Maybe if you tried real mayonnaise you would understand the appeal.
Legolas Send a noteboard - 10/03/2017 06:42:23 PM

View original postYou want to rant about the desecration of your national cuisine, start your own thread. My thread, my food rant. 

Nah, I can live with it.

View original postObviously a traditionalist who is appalled at Hawaiian pizza would feel the same way about any heinous fruit topping. The fact that the evil of pineapple toppings has been surpassed does not let the Canadian barbarian who started the vile trend off the hook.
Who was this, exactly?

View original postNow go eat some pommes frites with mayonnaise 

Yeah, I wouldn't trust what Americans call mayonnaise, either. Or the Dutch, now that I think of it. The French mayonnaise should be fine, but then again their frites aren't. Clearly there's only one right place to eat this.

It's time to return this message board to topics that truly matter
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As I said on Facebook when this came up
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Nottingham, universally recognized as the home of pizza
10/03/2017 05:56:44 PM
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I've had eggs on pizza, here.
10/03/2017 09:42:17 PM
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In which circle of hell dontou reside?!
10/03/2017 09:58:25 PM
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Beans in chilli is an abomination. Pineapple on pizza is just weird *NM*
10/03/2017 05:49:20 PM
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I like to think of myself as a libertarian when it comes to pizza toppings.
10/03/2017 05:51:22 PM
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We like extra tomato sauce. The abomination is
10/03/2017 06:41:37 PM
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Tastiest casserole on earth.
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Midwesterner!
10/03/2017 10:19:01 PM
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Durn tootin
10/03/2017 10:24:06 PM
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NYC Pizza is perfection.
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What's so great about it?
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What's so great about it?
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Tell you what...
10/03/2017 06:11:47 PM
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Hey!
10/03/2017 06:25:16 PM
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Maybe if you tried real mayonnaise you would understand the appeal.
10/03/2017 06:42:23 PM
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square and... hexagon?
11/03/2017 12:06:04 AM
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I hate all toppings on pizza. (extra cheese is not a topping) Pizza is pizza. Don't fuck with it.
10/03/2017 07:14:36 PM
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Yes. If there is one takeaway from this discussion it should be...
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I previously had no problem with the people of Iceland.
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So you admit you're a Philistine *NM*
10/03/2017 09:06:22 PM
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Only if that means, "one who understands whats good in life." *NM*
10/03/2017 09:28:33 PM
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How about shrimp and andouille sausage?
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It's all good if it doesn't include fruit. Or ranch dressing. *NM*
10/03/2017 09:18:43 PM
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Hmmmm.
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Yerk.
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10/03/2017 09:44:54 PM
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So sorry but I must disagree
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Interesting how you all keep saying 'bleu' cheese. More common in the US than just 'blue'? *NM*
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I have no opinion.
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I'm a Philistine and proud of it.
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You live in Scotland, do you not?
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Yes. Scotland's culinary gifts to the world are...
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