PM 744 Views
They subsume their cheese under tomato sauce!! The Shrike - 10/03/2017 05:55:24 PM 713 Views
you are wise damookster - 10/03/2017 06:10:12 PM 795 Views
We like extra tomato sauce. The abomination is Aviendha - 10/03/2017 06:41:37 PM 772 Views
As the writer of the linked article suggests... damookster - 10/03/2017 06:50:50 PM 708 Views
Is your tomato sauce The Shrike - 10/03/2017 07:11:33 PM 733 Views
Yes Aviendha - 10/03/2017 07:28:12 PM 712 Views
In the Midwest . . . The Shrike - 10/03/2017 10:20:54 PM 705 Views
Tastiest casserole on earth. nossy - 10/03/2017 09:37:28 PM 786 Views
Midwesterner! The Shrike - 10/03/2017 10:19:01 PM 764 Views
Durn tootin nossy - 10/03/2017 10:24:06 PM 791 Views
NYC Pizza is perfection. The Shrike - 10/03/2017 10:33:50 PM 719 Views
What's so great about it? Aviendha - 10/03/2017 10:42:31 PM 748 Views
What's so great about it? damookster - 10/03/2017 11:46:41 PM 728 Views
I think its the water. The Shrike - 11/03/2017 01:58:49 AM 729 Views
I'm sold. Aviendha - 11/03/2017 08:40:09 AM 738 Views
*shrug* Jeordam - 10/03/2017 05:52:38 PM 762 Views
bah damookster - 10/03/2017 06:06:01 PM 717 Views
Tell you what... Legolas - 10/03/2017 06:11:47 PM 756 Views
Hey! damookster - 10/03/2017 06:25:16 PM 797 Views
Maybe if you tried real mayonnaise you would understand the appeal. Legolas - 10/03/2017 06:42:23 PM 761 Views
I've made my own mayonnaise in a blender and in a food processor damookster - 10/03/2017 06:47:16 PM 733 Views
I like a combination of mayonnaise and ketchup with my fries. The Shrike - 10/03/2017 07:15:00 PM 739 Views
Oh yeah. Aviendha - 10/03/2017 07:30:15 PM 758 Views
square and... hexagon? aerocontrols - 11/03/2017 12:06:04 AM 806 Views
*shudders* Legolas - 11/03/2017 12:21:30 AM 750 Views
Wife and daughters would really like that aerocontrols - 11/03/2017 12:37:43 AM 808 Views
I hate all toppings on pizza. (extra cheese is not a topping) Pizza is pizza. Don't fuck with it. Cannoli - 10/03/2017 07:14:36 PM 760 Views
Yes. If there is one takeaway from this discussion it should be... damookster - 10/03/2017 07:23:55 PM 831 Views
East Coast bias much? *NM* Jeordam - 10/03/2017 07:48:24 PM 527 Views
I previously had no problem with the people of Iceland. Hieshyn - 10/03/2017 08:06:49 PM 921 Views
So you admit you're a Philistine *NM* damookster - 10/03/2017 09:06:22 PM 496 Views
Only if that means, "one who understands whats good in life." *NM* Hieshyn - 10/03/2017 09:28:33 PM 575 Views
Conan the Barbarian knew what is good in life. You do not. *NM* Tom - 11/03/2017 05:25:09 AM 476 Views
*NM* damookster - 11/03/2017 01:59:35 PM 441 Views
How about shrimp and andouille sausage? random thoughts - 10/03/2017 08:12:26 PM 831 Views
That fits my requirements. Sareitha Sedai - 10/03/2017 08:44:45 PM 692 Views
It's all good if it doesn't include fruit. Or ranch dressing. *NM* damookster - 10/03/2017 09:18:43 PM 441 Views
Hmmmm. Sareitha Sedai - 10/03/2017 09:25:53 PM 735 Views
*NM* Hieshyn - 10/03/2017 09:29:49 PM 580 Views
Yerk. *NM* nossy - 10/03/2017 09:44:54 PM 461 Views
And here I thought you were sensible. *NM* Sareitha Sedai - 10/03/2017 09:59:35 PM 457 Views
I detest ranch. And it offends my "anti-hype" genes. nossy - 10/03/2017 10:16:48 PM 724 Views
So sorry but I must disagree damookster - 11/03/2017 12:25:17 AM 750 Views
Interesting how you all keep saying 'bleu' cheese. More common in the US than just 'blue'? *NM* Legolas - 11/03/2017 12:36:35 AM 476 Views
yes among those who know the proper name *NM* damookster - 11/03/2017 03:43:16 AM 460 Views
Just the pizza. Sareitha Sedai - 11/03/2017 02:00:36 PM 734 Views
Legalize Ranch Hieshyn - 10/03/2017 09:29:04 PM 889 Views
People puy ranch dressing on pizza *NM* random thoughts - 13/03/2017 02:54:42 AM 441 Views
Sadly, some do *NM* damookster - 13/03/2017 03:03:01 AM 435 Views
I forget how close we are to each other sometimes. *NM* Ghavrel - 11/03/2017 06:15:57 AM 450 Views
I have lived in Luosinai three times random thoughts - 13/03/2017 12:43:09 AM 737 Views
The Icelandic folk were ever wise. Sareitha Sedai - 10/03/2017 08:13:42 PM 735 Views
Blame Canada. PseudoDragon - 10/03/2017 09:11:30 PM 796 Views
Yes. I do. *NM* damookster - 10/03/2017 09:17:33 PM 439 Views
I have no opinion. nossy - 10/03/2017 09:39:25 PM 740 Views
Ah. See my post, above. Aviendha - 10/03/2017 10:00:14 PM 765 Views
It's not pizza! nossy - 10/03/2017 10:11:17 PM 738 Views
So what's worse then..... Jeordam - 10/03/2017 11:14:10 PM 848 Views
Eat it any which way you can. *NM* The Shrike - 11/03/2017 02:01:18 AM 436 Views
Agreed aerocontrols - 11/03/2017 12:09:06 AM 719 Views
Figs? damookster - 11/03/2017 12:20:43 AM 743 Views
at least no mice aerocontrols - 11/03/2017 12:38:49 AM 778 Views
Pineapple on pizza should be a crime!! Kit - 12/03/2017 02:26:53 AM 738 Views
Emotionally, I agree. damookster - 12/03/2017 02:15:33 PM 728 Views
I'm a Philistine and proud of it. Rebekah - 12/03/2017 12:24:09 PM 1114 Views
You live in Scotland, do you not? damookster - 12/03/2017 02:11:33 PM 842 Views
Yes. Scotland's culinary gifts to the world are... Rebekah - 12/03/2017 03:14:18 PM 1162 Views
I like haggis. Though I have to admit... Legolas - 12/03/2017 03:44:52 PM 724 Views
The word casserole is pretty broad over here random thoughts - 14/03/2017 08:20:36 PM 709 Views
I have a pot of chili simmering on the stove right now damookster - 14/03/2017 08:54:14 PM 704 Views
This is how the Scots make pizza Stephen - 14/03/2017 06:01:16 PM 991 Views
deep fried pizza? damookster - 14/03/2017 06:20:34 PM 765 Views
You can get deep fried pizza in Scottish chippies, btw. Rebekah - 12/03/2017 03:16:38 PM 1166 Views
Deeply agreed Floffe - 15/03/2017 08:25:56 PM 775 Views
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