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Maybe if you tried real mayonnaise you would understand the appeal. Legolas Send a noteboard - 10/03/2017 06:42:23 PM

View original postYou want to rant about the desecration of your national cuisine, start your own thread. My thread, my food rant.

Nah, I can live with it. Was just making a point about Americans desecrating everybody's national cuisine - but often enough the result is actually pretty good.
View original postObviously a traditionalist who is appalled at Hawaiian pizza would feel the same way about any heinous fruit topping. The fact that the evil of pineapple toppings has been surpassed does not let the Canadian barbarian who started the vile trend off the hook.

Who was this, exactly? I'm intrigued now.
View original postNow go eat some pommes frites with mayonnaise

Yeah, I wouldn't trust what Americans call mayonnaise, either. Or the Dutch, now that I think of it. The French mayonnaise should be fine, but then again their frites aren't. Clearly there's only one right place to eat this.
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It's time to return this message board to topics that truly matter damookster - 10/03/2017 04:34:16 PM 1394 Views
As I said on Facebook when this came up Aviendha - 10/03/2017 05:18:07 PM 953 Views
I had duck and peach pizza and it was grand. *NM* random thoughts - 10/03/2017 05:46:14 PM 547 Views
Nottingham, universally recognized as the home of pizza damookster - 10/03/2017 05:56:44 PM 907 Views
This particular place Aviendha - 10/03/2017 06:40:03 PM 938 Views
O the horror damookster - 10/03/2017 06:42:44 PM 954 Views
I've had eggs on pizza, here. nossy - 10/03/2017 09:42:17 PM 931 Views
In which circle of hell dontou reside?! Aviendha - 10/03/2017 09:58:25 PM 940 Views
Bedfordshire. nossy - 10/03/2017 10:13:44 PM 938 Views
I'm so sorry I hope you managed to find a nice bit Aviendha - 10/03/2017 10:21:07 PM 905 Views
we see this evil on our side of the pond as well damookster - 10/03/2017 11:16:27 PM 1014 Views
Eggs on pizza is lovely. Stephen - 14/03/2017 05:15:05 PM 972 Views
Hawaiian pizza is a complete abomination *NM* Tom - 10/03/2017 05:35:19 PM 558 Views
spoken like a true New Yorker *NM* damookster - 10/03/2017 05:57:44 PM 569 Views
Beans in chilli is an abomination. Pineapple on pizza is just weird *NM* random thoughts - 10/03/2017 05:49:20 PM 567 Views
Agreed on beans in chili. damookster - 10/03/2017 06:03:22 PM 939 Views
Then I shall shun them in sympathetic fraternity *NM* random thoughts - 10/03/2017 08:08:43 PM 583 Views
I like to think of myself as a libertarian when it comes to pizza toppings. The Shrike - 10/03/2017 05:51:22 PM 947 Views
Ok.... Jeordam - 10/03/2017 05:53:46 PM 891 Views
They subsume their cheese under tomato sauce!! The Shrike - 10/03/2017 05:55:24 PM 884 Views
you are wise damookster - 10/03/2017 06:10:12 PM 954 Views
We like extra tomato sauce. The abomination is Aviendha - 10/03/2017 06:41:37 PM 969 Views
As the writer of the linked article suggests... damookster - 10/03/2017 06:50:50 PM 882 Views
Is your tomato sauce The Shrike - 10/03/2017 07:11:33 PM 883 Views
Yes Aviendha - 10/03/2017 07:28:12 PM 897 Views
In the Midwest . . . The Shrike - 10/03/2017 10:20:54 PM 846 Views
Tastiest casserole on earth. nossy - 10/03/2017 09:37:28 PM 950 Views
Midwesterner! The Shrike - 10/03/2017 10:19:01 PM 934 Views
Durn tootin nossy - 10/03/2017 10:24:06 PM 968 Views
NYC Pizza is perfection. The Shrike - 10/03/2017 10:33:50 PM 877 Views
What's so great about it? Aviendha - 10/03/2017 10:42:31 PM 903 Views
What's so great about it? damookster - 10/03/2017 11:46:41 PM 886 Views
I think its the water. The Shrike - 11/03/2017 01:58:49 AM 909 Views
I'm sold. Aviendha - 11/03/2017 08:40:09 AM 915 Views
*shrug* Jeordam - 10/03/2017 05:52:38 PM 932 Views
bah damookster - 10/03/2017 06:06:01 PM 897 Views
Tell you what... Legolas - 10/03/2017 06:11:47 PM 912 Views
Hey! damookster - 10/03/2017 06:25:16 PM 1005 Views
Maybe if you tried real mayonnaise you would understand the appeal. Legolas - 10/03/2017 06:42:23 PM 946 Views
I've made my own mayonnaise in a blender and in a food processor damookster - 10/03/2017 06:47:16 PM 873 Views
