But clearly you are a madman. Who drinks fizzy-drinks with jelly and pommes frites? It is a truly remarkable combination. Combined with your preference for capitalism and all that is evil, I conclude this is the result of a drinking spree (was there absinthe?) that lasted any number of days. You may be suffering delirium. Not uncommon in these parts, to be sure, but you should probably go lie down. There is some room in the back.