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Maybe if you tried real mayonnaise you would understand the appeal. Legolas Send a noteboard - 10/03/2017 06:42:23 PM

View original postYou want to rant about the desecration of your national cuisine, start your own thread. My thread, my food rant.

Nah, I can live with it. Was just making a point about Americans desecrating everybody's national cuisine - but often enough the result is actually pretty good.
View original postObviously a traditionalist who is appalled at Hawaiian pizza would feel the same way about any heinous fruit topping. The fact that the evil of pineapple toppings has been surpassed does not let the Canadian barbarian who started the vile trend off the hook.

Who was this, exactly? I'm intrigued now.
View original postNow go eat some pommes frites with mayonnaise

Yeah, I wouldn't trust what Americans call mayonnaise, either. Or the Dutch, now that I think of it. The French mayonnaise should be fine, but then again their frites aren't. Clearly there's only one right place to eat this.
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It's time to return this message board to topics that truly matter damookster - 10/03/2017 04:34:16 PM 1237 Views
As I said on Facebook when this came up Aviendha - 10/03/2017 05:18:07 PM 785 Views
I had duck and peach pizza and it was grand. *NM* random thoughts - 10/03/2017 05:46:14 PM 471 Views
Nottingham, universally recognized as the home of pizza damookster - 10/03/2017 05:56:44 PM 731 Views
This particular place Aviendha - 10/03/2017 06:40:03 PM 762 Views
O the horror damookster - 10/03/2017 06:42:44 PM 793 Views
I've had eggs on pizza, here. nossy - 10/03/2017 09:42:17 PM 773 Views
In which circle of hell dontou reside?! Aviendha - 10/03/2017 09:58:25 PM 782 Views
Bedfordshire. nossy - 10/03/2017 10:13:44 PM 779 Views
I'm so sorry I hope you managed to find a nice bit Aviendha - 10/03/2017 10:21:07 PM 724 Views
we see this evil on our side of the pond as well damookster - 10/03/2017 11:16:27 PM 853 Views
Eggs on pizza is lovely. Stephen - 14/03/2017 05:15:05 PM 797 Views
Hawaiian pizza is a complete abomination *NM* Tom - 10/03/2017 05:35:19 PM 464 Views
spoken like a true New Yorker *NM* damookster - 10/03/2017 05:57:44 PM 493 Views
Beans in chilli is an abomination. Pineapple on pizza is just weird *NM* random thoughts - 10/03/2017 05:49:20 PM 476 Views
Agreed on beans in chili. damookster - 10/03/2017 06:03:22 PM 774 Views
Then I shall shun them in sympathetic fraternity *NM* random thoughts - 10/03/2017 08:08:43 PM 495 Views
I like to think of myself as a libertarian when it comes to pizza toppings. The Shrike - 10/03/2017 05:51:22 PM 755 Views
Ok.... Jeordam - 10/03/2017 05:53:46 PM 743 Views
They subsume their cheese under tomato sauce!! The Shrike - 10/03/2017 05:55:24 PM 712 Views
you are wise damookster - 10/03/2017 06:10:12 PM 794 Views
We like extra tomato sauce. The abomination is Aviendha - 10/03/2017 06:41:37 PM 772 Views
As the writer of the linked article suggests... damookster - 10/03/2017 06:50:50 PM 707 Views
Is your tomato sauce The Shrike - 10/03/2017 07:11:33 PM 732 Views
Yes Aviendha - 10/03/2017 07:28:12 PM 711 Views
In the Midwest . . . The Shrike - 10/03/2017 10:20:54 PM 704 Views
Tastiest casserole on earth. nossy - 10/03/2017 09:37:28 PM 785 Views
Midwesterner! The Shrike - 10/03/2017 10:19:01 PM 763 Views
Durn tootin nossy - 10/03/2017 10:24:06 PM 790 Views
NYC Pizza is perfection. The Shrike - 10/03/2017 10:33:50 PM 718 Views
What's so great about it? Aviendha - 10/03/2017 10:42:31 PM 747 Views
What's so great about it? damookster - 10/03/2017 11:46:41 PM 727 Views
I think its the water. The Shrike - 11/03/2017 01:58:49 AM 728 Views
I'm sold. Aviendha - 11/03/2017 08:40:09 AM 737 Views
*shrug* Jeordam - 10/03/2017 05:52:38 PM 761 Views
bah damookster - 10/03/2017 06:06:01 PM 717 Views
Tell you what... Legolas - 10/03/2017 06:11:47 PM 755 Views
Hey! damookster - 10/03/2017 06:25:16 PM 797 Views
Maybe if you tried real mayonnaise you would understand the appeal. Legolas - 10/03/2017 06:42:23 PM 760 Views
I've made my own mayonnaise in a blender and in a food processor damookster - 10/03/2017 06:47:16 PM 732 Views