I like a combination of mayonnaise and ketchup with my fries. The Shrike - 10/03/2017 07:15:00 PM 908 Views
Oh yeah. Aviendha - 10/03/2017 07:30:15 PM 911 Views
square and... hexagon? aerocontrols - 11/03/2017 12:06:04 AM 966 Views
*shudders* Legolas - 11/03/2017 12:21:30 AM 915 Views
Wife and daughters would really like that aerocontrols - 11/03/2017 12:37:43 AM 994 Views
I hate all toppings on pizza. (extra cheese is not a topping) Pizza is pizza. Don't fuck with it. Cannoli - 10/03/2017 07:14:36 PM 923 Views
Yes. If there is one takeaway from this discussion it should be... damookster - 10/03/2017 07:23:55 PM 980 Views
East Coast bias much? *NM* Jeordam - 10/03/2017 07:48:24 PM 609 Views
I previously had no problem with the people of Iceland. Hieshyn - 10/03/2017 08:06:49 PM 1072 Views
So you admit you're a Philistine *NM* damookster - 10/03/2017 09:06:22 PM 576 Views
Only if that means, "one who understands whats good in life." *NM* Hieshyn - 10/03/2017 09:28:33 PM 665 Views
Conan the Barbarian knew what is good in life. You do not. *NM* Tom - 11/03/2017 05:25:09 AM 579 Views
*NM* damookster - 11/03/2017 01:59:35 PM 542 Views
How about shrimp and andouille sausage? random thoughts - 10/03/2017 08:12:26 PM 974 Views
That fits my requirements. Sareitha Sedai - 10/03/2017 08:44:45 PM 834 Views
It's all good if it doesn't include fruit. Or ranch dressing. *NM* damookster - 10/03/2017 09:18:43 PM 538 Views
Hmmmm. Sareitha Sedai - 10/03/2017 09:25:53 PM 889 Views
*NM* Hieshyn - 10/03/2017 09:29:49 PM 661 Views
Yerk. *NM* nossy - 10/03/2017 09:44:54 PM 541 Views
And here I thought you were sensible. *NM* Sareitha Sedai - 10/03/2017 09:59:35 PM 530 Views
I detest ranch. And it offends my "anti-hype" genes. nossy - 10/03/2017 10:16:48 PM 885 Views
So sorry but I must disagree damookster - 11/03/2017 12:25:17 AM 881 Views
Interesting how you all keep saying 'bleu' cheese. More common in the US than just 'blue'? *NM* Legolas - 11/03/2017 12:36:35 AM 548 Views
yes among those who know the proper name *NM* damookster - 11/03/2017 03:43:16 AM 547 Views
Just the pizza. Sareitha Sedai - 11/03/2017 02:00:36 PM 877 Views
Legalize Ranch Hieshyn - 10/03/2017 09:29:04 PM 1054 Views
People puy ranch dressing on pizza *NM* random thoughts - 13/03/2017 02:54:42 AM 523 Views
Sadly, some do *NM* damookster - 13/03/2017 03:03:01 AM 511 Views
I forget how close we are to each other sometimes. *NM* Ghavrel - 11/03/2017 06:15:57 AM 513 Views
I have lived in Luosinai three times random thoughts - 13/03/2017 12:43:09 AM 872 Views
The Icelandic folk were ever wise. Sareitha Sedai - 10/03/2017 08:13:42 PM 918 Views
Blame Canada. PseudoDragon - 10/03/2017 09:11:30 PM 977 Views
Yes. I do. *NM* damookster - 10/03/2017 09:17:33 PM 522 Views
I have no opinion. nossy - 10/03/2017 09:39:25 PM 910 Views
Ah. See my post, above. Aviendha - 10/03/2017 10:00:14 PM 910 Views
It's not pizza! nossy - 10/03/2017 10:11:17 PM 920 Views
So what's worse then..... Jeordam - 10/03/2017 11:14:10 PM 995 Views
Eat it any which way you can. *NM* The Shrike - 11/03/2017 02:01:18 AM 510 Views
Agreed aerocontrols - 11/03/2017 12:09:06 AM 873 Views
Figs? damookster - 11/03/2017 12:20:43 AM 902 Views
at least no mice aerocontrols - 11/03/2017 12:38:49 AM 922 Views
Pineapple on pizza should be a crime!! Kit - 12/03/2017 02:26:53 AM 909 Views
Emotionally, I agree. damookster - 12/03/2017 02:15:33 PM 900 Views
I'm a Philistine and proud of it. Rebekah - 12/03/2017 12:24:09 PM 1290 Views
You live in Scotland, do you not? damookster - 12/03/2017 02:11:33 PM 1007 Views
Yes. Scotland's culinary gifts to the world are... Rebekah - 12/03/2017 03:14:18 PM 1334 Views
I like haggis. Though I have to admit... Legolas - 12/03/2017 03:44:52 PM 868 Views
The word casserole is pretty broad over here random thoughts - 14/03/2017 08:20:36 PM 892 Views
I have a pot of chili simmering on the stove right now damookster - 14/03/2017 08:54:14 PM 858 Views
This is how the Scots make pizza Stephen - 14/03/2017 06:01:16 PM 1172 Views
deep fried pizza? damookster - 14/03/2017 06:20:34 PM 948 Views
You can get deep fried pizza in Scottish chippies, btw. Rebekah - 12/03/2017 03:16:38 PM 1342 Views
Deeply agreed Floffe - 15/03/2017 08:25:56 PM 941 Views
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