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Lol! Yes, they are disturbing! One blind, two with lazy eye. I forgot that was Bernstein. everynametaken Send a noteboard - 13/11/2009 06:17:29 PM
disturb me.

Here in Colorado Springs it's "Frank Azar, The Strong Arm". Growing up in SoCal, it was Larry H. Parker. He got that one guy 2.1 million!

Who is the cheesy attorney in your area and what's their catch phrase/slogan?


He just generally talks about his firm giving the customer "The Bernstein Advantage".

There were a few others when I was a kid but I think some of them are retired now. Larry Korn was one. I just remember their commercials more than anything because they would have a few "winners" saying things like, "I was out of luck but then Larry got me a million dollar settlement! Thanks Larry!" Those commercials were clearly aimed at the lowest common denominator.
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Every city has that one terrible (but successful) ambulance chasing lawyer. Mats Gambling Buddy - 12/11/2009 05:33:22 PM 1192 Views
Keller and Keller nossy - 12/11/2009 05:43:36 PM 1039 Views
LOL... that's a funny one. *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 12/11/2009 07:21:41 PM 433 Views
God, those commercials were so awful. Spriteling - 12/11/2009 08:20:20 PM 982 Views
Yeah, but he reminds me of a zombie, so that's funny. nossy - 13/11/2009 03:04:36 PM 935 Views
I remember Keller and Keller. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 12/11/2009 08:21:46 PM 387 Views
Bart Durham. mapthis - 12/11/2009 05:48:22 PM 1167 Views
Dude. They went through all that? Mats Gambling Buddy - 12/11/2009 07:40:56 PM 981 Views
Ohhh memories.... Brian - 12/11/2009 05:50:54 PM 1025 Views
The Texas Hammer? LOL Mats Gambling Buddy - 12/11/2009 07:23:16 PM 986 Views
Darryl Isaacs, the Heavy Hitter. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 12/11/2009 06:50:57 PM 426 Views
I bet he doesn't hit as hard as Terry Tate. *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 12/11/2009 07:53:12 PM 423 Views
Possibly. He's built like a linebacker. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 12/11/2009 08:21:31 PM 423 Views
Ha! Ronald Benjamin. scalius - 12/11/2009 08:18:10 PM 956 Views
My favourite is a Bail Bonds company in Spartanburg, SC. Aviendha - 12/11/2009 09:07:38 PM 957 Views
Arthur Dibbins. Kuke - 12/11/2009 10:23:03 PM 970 Views
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Sam Bernstein's kids.. @my - 13/11/2009 06:19:00 AM 987 Views
Lol! Yes, they are disturbing! One blind, two with lazy eye. I forgot that was Bernstein. everynametaken - 13/11/2009 06:17:29 PM 908 Views
Jim Adler, The Tough Smart Lawyer (Houston) *NM* Aisha - 13/11/2009 02:47:43 AM 439 Views
Actually, my guy is Frank Azar, The Strong Arm. unr3stricted - 13/11/2009 03:15:42 AM 1239 Views
But.... he'll fight for YOU! *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 13/11/2009 04:52:22 PM 417 Views
Actually, that's not true. *NM* jh - 13/11/2009 03:22:04 PM 439 Views
You don't have ambulance chasers in your corner of the world? *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 13/11/2009 04:12:01 PM 433 Views
We have a sane legal system, so nope Floffe - 13/11/2009 04:32:14 PM 994 Views
"Sane" and "legal system" in the same sentence? Mats Gambling Buddy - 13/11/2009 04:51:36 PM 938 Views
Ah, memories of Larry H. Parker. *NM* Palatine - 13/11/2009 06:57:52 PM 462 Views
Who's the guy that has William Shatner as his spokesperson? Delireus - 13/11/2009 11:43:27 PM 1220 Views
We have two... Geniac - 15/11/2009 06:19:28 PM 949 Views
Nary a one. Elaine - 16/11/2009 01:29:57 PM 953 Views
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