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Sam Bernstein everynametaken Send a noteboard - 13/11/2009 12:39:50 AM
Here in Colorado Springs it's "Frank Azar, The Strong Arm". Growing up in SoCal, it was Larry H. Parker. He got that one guy 2.1 million!

Who is the cheesy attorney in your area and what's their catch phrase/slogan?


He just generally talks about his firm giving the customer "The Bernstein Advantage".

There were a few others when I was a kid but I think some of them are retired now. Larry Korn was one. I just remember their commercials more than anything because they would have a few "winners" saying things like, "I was out of luck but then Larry got me a million dollar settlement! Thanks Larry!" Those commercials were clearly aimed at the lowest common denominator.
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Every city has that one terrible (but successful) ambulance chasing lawyer. Mats Gambling Buddy - 12/11/2009 05:33:22 PM 1253 Views
Keller and Keller nossy - 12/11/2009 05:43:36 PM 1099 Views
LOL... that's a funny one. *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 12/11/2009 07:21:41 PM 460 Views
God, those commercials were so awful. Spriteling - 12/11/2009 08:20:20 PM 1042 Views
Yeah, but he reminds me of a zombie, so that's funny. nossy - 13/11/2009 03:04:36 PM 993 Views
I remember Keller and Keller. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 12/11/2009 08:21:46 PM 415 Views
Bart Durham. mapthis - 12/11/2009 05:48:22 PM 1234 Views
Dude. They went through all that? Mats Gambling Buddy - 12/11/2009 07:40:56 PM 1038 Views
Ohhh memories.... Brian - 12/11/2009 05:50:54 PM 1082 Views
The Texas Hammer? LOL Mats Gambling Buddy - 12/11/2009 07:23:16 PM 1053 Views
Darryl Isaacs, the Heavy Hitter. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 12/11/2009 06:50:57 PM 452 Views
I bet he doesn't hit as hard as Terry Tate. *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 12/11/2009 07:53:12 PM 452 Views
Possibly. He's built like a linebacker. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 12/11/2009 08:21:31 PM 451 Views
Ha! Ronald Benjamin. scalius - 12/11/2009 08:18:10 PM 1019 Views
My favourite is a Bail Bonds company in Spartanburg, SC. Aviendha - 12/11/2009 09:07:38 PM 1014 Views
Arthur Dibbins. Kuke - 12/11/2009 10:23:03 PM 1030 Views
Sam Bernstein everynametaken - 13/11/2009 12:39:50 AM 1049 Views
Sam Bernstein's kids.. @my - 13/11/2009 06:19:00 AM 1051 Views
Lol! Yes, they are disturbing! One blind, two with lazy eye. I forgot that was Bernstein. everynametaken - 13/11/2009 06:17:29 PM 965 Views
Jim Adler, The Tough Smart Lawyer (Houston) *NM* Aisha - 13/11/2009 02:47:43 AM 465 Views
Actually, my guy is Frank Azar, The Strong Arm. unr3stricted - 13/11/2009 03:15:42 AM 1300 Views
But.... he'll fight for YOU! *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 13/11/2009 04:52:22 PM 444 Views
Actually, that's not true. *NM* jh - 13/11/2009 03:22:04 PM 464 Views
You don't have ambulance chasers in your corner of the world? *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 13/11/2009 04:12:01 PM 458 Views
We have a sane legal system, so nope Floffe - 13/11/2009 04:32:14 PM 1056 Views
"Sane" and "legal system" in the same sentence? Mats Gambling Buddy - 13/11/2009 04:51:36 PM 1001 Views
Ah, memories of Larry H. Parker. *NM* Palatine - 13/11/2009 06:57:52 PM 491 Views
Who's the guy that has William Shatner as his spokesperson? Delireus - 13/11/2009 11:43:27 PM 1300 Views
We have two... Geniac - 15/11/2009 06:19:28 PM 1010 Views
Nary a one. Elaine - 16/11/2009 01:29:57 PM 1016 Views
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