I like a combination of mayonnaise and ketchup with my fries. The Shrike - 10/03/2017 07:15:00 PM 738 Views
Oh yeah. Aviendha - 10/03/2017 07:30:15 PM 757 Views
square and... hexagon? aerocontrols - 11/03/2017 12:06:04 AM 806 Views
*shudders* Legolas - 11/03/2017 12:21:30 AM 749 Views
Wife and daughters would really like that aerocontrols - 11/03/2017 12:37:43 AM 807 Views
I hate all toppings on pizza. (extra cheese is not a topping) Pizza is pizza. Don't fuck with it. Cannoli - 10/03/2017 07:14:36 PM 759 Views
Yes. If there is one takeaway from this discussion it should be... damookster - 10/03/2017 07:23:55 PM 831 Views
East Coast bias much? *NM* Jeordam - 10/03/2017 07:48:24 PM 526 Views
I previously had no problem with the people of Iceland. Hieshyn - 10/03/2017 08:06:49 PM 920 Views
So you admit you're a Philistine *NM* damookster - 10/03/2017 09:06:22 PM 495 Views
Only if that means, "one who understands whats good in life." *NM* Hieshyn - 10/03/2017 09:28:33 PM 574 Views
Conan the Barbarian knew what is good in life. You do not. *NM* Tom - 11/03/2017 05:25:09 AM 475 Views
*NM* damookster - 11/03/2017 01:59:35 PM 440 Views
How about shrimp and andouille sausage? random thoughts - 10/03/2017 08:12:26 PM 830 Views
That fits my requirements. Sareitha Sedai - 10/03/2017 08:44:45 PM 691 Views
It's all good if it doesn't include fruit. Or ranch dressing. *NM* damookster - 10/03/2017 09:18:43 PM 440 Views
Hmmmm. Sareitha Sedai - 10/03/2017 09:25:53 PM 734 Views
*NM* Hieshyn - 10/03/2017 09:29:49 PM 579 Views
Yerk. *NM* nossy - 10/03/2017 09:44:54 PM 460 Views
And here I thought you were sensible. *NM* Sareitha Sedai - 10/03/2017 09:59:35 PM 457 Views
I detest ranch. And it offends my "anti-hype" genes. nossy - 10/03/2017 10:16:48 PM 723 Views
So sorry but I must disagree damookster - 11/03/2017 12:25:17 AM 749 Views
Interesting how you all keep saying 'bleu' cheese. More common in the US than just 'blue'? *NM* Legolas - 11/03/2017 12:36:35 AM 476 Views
yes among those who know the proper name *NM* damookster - 11/03/2017 03:43:16 AM 459 Views
Just the pizza. Sareitha Sedai - 11/03/2017 02:00:36 PM 733 Views
Legalize Ranch Hieshyn - 10/03/2017 09:29:04 PM 888 Views
People puy ranch dressing on pizza *NM* random thoughts - 13/03/2017 02:54:42 AM 440 Views
Sadly, some do *NM* damookster - 13/03/2017 03:03:01 AM 434 Views
I forget how close we are to each other sometimes. *NM* Ghavrel - 11/03/2017 06:15:57 AM 450 Views
I have lived in Luosinai three times random thoughts - 13/03/2017 12:43:09 AM 736 Views
The Icelandic folk were ever wise. Sareitha Sedai - 10/03/2017 08:13:42 PM 734 Views
Blame Canada. PseudoDragon - 10/03/2017 09:11:30 PM 795 Views
Yes. I do. *NM* damookster - 10/03/2017 09:17:33 PM 438 Views
I have no opinion. nossy - 10/03/2017 09:39:25 PM 739 Views
Ah. See my post, above. Aviendha - 10/03/2017 10:00:14 PM 764 Views
It's not pizza! nossy - 10/03/2017 10:11:17 PM 737 Views
So what's worse then..... Jeordam - 10/03/2017 11:14:10 PM 847 Views
Eat it any which way you can. *NM* The Shrike - 11/03/2017 02:01:18 AM 436 Views
Agreed aerocontrols - 11/03/2017 12:09:06 AM 718 Views
Figs? damookster - 11/03/2017 12:20:43 AM 743 Views
at least no mice aerocontrols - 11/03/2017 12:38:49 AM 777 Views
Pineapple on pizza should be a crime!! Kit - 12/03/2017 02:26:53 AM 737 Views
Emotionally, I agree. damookster - 12/03/2017 02:15:33 PM 727 Views
I'm a Philistine and proud of it. Rebekah - 12/03/2017 12:24:09 PM 1113 Views
You live in Scotland, do you not? damookster - 12/03/2017 02:11:33 PM 841 Views
Yes. Scotland's culinary gifts to the world are... Rebekah - 12/03/2017 03:14:18 PM 1161 Views
I like haggis. Though I have to admit... Legolas - 12/03/2017 03:44:52 PM 723 Views
The word casserole is pretty broad over here random thoughts - 14/03/2017 08:20:36 PM 708 Views
I have a pot of chili simmering on the stove right now damookster - 14/03/2017 08:54:14 PM 703 Views
This is how the Scots make pizza Stephen - 14/03/2017 06:01:16 PM 990 Views
deep fried pizza? damookster - 14/03/2017 06:20:34 PM 765 Views
You can get deep fried pizza in Scottish chippies, btw. Rebekah - 12/03/2017 03:16:38 PM 1165 Views
Deeply agreed Floffe - 15/03/2017 08:25:56 PM 774 Views
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