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Sam Bernstein everynametaken Send a noteboard - 13/11/2009 12:39:50 AM
Here in Colorado Springs it's "Frank Azar, The Strong Arm". Growing up in SoCal, it was Larry H. Parker. He got that one guy 2.1 million!

Who is the cheesy attorney in your area and what's their catch phrase/slogan?


He just generally talks about his firm giving the customer "The Bernstein Advantage".

There were a few others when I was a kid but I think some of them are retired now. Larry Korn was one. I just remember their commercials more than anything because they would have a few "winners" saying things like, "I was out of luck but then Larry got me a million dollar settlement! Thanks Larry!" Those commercials were clearly aimed at the lowest common denominator.
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