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ok, that one lost me; guess i need to take more math classes *NM* imlad Send a noteboard - 01/11/2009 05:57:42 PM
But I am sure I have *some* friends at least.

I think.

Anyway:

A function and a constant are chatting around the (0,0) coordinates of a 2-dimensional plane, when from x=-inf a differentiator comes running towards them.
"I'm going to differentiate you away!!" it scream.
"Help, help, it's going to differentiate me away" screams the constant, and it runs away to x=+inf crying and yelling.
The function however, faces the differentiator like the cool dude he is.
"Why are you not running away?"
"It's because I'm e to the power x!"
"Hah! But I'm d/dy"


Sad isn't it?
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For all the maths geeks here Floffe - 28/10/2009 06:21:17 PM 1076 Views
That reminds me of this old joke: Stephen - 28/10/2009 06:33:36 PM 672 Views
and that reminds me of this LittleGiffen - 28/10/2009 10:20:35 PM 666 Views
Reminds me of this variation rAndy aL - 29/10/2009 01:43:32 AM 639 Views
jh - 28/10/2009 07:27:42 PM 638 Views
I don't get it ironclad - 28/10/2009 07:30:24 PM 714 Views
No, no... jh - 28/10/2009 08:56:06 PM 658 Views
People always need hotdogs Colonel Logain - 28/10/2009 09:55:06 PM 675 Views
Nice *NM* Isaac - 28/10/2009 07:43:07 PM 294 Views
I'm so ashamed that I laughed *NM* Monkey - 28/10/2009 07:50:23 PM 323 Views
I feel so proud I actually got the linky joke!! tatinas - 28/10/2009 09:37:05 PM 681 Views
So how does it feel to be friendless? Floffe - 28/10/2009 09:51:26 PM 687 Views
Re: So how does it feel to be friendless? tatinas - 29/10/2009 12:06:44 PM 664 Views
I don't understand. *NM* Rebekah - 28/10/2009 09:54:39 PM 311 Views
Re: I don't understand. Sports_Gambler - 29/10/2009 03:19:46 AM 705 Views
Yeah, Marybelle explained it to me when she got home. *NM* Rebekah - 29/10/2009 11:31:06 AM 308 Views
She sounds a bit dweebish that girl Sports_Gambler - 30/10/2009 12:30:30 AM 691 Views
I love that! Mat Girl - 28/10/2009 10:05:30 PM 691 Views
One of my favourite maths jokes. Spriteling - 28/10/2009 10:17:12 PM 673 Views
I LOVE that! *L* *NM* Antigone - 29/10/2009 12:02:27 AM 297 Views
Camilla - 29/10/2009 10:08:04 AM 622 Views
LOL! *NM* Rebekah - 29/10/2009 11:31:23 AM 288 Views
He would say that, wouldn't he? Floffe - 29/10/2009 03:58:11 PM 648 Views
Re: He would say that, wouldn't he? Camilla - 29/10/2009 04:21:36 PM 658 Views
I laughed and I got another one. Artsapat - 29/10/2009 03:42:05 PM 676 Views
Yup, heard that one before *NM* Floffe - 29/10/2009 03:59:09 PM 321 Views
ok, that one lost me; guess i need to take more math classes *NM* imlad - 01/11/2009 05:57:42 PM 311 Views
Okay, I got a seriously messed up one AgentOrange - 30/10/2009 11:10:27 PM 655 Views
*queue a bunch of small deltas* *NM* Floffe - 31/10/2009 01:52:43 PM 294 Views
oh that was funny imlad - 01/11/2009 05:48:57 PM 658 Views
That formula... jh - 01/11/2009 06:49:42 PM 615 Views
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