I'll take the land mines since 1) there's only three in the field, 2) I can take my time going across the field and find/avoid them and 3) many anti-personnel operate that the first person to step on the mine triggers it but the second person is the one that causes it to detonate.

I'm not sure which I'd take for the injuries. I want to say that I'd take the paper cut but my mind's image of my eyeball is that it is basically a wet napkin and that if I blink too hard it will get destroyed. So I guess the kick to the head.

Definitely take the light barbecue grill. At least I'll have a nice rump to insulate my important bits and I can always turn down the gas, assuming its propane, when no one is looking. And if its charcoal, then those suckers won't be hot for a long time, but still lit.